Katherine: (long sigh)
Hank: Switchboard Falls sounds like fun.
Katherine: No, it doesn't.
Hank: Is it gonna be like working at the--
Katherine: (sings) car wash.
Hank: --telephone company? Have we don this one before? I almost died.
Katherine: We have played this game a little bit before.
Hank: Yeah, but I feel like I did this recently.
Katherine: Well, we used these things before.
Hank: Yeah. Aaaaaalright. and, we have done this.
Katherine: This does look familiar, though.
Hank: Ah, there's a bee, there's a bee. I'm stuck. You killed me.
Hank: No, I didn't die. I like that-- whoa ger b-gerk tick I forgot about that.
Katherine: You forget how to play this game.
Hank: Yeah, it doesn't take long.
Katherine: What is this?
Hank: How do you ground pound?
Katherine: What is this?
Hank: What is what?
Katherine: What is this trigger for?
Hank: you're--you're speedy--
Katherine: It's making me fast.
Hank: Yeah. (? 1:45) Oh, there's a thing there. In the middle.
Hank: Ground pound. Yeah! Well done, I've got a flower down here for you.
Katherine: Yes, I want it.
Hank: Oh no.
Hank: uuuuh. Aaaah! Thank you thank you! Save my butt! (panicky stuttering)
Katherine: You also have these thing.
Hank: I know, but he was behind me. I can't shoot backward.
Katherine: Just turn around.
Hank: But he was right behind me! If I turned around I would have died! Got stung by a big bee butt!
Katherine: And I'm coming for you (? 2:18)
Hank: Oh, they go underwater, the fire. Oh gosh, oh no! (screaming) Now both of us...
Katherine: Yeah great. Good--
Katherine: Well dones.
Hank: Oh, man, oh man. Why?
Katherine: Cuz I was killing bees.
Hank: OK, but I-- I can't get on this thing right now.
Hank: Now I have to go all the way back. You just go on ahead without me. Got on without me! It'll be fine.
Katherine: We're brothers.
Hank: We're brothers! Thank you game--
Katherine: There we go.
Hank: --for saving me.
Hank: What? ooh.
Katherine: Why are these things showing up?
Hank: uh-- when you ground pound, they show up. That has always been the case.
Katherine: I have never noticed that before. Swim Luigi.
Hank: Uh-oh. Uh-oh!
Hank: Where are you going? What are we doing?
Katherine: We've got to get on this thing and then I'm gonna use it to get over here. I-- I forget--
Hank: Just get me over it and I'll pop my bubble. It didn't, it went under. It was like "you are trying to cheat, that is not allowed."
Katherine: Oh crud.
Hank: Yay, I did it. I diiiiid it.
Katherine: Why'm I stuck?
Hank: Wrong waaaaaaay. Uh-oh.
Hank: You didn't. Uh-oh, it's coming after me. It's coming after me, it's inside of the switchboard Katherine help! Help! It's coming!
Hank: Euuuuuuh oh, tens! And a pipe. I z'd it! Sorry that the bad thing happened to you.
Katherine: I've really forgotten how to play this game. For some reason.
Hank: Nice, nice, good.
Hank: I got it! I got it! Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh yeah. We got that star, yeah we did. Get it Katherine! Get that Luigi lamp! get it! (? 4:35) ride all up on it.
Katherine: (confused laugh) I don't know.
Hank: Uh! Oh. Yeah, one ups! Yeah, get it. Alright. And I'm gonna pound it for no reason.
Katherine: (? 4:53)
Hank: Uh, there's me. (?)
Katherine: (whispers) My god.
Hank: uh... Yeah! Just one fire thing?
Hank: Oh gosh! Shoot them! Shoot em up! Shoot em up, shoot em up, shoot em up. Where am I? I'm dead, I died, I'm a dead man.
Katherine: (laughs) God. Come to me, brother.
Hank: Brother! Uh-oh, uh-oh! I died. Did we-- I think we missed a star.
Katherine: I don't know, it's possible.
Hank: Oh, you almost died just now. YAARBAHAR oh well I missed the thing but then I just jumped right off it.
Hank: It's OK, you're fine.
Katherine: Am I fine? (?)
Hank: Sorry, my bad.
Katherine: Am I fine? Missed it.
Hank: Why-- that's not good! Where am I? Where are you? AAAAAAH.
Katherine: I just ground pounded into nothing!
Hank: Oh, it's still coming, they're still coming AHHHH. Boop ba doop doop boop
Katherine: Can we go?
Katherine: HAH Thank you for catching meeeee-
Hank: Alrighty-doo-shoot. Shoot, I did not realize--
Hank: Alrighty-doo-shoot. What's wrong with that?
Katherine: I don't know.
Hank: Nothing. Nothing's wrong with it.
Katherine: Doosh shoot.
Hank: Doo-shoot. Alrighty-doo-shoot.
Katherine: Doos shoot it's a soft--
Hank: (sings) She's my little doo-shoot. you don't know what I got. Doo-shoot you don't know what I got.
Katherine: It's a very soft shoot. So soft.
Hank: We only got one star. Where were they all!?
Katherine: One whole star!
Hank: Where are they hiding?
Katherine: I don't know, I can't focus, I just PANIC the whole time.
Hank: I found-- we found one. That was fun, I liked it, that was a lot of panic though.
Katherine: You did like that?
Hank: Yeah, I did.
Katherine: I've forgotten how to run fast, so...
Hank: I've forgotten-- Katherine's forgotten how to have fun!
Katherine: So, my skills, I was worried.
Hank: It's the trigger, isn't it? It's the trigger.
Katherine: See toad. Fire.
Hank: The trigger makes you run fast.
Katherine: This one?
Hank: Yeah, the trigger. The only trigger that there is. Unilateral decision! Well done!
Katherine: Yeah, good choice.
Hank: Oh, you're a kitty crown! Hi toad! Hi toad! Hi toad! Hi toad! Hi, hi, hi, hi--
Katherine: You make--
Hank: Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi. You've got confetti in your head, every single time. So much head confetti! Infinite amounts. You know if you measured the amount of confetti inside of Toad's head, it would be larger than the mass of the universe. True fact! -Hank Green.
Katherine: If you didn't want somebody to jump on your head, you shouldn't have made it full of confetti.
Hank: Other true fact.
Katherine: Victim blaming. (Hank laughs) Definition.
Hank: Alright. Move on. Uh, do we have enough stars? Apparently, yes.
Katherine: It seems like it. Didn't say--