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Happy 40th, Hank!


As a special gift to commemorate Hank’s big day -- and for ONE WEEK ONLY -- we’re bringing back one of our favorite ever Pizzamas items, but with a Hankified twist … it’s “None Pizza with Left Hank”! You can buy it here:

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[Onscreen text:] Hi Hank!

Multiple people: Happy birthday Hank!

[Onscreen text:] You're 40 years old!

Dave: Hi Hank. So, as you know, when I moved to Missoula 14 years ago, on my very first weekend here, I met not only you and Katherine, but, at the same party, I met my future wife. As the Immortal Ice Cube would say, it was a very good day. Happy birthday, welcome to the over-40 club, we welcome you. And thanks for being a great boss, a great friend, and a great human. Enjoy your 40s, and, as we say...

Children: Don't forget to be awesome!

Dave: Happy birthday!

[Onscreen text:] Which is pretty awesome

Rachel: Happy birthday, Hank.

[Onscreen text:] Thats 40 generations of carpenter bees

Smith: Happy birthday, Hank! I wanted to be more presentable for you, but I'm trying something new with my hair, and this is pretty-- pretty much the best-looking that I'm gonna be for anybody these days, so...heh.

[Onscreen text:] Around 13.3 generations of Lesser Chameleons (They'd like a quick chat with the scientist responsible for their common name)

____: Happy birthday, Hank!

[Onscreen text:] And 1.3 generations of geriatric horses.

________: Happy birthday, Hank! 

[Onscreen text:] The lifespan of the average Potoo remains a mystery, so for all we know you may be but a young fledgling in their overlarge eyes.

Brandi: Happy birthday, Hank! I hope it's absolutely fabulous! DFTBA!

[Onscreen text:] As for a Greenland Shark, you've got 360 years to go.

________: Happy birthday, Hank!

[Onscreen text:] What we're saying is that time is weird.

Abi Rein: Happy birthday, Hank! Thanks for all of the laughter and joy and fun songs that you've brought to the community throughout the year; thank you for always leading with integrity and always having a kind and supportive word to say. I really hope it's a great birthday, and I hope there are many more to come! Bye!

[Onscreen text:] But you're pretty cool

________: Happy birthday, Hank! I hope that you have a wonderful day full of 40 awesome things!

[Onscreen text:] And we'd much rather have you around than 40 carpenter bees.

Lucas: Hey Hank, it's Lucas here in my backyard, and I would like to wish you a happy 40th birthday. And I hope you get to enjoy this nice Missoula weather. Happy birthday!

[Onscreen text:] So thank you for being the wonderful and weird human that is Hank Green. Happy Birthday and DFTBA!