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In which Emma, Mike, and Hank flub up All The Things for your amusement!

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Created by:
Emma Mills & Mike Martin

Hosted by:
Emma Mills, Mike Martin, and Hank Green

Edited by:
Mike Martin
(Mike is also a Young Adult novelist. His book, THE END GAMES, is available at all online booksellers, including Amazon:

Executive Producers:
Hank & John Green
Emma: So. Hey!
So my name is Emma and (laughs)

Michael: I'm sorry I'm sorry, I'm sorry

Emma: I have to say hey, I can't not say hey.

Michael: That's totally fine, that's totally fine

Emma: I'm making a blooper reel right now

Michael: Before you move in...(blahh)

Hank: But if you like, but if you are like many How to Adult Viewers you may also have freelance income. That's when the second part (messes up)

Emma: Whats your biggest weakness? Maybe a voice saying "well I guess I'm a perfectionist, I guess I'm a perfectionist." Instead say something like... (mmmhh)

Mike: (oughh)

Emma: I think it's important to remember that even though asking someone out can feel like  a high-pressure situation, it really isn't. You wanna know some high-pressure situations? Asking someone out.... No oh my god (laughs)

Hank: Specifically I'm your government and I'm h.... Why am I  British? (laughs) That's opposite of what it should be.

Michael: You could say something like: "Be careful it's a pot of boiling water, which was a weapon in the middle ages."

Emma: What? (laughs)

Michael: Like they would pour it over castle walls, to stop being.... (laughs)

Emma: Okay. Okay. (laughs) Okay sorry.

Michael: The first thing you need to know when income tax comes around... incape... inc.... in... incam... income tax... income tax... income tax.

Michael: Action!

Emma: It's, hmmm, here's, hmm. (laughs)

Hank: Freelance income, that is where the second part in our two-part tax-series.. What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

Emma: Step one: Lay out a solid pun. Step two: mnnnnh. Step two! Compliment their footwear. Okay. 

Emma: What do you have goin' on this weekend? It's a lil'' bit creepy. (laughs) What do ya have goin' on this weekend?

Emma: I- mmm...In other words. In other words. In- In other words. Mmm... 

Emma: Accountants aren't boring, recommended "Eat, Pray, Love."

Michael: This is by Elizabeth Gilbert. I like that book too. Even though I'm not, I'm- a woman...

Emma: A woman on a spiritual journey?

Michael: No!

Emma: I don't think that's a prerequisite.

Michael: No, I don't thing so either. I don't think so either.

Emma: Yeah, okay.

Michael: God, I feel like I made that super awkward. Let's do that one more time.

Emma: No! I think it's funny!

Emma: 'Cause you are the awesomest of sauces. You're like marinara...or chocolate. What are some other awesome sauces? God, there must be more! (laughs)

Michael: Butterscotch on ice cream? I don't know!

Emma: We'll get back to you on that.

Michael: You wanted to build an interstellar communicator so your alien buddy could phone home and go away before he died...but he died. But he came back to life, so it was like "yay!" But then he left. So it was like sad, happy! Happy-sad. He left a rainbow in the sky... I'm never going to get over this...

Michael and Emma: (nodding)

Emma: Okay. You think that's good?

Michael: (waving)

Emma: Oh yeah. (waves)

Michael and Emma: Bye!

End Screen: (Music playing) Option to go to Mike's or Emma's Channels. Or to watch the videos "How to Get Promoted," "20 Awesome Job Interview Tips!" or "How to Write a Resumé," which are on the "How to Adult" channel with Emma Mills and Mike Martin. Executive Producers: Hank Green & John Green.

On screen: DFTBA (rattling)

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