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Molly:This is Hank(?)

This, this was the third challenge I believe. And the second challenge was the ten words song, and he kicked butt, and I was like, this cannot happen,he cannot win. So I wrote this song as like, RAR! I will bring out, I will bust out everything to beat hank, and I don't remember if it worked out.

Hank: It did,you won.

Molly: I mean I did,but that was because I got a lot of votes for (?) song

Hank: No, but you won for this song too. 

[audience laughs]

Hank: you won, you won for all of them except for the second one in which you got second.

Molly: Yeah

[Audience laughs]

Hank:You're a champion.

[Audience laughs]

Molly: (?) Champion.

Yeah, so this one I wrote, like specifically to pwn Hank, and

[Audience and Hank laugh]

Molly: It's a case of (?) the challenge was to write a song called It all makes sense at the end, and for some reason that led to a break up song, but instead of breaking up with a person I was breaking up with Wikipedia.

[Audience laughs]

Molly: So, it's called It All Makes Sense At The End, cause that was the challenge. and here goes.

[Singing]

When I met you, I thought you were really smart
And even more so when we started going out
It was your intellect that really won my hear
There was so much crap you knew so much about

I was hungry for knowledge, and I was single
I didn't want to date and really hadn't planned to
You were cool and you were smart and multilingual
And I felt like I could really understand you

But then it went downhill
And we'll never get back to our better days
I'm done, I've had my thrill
and I think we ought to go our separate ways

But it isn't you, it's me
I guess we just weren't meant to be
I thought we were inseparable, I thought you were my friend
But looking back now. It all makes sense at the end

Or something (?)

You're sometimes vague,and your often inconsistent
You've no opinions, you never take a stance
You're so dispassionate, you always sound so distant
And I tell you, you know zilch about romance

And not once did you ever say you love me
You sent no flowers, you never called me 'honey'
You always talked as if you were above me 
And it felt like you were always needing money

Sometime you generalize
And on better days your tone is condescending
And when we talk books or films
You always find a way to spoil the ending

But it isn't you it's me
I need someone more scholarly
I thought you had the answers,but your smarts are all pretend
And my attraction only makes sense at the end

You just believe everything you're ever told
You never question, I'm pretty sure you don't fact check
When some one puts ideas into your head
You never blink, you immediately buy it
I won't say that you have no integrity... but I might imply it

It turns out you're not the the guy I thought I knew
and I think we need to stop and take a breather
I never know if what you're saying's really true
and frankly, sometimes, I don't think that you know either

You have no real facts, your knowledge is all hearsay
And I'm tired of playing all your stupid games
You don't keep pictures of me, and you don't know my birthday
I don't think that you even know my name

You keep tabs on other girls
But I notice there's no article for me
You're known by all the world
But we'll meet again again one day, you wait and see

But it isn't you, it's me
I owe you no apology
I know not to judge my company just based upon its looks
I'm too grown up for your articles, it's time that I read books

[Audience cheers]