(Intro - I'm so bad at game!)

(0:05)
John: I'm a bit of an aggressive slide tackler, that's one thing we've learned so far.

(0:09)
J: Poor boy. And then unnecessary slide tackle.

(0:12)
Hank: In the future.

(0:16)
J: Oh, unnecessary slide tackle.
H: Thanks for the unnecessary slide tackle.
J: Really unnecessary slide tackle.

(0:20)
Commentator: Slide tackle.
J: Unnecessary slide tackle.

(0:25)
J: I'm very angry. Unnecessary slide tackle.

(0:27)
H: Keep passing.
J: Unnecessary slide tackle.

(0:29)
H: ...everybody.
J: Unnecessary slide tackle.

(0:31)
J: Daha. Not, not my best work.

(0:34)
H: Now, you...
J: Little bit, little bit late. I was a little bit late on that.

(0:37)
J: Uh. Unnecessary slide tackle of frustration.

(0:41)
J: ...is that, uh.
H: Did you just slide tackle yourself?
J: Unnecessary slide tackle. Double, double unnecessary slide tackle.

(0:46)
C: Slides in.
H: Oh, good pass, good pass.
J: Oh, nice unnecessary slide tackle.

(0:49)
H: I'm doing so well!
J: Oh, unnecessary slide tackle there up top.

(0:53)
J: There was an element of unnecessary slide tackle to that slide tackle. I don't know what the buttons are, man. I'm trying to play defense.

(1:01)
J: Haha hahaha. I... Oh, unnecessary slide tackle.

(1:04)
H: Oh, I'm so bad. 'Scuse me ref.
J: Unnecessary slide tackle.

(1:06)
H: Oh, who was that?
J: Unnecessary slide tackle.

(1:09)
H: You gotta cut that.
J: Unnecessary slide tackle.

(1:13)
J: Oh, unnecessary slide tackle.

(1:15)
H: OK, OK, OK.
J: Oh, that was actually a necessary slide tackle.