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An all star night of wrestling and beer with John Green (the fault in our stars) and Greg Benson (mediocre films), Wheezy Waiter, Mark Malkoff, Joe Bereta and Colin Hickey.

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(Previously on Beer and Board Games)

We're here live at VidCon, wheeee. No Respect. We all know the comedy of Rodney Dangerfield, and we know how much it has to do with ascending sequences of numbers.

My wife told me the other day, she said, 8, 4, 3, 1. (laughs)

(And now...)

Aaron: Wrestling Stars Gaaaaame

Yeaaaaaahhh oh boyyyyy


Voicemail: --very generous donation that I just--wants to be anonymous, he just wants to say tons of luck for the crew and thank you for Live at VidCon

John: Hey! Anonymous donor, cheers, thank you so much!


Aaron: Donated $1000.

Oh my God
Holy Jesus
Holy crap

Matt: Here's to our generous anonymous benefactor. Alright!

John: Cheers!

Matt: That was more than a shot.

John: Oh my God, holy shit, what is in that?

Craig: That's good.

John: You know what no one ever said? I wish I'd had more of those shots.

Matt: If only I'd done more shots, things would have really worked out for me.

John: Might have gone a little bit better.

Craig: He's in my band.

Sam: I'm in Craig's band, Driftless Pony Club.

Craig: Well, it's our band.

Matt: What do you play in the band?

Sam: I play bass.

John: Aaand banjo.

Sam: I play bass.

Matt: Do you play the bass and the banjo at the same time?

Sam: Yes. I have a double necked bass banjo.

Colin: Alex Wolff(?~1:27) good friend (?~1:29) is an aspiring actress heading off to the University and she loves the show.

Matt: I think it's Ginny.

Aaron: It's like Ginny from Harry Potter.

Matt: Ginny Weasley.

John: (sings HatP) Ginny Weasley from the basilisk.

Matt: Alright, well, here's to Ginny, Alex Wolf(?~1:44)'s buddy.

(All clink beer bottles, cheer)

John: Here's to college.

Matt: Ginny, study hard. Do well in your potions review and your Quidditch finals. 

John: Dark arts, stay out of it. 

Colin: No Slytherins. Slytherin baaaad. Baaad.

Matt: And stay away from Hufflepuff, 'cause that's where the dumb kids go.

John: Hey, I'm a Hufflepuff! I am a Hufflepuff, you motherfucker.

Craig: Oh. See what I mean?

Matt: The dumb and the unstable kids.

John: Back the fuck off the Hufflepuffs.

Craig: That's their motto. Back the fuck off of Hufflepuff.

Matt: Back the puff off of a fuck.

John: Well, I'm a Hufflepuff, and I helped save the wizarding world from Voldemort.

Sam: In a very stupid way.

Matt: They were like the sandbags in trenches of the war.

John: You know they had to put people out to like, walk to make sure that there are no landmines. I found the landmines.

Matt: This is a game of wrestlers. Big burly men will grab each other and roll around. John, you were saying before, you used to own this game and you've played this game.

John: I'm a veteran.

Matt: I hope you'll indulge me in this, I have a wrestler that I really would like you to play. Big John Studd.

John: Yes! Can I pick for you?

Craig: Okay, fine.

John: I'll give you the most important wrestler of all time. Will that be of meaning to you?

Craig: Uh, go for it.

John: It's the Iron Sheik.

(?): Shiek?

John: Don't tell me how to pronounce Sheik, I literally majored in Early Islamic History.

Craig: He was managed by Classy Freddy, I can't do it.

John: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hahahaha. I was on a plane with Hulk Hogan. How did I know that he was Hulk Hogan? Maybe it was because to go to the airport, he dressed as Hulk Hogan.


He had the shirt on, it said WrestleMania, he had the bandanna on, it said WrestleMania, he had the very tight jean shorts on. And when we were in the airport, he kept greeting people with such enthusiasm that Sarah said to me, 'That must be a Hulk Hogan impersonator'. 'Cause that was the only reasonable explanation.

Craig: Maybe he was running late? He had to go right to the match.

Aaron: And so when he was at the airport and they were like, 'boarding group 4', Hulk Hogan was like--

Matt: Which group was that, brother?


Matt: The Hulkster is gonna run wild through first class! Everyone put one red peg in your favorite hole.

Sam: Put a red peg in my favorite hole?

Matt: If you want to be on Beer and Board Games, that's what you need to do.

John: I did it.

Matt: John, right before we're able to start our wrestling match, I understand that you have to leave us.

John: Yeah, I'm sorry, I just don't feel that good about being Big John Studd.

Matt: Let's hear it for John for joining us. 


John: Thank you guys. Cheers. 

Matt: Let's bring Greg Benson back in to take over.