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In which John vlogs from an airport while simultaneously being the most exhausted resident of Exhaustion City.

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Good morning, Hank, it's Friday.

Actually it's Thursday, but tomorrow I'm going to be in airports all day. Now I know what you're saying, Hank: "But John, I can tell by the gray speckled walls behind you that you are currently in an airport." That's true, but today I'm just in two airports. Tomorrow I'm going to be in a ton of them. Ugh boy, I am the sleepiest sleepyhead in Sleepsylvania.

Do I have the vague remnants of a Harry Potter scar drawn on my forehead? No apologies.

So, Hank, today is the last day of Pizzamas, which means that it is the last day that you can buy any of these things with my mustachio-ed face on them. So if you want a glow-in-the-dark Pizza John shirt, or a David Bowie Pizza John shirt, or if you want to dress your baby in a Pizza John onesie, today is the last day. Link in the dooblydoo.

In other news, I'm very, very tired. Cara Delevingne, Nat Wolff and I did our modeling faces yesterday.

(on set) Hank, we've all been practicing our model faces, Cara has a pretty good one. (Cara does face, laughter) It's so funny! I can't-- it's so great! All right, Nat has a pretty good one.

Nat: Normal. (does face, everybody laughs)

John: No! It's better when you try, it's better when you try. Your sincere model face.

Nat: I can't do the cheek thing.

Cara: No, you just suck it in.

John: No.. you-u-you-op..

Nat: What do I do?

John: You open your mouth a little bit... (laughter) THAT ONE! That one is the good one!

Nat: Was it really good?

John: No! So this is my normal face. And this is my model face.. like... (poses sensually)

Nat: So subtle. Yeah!

Cara: I like the soft attitude.

John: Hank, everyone involved in the Paper Towns movie is doing such a great job, and I don't know how they do it, because the hours are incredibly long. Like, all I'm doing is like sitting in a chair, eating peanut M&Ms, laughing and crying, as all of these hardworking people bring this story to life. And yet, despite the ridiculous easiness of my job, I am truly the most fatigued, fatigued person in all of Fatiguedville.

So anyway, thank you to everyone in the Paper Towns crew who's going to stay up until five o'clock in the morning tonight, because that is... oh boy, I don't know how you're going to do it. Oh, Nerdfighters, I also want to say thanks for your feedback on Project for Awesome 2014, I will talk more about that when I'm not the most exhausted exhaustee in all of Exhaustia.

And Hank, I also wanted to say that I really enjoyed Pizzamassing with you. It's made me feel like uhh.. I don't know! It's just been really fun. Good ol' days kind of feeling. You know what would also be fun, Hank? Going to sleep! And fortunately, I'm about to be on a steel cylinder that will hurtle hundreds of miles through the thin and unsurvivable atmosphere, 30,000 feet above sea level. And that's just the kind of environment I'd like to sleep in.

(change background) Oookay Hank! I didn't really believe in myself, but I did get some sleep on the flight, now I am in Los Angeles. Earlier today, I got to be with Shailene Woodley and Ansel Elgort and lots of other people involved in The Fault in our Stars movie. As an Amsterdam-esque Fault in our Stars bench was installed on the "Fox lot".

The Fox Lot has a statue of Napoleon Dynamite and murals of The Simpsons and Star Wars... and to join that kind of company is just uhh.. It's pretty wonderful. And now, I am going to go to bed-- is what I would like to say, but in fact, I am going to go to the airport.

Hank, you'll see me on Tuesday.

P.S, Nerdfighters, the AFC Wimbledon Wimbly Womblys have just played the most important games in their history! Link's in the doobly doo! Or you can click over... here...