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Hi. Hold on I have to tweet this. Hold on. I'm very bad at Twitter. Sarah, can you type, Sarah and John live and then hit control v. Sorry. That was high stress.

Hello, notification squad. Thanks for coming to the live show. I'm here at... by the way I'm wearing the first Art Assignment shirt. It says, "all art was once contemporary". Which is kind of a political statement but a very true one.

And... (to Sarah) are we live. Did you tweet it with the link? Great Job.

I'm here with Sarah!

Sarah: Hello. Hi everybody.

John: So, it's Black Friday for those of you in the United States. Which means that the DFTBA warehouse is hopping. Processing your orders. Everything 20% off. So here's our warehouse manager.

Manager: Hi Guys.

John: These are the real people that you really support at When you e-mail something about your order, i want to show you the person who gets that e-mail so that you don't curse to her.

John: Earlier today, my newsletter went out to all of the people who have bought from DFTBA in the past. And I don't want to call anybody out but to the person who said, um, F off you money grubbing B, go write an effing book.

Sarah: I think it was a little milder than that.

John: No, no, it was less mild, less mild than that. Just to that person I would like to say that obviously if I wanted money...

Sarah: you would have written another book.

John: Yah

Sarah: Ya, You would have pushed it a little more.

John: I might have just pushed the gas pedal, published something I wasn't super proud of around the time the Fault in Our Stars movie came out. But...

Sarah: That would have been smart actually.

John: Yup. Yup. Your not the first person to ever mention that to me. Okay so I want to show you some of the stuff...

Sarah: Wait, wait but first baby Hank. Look at baby Hank back there.

John: Where's baby Hank?

Sarah: On the wall.

John: Oh ya, Here at the DFTBA warehouse we keep that picture of nerdy baby Hank up at all times. Just to remind you.


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