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Hank Green Article

William Henry "Hank" Green II was born on May 5th, 1980 to Mike and Sydney Green. He married Katherine Green in 2006. Hank and Katherine live in Missoula, Montana with their cat, Cameo. Hank and Katherine had their first child, Orin, in October 2016.

Hank uploaded the first video to the vlogbrothers channel on New Year's Day 2007, and has also helped start Scishow, Crash Course (where he teaches science topics), the now-defunct Truth or Fail, hankschannel, and hankgames. Hank was also responsible for starting up Vidcon, Subbable, DFTBA Records, and the Project For Awesome. He is the executive director for The Lizzie Bennet Diaries and other Pemberley Digital projects, and has also helped start up YouTube programs The Brain Scoop and Sexplanations, featuring knowledgeable Missoula residents.

Hank has a bachelor's degree in biochemistry from Eckerd College and a master's degree in environmental studies from the University of Montana. Before making videos for a living, he wrote in many publications, including mental_floss and his own technology blog, ecogeek.

Hank is also known for his songs that he writes with his guitar (called "This machine pwns N00bs" in an homage to Woody Guthrie), concerning science and other "nerdy" things. His albums include So Jokes, I’m So Bad at This (live), This Machine PWNS N00bs, and Ellen Hardcastle.

Significant Quotations:

  • "We aren't born with a self, we create ourselves."
  • "The most natural thing in the world is complexity."
  • "Dude - no edge." (regarding the infinite universe)
  • "Good morning John it's ______"
  • "Fart fart fart."


External Links:
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2019-01-28 How to Get to Know Yourself in a Healthy Way 06:09 99,096
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2019-01-25 Researchers Reverse Alzheimer’s Memory Loss (in Mice) | SciShow News 06:27 802
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2019-01-22 Why Can't I Poop When I Travel? 03:46 192,506
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2019-01-19 How an Army of Crayfish Clones Took Over Europe 03:27 1,126
2019-01-18 The First Extinction of 2019 has Already Happened | SciShow News 05:51 4,176
2019-01-18 Should You Burn Dirty Fuel? 03:58 2,289
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2019-01-14 Your Favorite Food May Have Been Decided Before Birth 05:24 71,530
2019-01-13 7 Discoveries Scientists Made by Licking Things 12:19 816
2019-01-11 Is the Mystery of Earth's 1.2 Billion Missing Years Solved? | SciShow News 06:27 1,304
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2019-01-10 How Aspirin Changed Medicine Forever 11:52 812
2019-01-08 Why Do Kids Puke So Much? 03:19 216,267
2019-01-07 How the Right Tunes Can Improve Your Workout 05:27 569
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2019-01-05 Are the Bees Okay Now? 03:30 2,430
2019-01-04 The Quietest, Oldest, and Magnetic-iest Science of 2018 06:56 657
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2018-12-24 What If We Killed All the Wasps? 05:56 1,604
2018-12-22 Feathered Reptiles Ruled Earth's Skies... Twice! | SciShow News 06:45 1,890
2018-12-21 Predators & Prey | SciShow Talk Show 37:07 497
2018-12-18 Bdelloids: The Most Hardcore Animals in the World? 06:43 812
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2018-12-14 5 More Strange Flying Machines 11:26 711
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2018-12-07 6 Remarkable Ways Animals Catch Their Food 11:39 752
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2018-12-07 Why You Probably Can't Predict Your Own Happiness 05:20 75,297
2018-12-07 Why Can’t We Clone Endangered Species to Save Them? 06:09 1,055
2018-12-06 3 Surprising Ways Your Intestines Affect You 06:03 2,526
2018-12-03 The Benefits of Being Easily Distracted 05:49 1,440
2018-12-02 5 Scientists with Ideas That Nobody Believed ... Who Were Right 12:48 1,213,735
2018-11-30 You Can Inherit Mitochondrial DNA from Both Parents! | SciShow News 06:30 174,900
2018-11-27 The Science of Flint's Water Crisis 12:17 1,134
2018-11-26 Why Do You Feel Like You're Being Watched? 05:13 135,954
2018-11-22 A Kilogram Is Now a Kilogram—Forever | SciShow News 07:17 1,701
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2018-11-19 Hacking the Brain: The Future of Prosthetics 06:20 637
2018-11-16 Purple Bacteria: Turning Poop Into Biofuel 06:52 1,253
2018-11-15 The Mysterious Ridges Near Pluto's Heart 06:17 552
2018-11-14 How Quantum Mechanics Saved Physics From Ovens 12:49 1,442
2018-11-12 How Dangerous Is Loneliness, Really? 05:30 187,856
2018-11-09 5 Times Scientists Gave Animals Drugs (and What They Learned) 12:07 756
2018-11-09 Finally, Some Good News About Corals | SciShow News 05:52 1,082
2018-11-07 The Vine That 'Loves' Parasitic Wasps to Death 03:43 1,184
2018-11-05 Will There Ever be a Cure for the Common Cold? 05:50 1,650
2018-11-04 5 Unsolved Mysteries About Dinosaurs 11:13 996
2018-11-02 Buzzed By a Weird Blue Asteroid 04:48 1,143
2018-11-02 Hurricane Walaka Erases Entire Hawaiian Island | SciShow News 05:40 1,162
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2018-10-29 Why You'll Never See Your Eyes Move in a Mirror 05:28 1,242
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2018-10-23 Precision Medicine | SciShow Talk Show 27:31 219
2018-10-19 How Researchers Made Mice Pups from Two Moms and Two Dads | SciShow News 06:08 1,526
2018-10-19 Why Our Brains Recognize Faces So Easily... or Fail at It 04:55 122
2018-10-18 3 Space Mission Problems in a Week | SciShow News 05:31 469
2018-10-18 Meet the Oilbird: A Bird that Thinks it's a Bat 04:02 172,178
2018-10-17 6 Home Remedies Actually Supported by Science 11:06 752,452
2018-10-15 Why Do Good People Sometimes Do Bad Things? 05:31 82,525
2018-10-12 7 Wacky Ways Birds Use Feathers 10:52 780
2018-10-12 A New Thing on SciShow! Join Us! 02:06 1,182
2018-10-05 Does Using Your Phone Really Hurt Your Sleep? 04:22 1,025
2018-10-04 The Rise of Pocket Calculators and Modern Electronic Innovations 06:19 920
2018-10-02 Real Pain and 'Explosive' Brains | Fibromyalgia 06:06 669
2018-10-02 The Philosopher's Corpse: Crash Course Recess #2 03:19 81,890
2018-09-27 Hare Hair & Fuzzy Bunnies | SciShow Talk Show 34:40 424
2018-09-25 Why Does Putting a Finger Under Your Nose Stop a Sneeze? 02:43 1,944
2018-09-24 How To Make Eyewitness Testimony More Reliable 05:09 417
2018-09-21 Found: Dozens of Ancient Cryovolcanoes on Ceres! | SciShow News 06:05 552
2018-09-19 How Much Junk Is in Your DNA Trunk? 10:56 1,316
2018-09-19 Why the Weak Nuclear Force Ruins Everything 06:46 1,347
2018-09-17 Can You Really Tell if Someone is Lying to You? 05:40 378
2018-09-14 Can Cold Showers Really Improve Your Health? 04:12 1,440
2018-09-13 Luzia Among Specimens Likely Lost in Brazil Museum Fire | SciShow News 06:19 133,975
2018-09-12 The Secret to Becoming Immune to Mosquito Bites 05:11 1,603
2018-09-07 The Lesser-Known Symptoms of Depression 05:26 1,252,350
2018-09-05 What Does "Organic" Mean, and Should You Buy Organic Foods? 10:48 700
2018-09-03 Did We Just Figure Out How to Program a Brain? 06:08 263
2018-09-01 Why Is Your Cat So Disgusted With You? 02:49 368,700
2018-08-29 Studying Polar Bears from a Monster Truck | SciShow Talk Show 27:33 567
2018-08-27 How Do You Know If You Have Food Poisoning? 05:23 3,267
2018-08-27 How Does Reverse Psychology Work? 05:02 897
2018-08-26 The Moth That Drinks Bird Tears & 6 Other Absurd Diets 10:17 5,614
2018-08-22 Could Scientists Predict the Next Political Crisis? 11:14 756
2018-08-20 What Does Pornography Do to Your Brain? 06:12 729,129
2018-08-18 Why Doesn't Your Sphincter Get Tired? 03:52 270,335
2018-08-17 A Zombie Gene Keeps Elephants from Getting Cancer | SciShow News 04:54 981
2018-08-14 Are Broken Bones Stronger After They Heal? 03:35 4,570
2018-08-13 Why Do You Sabotage Yourself Before a Big Test? | Self-Handicapping 05:53 107,000
2018-08-11 How Do Polarized Sunglasses Work? 04:29 930
2018-08-10 Why Florida's Red Tide Is Killing So Many Animals | SciShow News 06:02 1,057
2018-08-10 Spotted: The First Inside-Out Planetary Nebula | SciShow News 05:41 1,490
2018-08-09 Why Scientists are Giving Robots Human Muscles 05:51 1,235
2018-08-07 Why Do I Sweat So Much? 03:26 4,090
2018-08-05 5 Things Humans Got Really Wrong About Our Bodies 12:17 984
2018-08-01 Giant Antarctic Sea Spiders | SciShow Talk Show 28:46 783
2018-07-30 Will Video Games Eventually Replace Your Therapist? 04:59 437
2018-07-29 6 "Vegetarian" Animals that Will Give You Nightmares 11:18 1,125
2018-07-28 Why Do Prosthetic Limbs Feel Way Heavier Than Biological Ones? 03:27 1,183
2018-07-27 Why Cancer Labels Are Super Misleading 11:37 311,666
2018-07-26 Why Pregnancy Makes You Forgetful... but Helps Your Baby 04:48 392
2018-07-25 A Giant Underground Lake on Mars! | Breaking News 05:08 4,296
2018-07-24 Why Don't Humans Have a Mating Season? 03:07 313,513
2018-07-23 How Different Types of Alcohol Affect Your Emotions 05:45 145,583
2018-07-22 8 Boss Invertebrates That Eat Whatever They Want 11:42 826,684
2018-07-20 Is YouTube Giving Us All ADHD? 06:37 1,298
2018-07-16 What Do "Smart Pills" Really Do to Your Brain? 05:46 146,827
2018-07-15 How 6 Rare Diseases Are Changing Everyday Medicine 12:12 179
2018-07-14 What Happens If You Stop Pooping? 03:37 3,136
2018-07-13 The Neolithic Diet: New Details About What's in the Iceman's Stomach 05:04 2,480
2018-07-13 Meet the Milky Way's Last Big Meal: The Sausage Galaxy 06:28 968
2018-07-12 Brain Hacks to Make Your Food Taste Better 06:47 76,987
2018-07-11 How to Build a Rocket Engine in Your Kitchen (Experiment Episode) 05:54 191
2018-07-07 We Probably Can't Save the Vaquita—But We Can Learn From Them 06:21 938
2018-07-06 Turns Out, Spiders Use Electricity to Fly 04:47 2,667
2018-07-04 Climate Science From Space | SciShow Talk Show 26:12 56,806
2018-07-02 Why Does Nature Make You Feel Better? 05:45 72,459
2018-06-29 Baby Zebrafish Eyes Work Kind of like Real-Time Photoshop 05:22 2,360
2018-06-29 We May Have Just Found the Universe's Missing Matter 05:10 1,194
2018-06-28 The Baffling Viruses That Infect... Other Viruses 07:12 1,274
2018-06-27 What Do 'Natural' and 'Artificial' Flavors Really Mean? 09:34 190
2018-06-25 How to Get Over That Broken Heart—But Also Learn From It 06:15 92,223
2018-06-24 7 of Australia's Most Terrifying Inhabitants 11:18 1,091
2018-06-22 We Might Be Totally Wrong About Alzheimer’s 05:53 423,598
2018-06-20 Scishow Quiz Show: Supersonic Giggles and Bat Cigars 18:52 693
2018-06-18 Are There "Male" and "Female" Brains? 06:56 1,624
2018-06-17 7 Medicines That Come from Super Toxic Critters 12:59 674
2018-06-15 How Junk Food Hacks Your Brain 06:00 233,441
2018-06-15 Curiosity Found Organic Molecules on Mars! Now What? 06:08 157,610
2018-06-12 Killer Gulls Rip Into Whales and Murder Seal Pups 04:08 1,011
2018-06-11 What Does Facebook Really Know About Your Personality? 07:32 719
2018-06-08 Why Humans Feel Disgust, and Why Other Animals Might Too 06:24 777
2018-06-06 Gina McCarthy on Public Health & Climate Change | SciShow Talk Show 22:44 282
2018-06-06 A Dumb Rant About a Dumb Thing 03:17 971
2018-06-05 Why Do You Feel Butterflies in Your Stomach? 02:53 1,404
2018-06-05 Chrostmas Ferret. YOU WERE A TODDLER! 11:57 820
2018-06-04 YouTube's Bad System for Blocking Advertisers: A Guide 08:20 643
2018-06-04 What Your Dance Moves Say About Who You Are 06:05 51
2018-06-03 6 Everyday Ways Science Protects You from Your Poop 11:52 1,270
2018-06-03 The Bizarre but True Story of the Rusty Hammer Donut 03:21 258
2018-06-02 They Built me a Giant Robot 01:26 739
2018-06-01 Worse than Demonetization: Anti-Gay Ads on LGBTQ+ Videos 13:12 628
2018-05-30 Book Fears 07:17 1,024
2018-05-29 Explicit Language Warning - Mystery Wolf-Like-Thing in Montana 09:48 330
2018-05-29 We Were Super Wrong About Mental Illness: The DSM's Origin Story 06:26 432
2018-05-27 The Weirdest Place I've Ever Changed a Diaper 03:33 141
2018-05-25 The New Gel That Regrows Brains 07:50 1,925
2018-05-25 Analytics of Subscriptions Because I KNOW HOW TO PARTY 14:06 2,008
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2018-05-21 Humanity's Deepest, Darkest Fear 05:40 659
2018-05-20 8 Survival Myths That Will Definitely Make Things Worse 11:02 3,372,740
2018-05-17 Anthony Peesmith's Million Dollar Book 12:54 733
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2018-05-14 Not Every Egomaniac Has Narcissistic Personality Disorder 06:11 99,111
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2018-04-19 3 Times Scientists Did Weird Experiments With Rubber Ducks 06:26 268,670
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