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In which Hank and Katherine begin their journey to the Philosopher's stone.
Hank: Hello, and welcome to Hank and Katherine Play LEGO Harry Potter Years 1-4. Last time, we saved Harry from...well we didn't do anything. Firenze saved Harry. And there's fricken Voldemort. Stickin' out of the back of some dude's head.
Katherine: Being suspicious.
H: Very suspicious. But no one will be suspicious of him. Misdirection!
K: Going up into the...what do they...what did they call that? The third year corridor...the third floor...
H: The, the, third floor corridor.
K: Off limits!
H: To anyone who does not wish a most horrible death. Or some such.
K: Leviosaaa! God, you always beat me to it!
H: Because I'm fast! Why are these things broken again?
K: Uh...maybe you never fixed them before because you didn't have Wingardium Leviosa.
H: Maybe. What the...(mumbles some made up words). What are you doing? What is going on?
K: I am freeing little house elves, maybe. I don't know.
H: Maybe? What? I'll take this one. It was turkey.
K: Fishes. It was fishes.
H: I thought it looked like turkey legs.
K: You, you, you...
H: I am a pescatarian!
K: You liberated fishes. I don't understand. Hello? Can you switch the staircase for us please? Someone? Hello?
H: (Mocking Katherine's voice) Switch the staircase!
K: Give it the right direction.
H: We're going to see Fang! Are we ending this already?
K: What are you talking about?
H: It seems as if we're ending this already.
K: I will shoot your butt!
H: Why do we not just kill you??
K: I will shoot all of your parts, in fact.
H: Starting with your butt.
K: (Laughs) I'll shoot your butt a lot! Then I will shoot your head and everything.
H: Huh? Oh my gosh, we're already at the end of...(keeps talking while yawning).
K: What...What is happening? We're not at the end of Chamber of Secrets.
H: I mean the other one!
K: Philosopher's Stone?
H: Philosopher's Stone!
K: Yes. Ahhh. Well, there's still quite a lot to do.
H: That's not gonna work, Ron. (Mocks Ron's trumpet playing). How about instead, we make a run for it!! No?
K: How about I shoot him?
H: How about I shoot this bathing wizard!
K: How about I shoot this painting! Yes! Shoot everything!
H: What are you gonna do about...
K: Oh god, I fell off the edge!
H: Is it a pacifier? Did he give me a pacifier?
K: Aw, yes it's a squeaky toy! It's a squeaky toy, give it to him. Give it to him. Give...give it. Give it! Ahhh!
H: Take it! Squeaky toy. Squeaky toy! (Imitates squeaky toy's sound). Apparently I know Engorgio.
K: You love rubber ducky, right? You love it! You squeak that squeaky...oh look! Look, look, look it's a thing. I'll build it up. Build it up.
H: Yes. What is it, a hatch? Am I building a hatch? Oh, it's a harp. We're gonna turn on the harp.
K: Oh that's handy. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh get it.
H: Oh, and now he's not on the thing anymore. There's a blue stud by that scary, giant, evil thing.
K: Mmmm.
H: You got that blue stud.
K: I think you maybe got it.
H: Ahh! Ahh!
K: Okay, wow. Give it to me. This...Wingardium Leviosa.
H: Devil's Snare. Devil's Snare. Deadly fun.
K: Let him soak in the sun.
H: Let IT!
K: (In mock English accent) Ohhhh!
H: (In mock English accent) Ohhh
K: The acting in this movie was not on par...
H: Not as good. Not as good. But, you know, they were little kids!
K: Okay, what have we done here?
H: We...
K: Whoa!! I made a hole, I fell through it.
H: You did it. You went through the hole.
K: (Laughs) I discovered what we did! I fell through a hole.
H: Take that!
K: What are these little red things that I'm shooting.
H: I don't know. They're red...dust.
K: Uh, they look like roots or something.
H: Red stone dust. Roots, possibly.
K: I think they're roots.
H: Um...Go away. Ahh! Keys! Oh, there's a giant one. Ahhh. Oh do you remember playing this one? I remember watching you play it and you not enjoying yourself.
K: (Groans) I don't want to do it again, in fact. I think you should do it.
H: Do I have to be Harry?
K: Yes, you should become Harry. There you go.
H: I'm Harry. This is me.
K: Now you should fly around like a doofus.
H: I'm a little Potter. (Singing) short and stout!
K: I put a bucket on that guys head! Haha! He fell over!
H: Haha! Where's the...where's the broomstick?
K: It's right...it's right here.
H: Oh. Come here. This sounds like fun to me!
K: Yup. You like the flying. I don't like it.
H: How do you go up?
K: Push the big button.
H: Big button? Big button.
K: There you go.
H: What do I have to do?
K: I don't know. That was the question, I think. For a long time.
H: I'm approaching it.
K: I couldn't...couldn't remember what to do.
H: True wizard! Remember? What do you mean, from the book?
K: No I...I can't remember what I did.
H: Oh! Oh, okay.
K: I found it difficult and frustrating.
H: Ohhhh!
K: I think you have to get off on that thing.
H: Yeah, I thought I might have to do that too but I've lost my broomstick.
K: It should reappear...
H: Okay.
K: There you go. It respawns. You do it. Get up there. Get up on that thing! Uhhhhhh...yes get off on the platform. Awwwwwww!
H: Aghhhhhh!!
K: See? Frustrating. Frustratering. It doesn't help that...how do I, how do I back out?
H: Back out?
K: Yeah, how do I...
H: Of what?
K: I'm just gonna drop out for a second.
H: Oh, right.
K: So that it doesn't split screen on you.
H: So that it's not split screening us, yeah. That's a good...thank you. Good point.
K: 'Cause this is a one man job anyway. Maybe you shoot the crap out of it? Okay, nope.
H: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Baaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
K: That was a fail. That was a flying Harry...Hanky Potter fail. Hanky Potter!
H: But wasn't it cute?
K: No that was definitely a fail. That was today's fail. Um. Shoot the crap out of it.
H: Shoot the crap out of...no? That didn't work.
K: Try a different spell! Wing it! Wingardium! No?
K: (After cut) You're supposed to shoot 'em. You're like...shooting everywhere but at them
H: Yeah, because they're not supposed to be shot at. Give me a video. Oh my god it worked! Oh my god, I did it! Oh my god, what the frick?
K: I don't understand. Keep shooting at them.
H: I...I don't understand either. Maybe, maybe you have to be on the broom for it to work.
K: Okay, maybe.
H: Which is the dumbest thing ever. Yes. You have to be on the broom for it to work. I am not impressed. I am not impressed!
K: Yeah that's balls. That's balls!
H: Okay, well we cut some out of that, because clearly...
K: That took far too long.
H: That took far too long. Get it in the giant key hole! Good lord.
K: (Laughs) I want to stick that in somewhere very uncomfortable.
H: What? (Laughs)
K: Anyway. That's the end of this episode of Hank and Katherine Play LEGO Harry Potter Years 1-4 because it is taking too long.
H: That took too long!
K: Sorry about that.
H: And we...yes. I, hopefully it wasn't too annoying for you.
K: Yes, but we will not see you, you will not see us but you will hear us next time on LEGO...
H: Harry Potter
K: Hanky, Hanky Potter Years 1-4 Goodbye.
H: Goodbye!
Katherine: Being suspicious.
H: Very suspicious. But no one will be suspicious of him. Misdirection!
K: Going up into the...what do they...what did they call that? The third year corridor...the third floor...
H: The, the, third floor corridor.
K: Off limits!
H: To anyone who does not wish a most horrible death. Or some such.
K: Leviosaaa! God, you always beat me to it!
H: Because I'm fast! Why are these things broken again?
K: Uh...maybe you never fixed them before because you didn't have Wingardium Leviosa.
H: Maybe. What the...(mumbles some made up words). What are you doing? What is going on?
K: I am freeing little house elves, maybe. I don't know.
H: Maybe? What? I'll take this one. It was turkey.
K: Fishes. It was fishes.
H: I thought it looked like turkey legs.
K: You, you, you...
H: I am a pescatarian!
K: You liberated fishes. I don't understand. Hello? Can you switch the staircase for us please? Someone? Hello?
H: (Mocking Katherine's voice) Switch the staircase!
K: Give it the right direction.
H: We're going to see Fang! Are we ending this already?
K: What are you talking about?
H: It seems as if we're ending this already.
K: I will shoot your butt!
H: Why do we not just kill you??
K: I will shoot all of your parts, in fact.
H: Starting with your butt.
K: (Laughs) I'll shoot your butt a lot! Then I will shoot your head and everything.
H: Huh? Oh my gosh, we're already at the end of...(keeps talking while yawning).
K: What...What is happening? We're not at the end of Chamber of Secrets.
H: I mean the other one!
K: Philosopher's Stone?
H: Philosopher's Stone!
K: Yes. Ahhh. Well, there's still quite a lot to do.
H: That's not gonna work, Ron. (Mocks Ron's trumpet playing). How about instead, we make a run for it!! No?
K: How about I shoot him?
H: How about I shoot this bathing wizard!
K: How about I shoot this painting! Yes! Shoot everything!
H: What are you gonna do about...
K: Oh god, I fell off the edge!
H: Is it a pacifier? Did he give me a pacifier?
K: Aw, yes it's a squeaky toy! It's a squeaky toy, give it to him. Give it to him. Give...give it. Give it! Ahhh!
H: Take it! Squeaky toy. Squeaky toy! (Imitates squeaky toy's sound). Apparently I know Engorgio.
K: You love rubber ducky, right? You love it! You squeak that squeaky...oh look! Look, look, look it's a thing. I'll build it up. Build it up.
H: Yes. What is it, a hatch? Am I building a hatch? Oh, it's a harp. We're gonna turn on the harp.
K: Oh that's handy. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh get it.
H: Oh, and now he's not on the thing anymore. There's a blue stud by that scary, giant, evil thing.
K: Mmmm.
H: You got that blue stud.
K: I think you maybe got it.
H: Ahh! Ahh!
K: Okay, wow. Give it to me. This...Wingardium Leviosa.
H: Devil's Snare. Devil's Snare. Deadly fun.
K: Let him soak in the sun.
H: Let IT!
K: (In mock English accent) Ohhhh!
H: (In mock English accent) Ohhh
K: The acting in this movie was not on par...
H: Not as good. Not as good. But, you know, they were little kids!
K: Okay, what have we done here?
H: We...
K: Whoa!! I made a hole, I fell through it.
H: You did it. You went through the hole.
K: (Laughs) I discovered what we did! I fell through a hole.
H: Take that!
K: What are these little red things that I'm shooting.
H: I don't know. They're red...dust.
K: Uh, they look like roots or something.
H: Red stone dust. Roots, possibly.
K: I think they're roots.
H: Um...Go away. Ahh! Keys! Oh, there's a giant one. Ahhh. Oh do you remember playing this one? I remember watching you play it and you not enjoying yourself.
K: (Groans) I don't want to do it again, in fact. I think you should do it.
H: Do I have to be Harry?
K: Yes, you should become Harry. There you go.
H: I'm Harry. This is me.
K: Now you should fly around like a doofus.
H: I'm a little Potter. (Singing) short and stout!
K: I put a bucket on that guys head! Haha! He fell over!
H: Haha! Where's the...where's the broomstick?
K: It's right...it's right here.
H: Oh. Come here. This sounds like fun to me!
K: Yup. You like the flying. I don't like it.
H: How do you go up?
K: Push the big button.
H: Big button? Big button.
K: There you go.
H: What do I have to do?
K: I don't know. That was the question, I think. For a long time.
H: I'm approaching it.
K: I couldn't...couldn't remember what to do.
H: True wizard! Remember? What do you mean, from the book?
K: No I...I can't remember what I did.
H: Oh! Oh, okay.
K: I found it difficult and frustrating.
H: Ohhhh!
K: I think you have to get off on that thing.
H: Yeah, I thought I might have to do that too but I've lost my broomstick.
K: It should reappear...
H: Okay.
K: There you go. It respawns. You do it. Get up there. Get up on that thing! Uhhhhhh...yes get off on the platform. Awwwwwww!
H: Aghhhhhh!!
K: See? Frustrating. Frustratering. It doesn't help that...how do I, how do I back out?
H: Back out?
K: Yeah, how do I...
H: Of what?
K: I'm just gonna drop out for a second.
H: Oh, right.
K: So that it doesn't split screen on you.
H: So that it's not split screening us, yeah. That's a good...thank you. Good point.
K: 'Cause this is a one man job anyway. Maybe you shoot the crap out of it? Okay, nope.
H: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Baaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
K: That was a fail. That was a flying Harry...Hanky Potter fail. Hanky Potter!
H: But wasn't it cute?
K: No that was definitely a fail. That was today's fail. Um. Shoot the crap out of it.
H: Shoot the crap out of...no? That didn't work.
K: Try a different spell! Wing it! Wingardium! No?
K: (After cut) You're supposed to shoot 'em. You're like...shooting everywhere but at them
H: Yeah, because they're not supposed to be shot at. Give me a video. Oh my god it worked! Oh my god, I did it! Oh my god, what the frick?
K: I don't understand. Keep shooting at them.
H: I...I don't understand either. Maybe, maybe you have to be on the broom for it to work.
K: Okay, maybe.
H: Which is the dumbest thing ever. Yes. You have to be on the broom for it to work. I am not impressed. I am not impressed!
K: Yeah that's balls. That's balls!
H: Okay, well we cut some out of that, because clearly...
K: That took far too long.
H: That took far too long. Get it in the giant key hole! Good lord.
K: (Laughs) I want to stick that in somewhere very uncomfortable.
H: What? (Laughs)
K: Anyway. That's the end of this episode of Hank and Katherine Play LEGO Harry Potter Years 1-4 because it is taking too long.
H: That took too long!
K: Sorry about that.
H: And we...yes. I, hopefully it wasn't too annoying for you.
K: Yes, but we will not see you, you will not see us but you will hear us next time on LEGO...
H: Harry Potter
K: Hanky, Hanky Potter Years 1-4 Goodbye.
H: Goodbye!