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In which Hank helps and is not always very helpful.

  (00:00) to (02:00)


Hank: Hello, and welcome to Hank, Katherine, and Nick play Super Mario Brothers U!


Nick: Oh, if she doesn't punch you I will.


Katherine: Hello, hello!


Hank: We're going from the Soda Jungle into the next part of the Soda Jungle.


Nick: Boo House!


Hank: Which is the Boo House. We got a little starry night, little bit of impressionistic looking--


Katherine: So, Which-Way labyrinth, which--


Hank and Nick: Oh.


Katherine: --sounds exciting.


Nick: Oh, good.


Hank: It sounds terrible.


[Laughing]


Hank: There's also like, a little, mm heads.


Katherine: Yeah, stone eyes.


Hank: Easter Island head things.


Katherine: So, this is a lot of doors. Uh!


Hank: You--


Nick: Come here!


Hank: Ah!


Katherine: So, this is a lot of doors, woah!


Hank: Gimme. I'm-a go in this one. I tried right. We started with the far right one.


Nick: Yeah, you see, see, see, I'm beginning to think-- I'm going to switch out controllers next, next episode.


Hank: You know, you think you can't bubble?


Nick: Well, look how slowly I'm shooting my fire flower, even though I'm taping like a mad man.


Hank: Mm. 


Nick: Oh, light. Nice!


Hank: Ah!


Nick: Oh.


Hank: Do the, do the rats run away from light?Oh no, they--


Nick: they, uh they looks-- oh, well you can eat them.


Katherine: Amazing!


Hank: Aha, yum.


Nick: Fire flower, guys.


Katherine: I love you, Yoshi.


Nick: Get out of my face.


Hank: Ah! It came from behind!


[Laughing]


Katherine: What's that for? What's that? What's that for? Let's get it. Oh, yeah.


Hank: Oh, yeah.


Nick: It's the only Star Wars reference that still makes me laugh.


[Laughing]


Hank: Thank you for running right into my Yoshi's mouth.


Nick: Let's get some One-Up's guys.


Hank: What are you thinking? Aw, that was my baby Yoshi.


  (02:00) to (04:00)


Katherine: Oops!


[Nick laughing]


Hank: Alright.


Nick: Uh oh.


Hank: I didn't mean to do that, but OK.


Katherine: Well, what was your other choice.


Hank: I was going to try to get up higher, to that second level.


Hank and Nick: Aw.


Nick: Which door did we go in?


Katherine: This one up here.


Nick: We went in that?


Hank: We went in that one. So let's try that one.


Katherine: The one that I'm standing in. Oops. I didn't mean to do that.


[Nick guffaw]


Hank: I bet you didn't.


Katherine: The, uh, good thing is we can just go right back through it again.


Nick and Hank: Can we?


Nick: Nope.


Katherine: Oh, darn.


Nick: Somebody, somebody eat those, please. Who wants a Yoshi?


Hank: I want mine!


Katherine: OK, what's up-- oh my god. What's up there? Can I get there?


Hank: Yeah, you can. No, you just got to actually jump.


[Snickering]


Nick: Yeah.


Hank: Yeah, like that. Get out of my way, Toad! Move in one direction or the other.


[Nick snickering]


Katherine: Where do you think you're going, baby Yoshi? I mean--


Hank: Yum, yum, yum, yummy. I'm just going to run though this level real fast.


Nick: Ah! Oh! Grr!


Katherine: OK. OK. OK.


Hank: I can't jump though.


Nick: Why?


Hank: Because of that reason you just discovered.


Nick: Oh. OK.


Hank: How do you get up there?


Katherine: Hmm, I don't know. I think that's just a door.


Nick: I have a feeling that's just where one puts you.


Katherine: Yeah.


Hank: Mm.


Nick: --when you go through.


Hank: OK.


Nick: OK.


Hank: Let's try the far left now.


Nick: What-- yes.


Hank: I dropped my Yoshi.


Nick: What happened to my baby Yoshi?


Katherine: You got to be holding it or you drop it.


Hank: Got to be holding it or it doesn't come with ya. You don't want to lose your baby Yoshi. You don't leave a man behind.


Katherine: Always be holding the-the letter one.


Hank: What's on your paw, Lemon? The letter one.


Nick: OK. I don't think these will eat a ghost, what do you think?


Hank: Probably not.


Katherine: I'm going to say no.


Hank: You can try. Oh! You can make them go away though by shaking.


Nick: Oh, I ate everything. Sorry.


Katherine: It's alright, it was just mushrooms.


Nick: Gimme, gimme!


  (04:00) to (06:00)


Hank: You're gonna die.


Nick: Oh!


Hank: Told you.


Nick: I don't even know what happened.


Hank: You got trapped.


Katherine: Oh no. No.


Nick: Uh oh


Katherine: Baby Yoshi! No!


Hank: Aw!


Nick: OK, so it's not the right, and it's not the left.


Hank: Oh, look. They came.


Katherine: They came back.


Nick: So, it must be one of these two.


Hank: Ow! Lemon, wow! You just hit me with your face.


Katherine: Or it could be a secret.


Hank: Could be a secret door, but that would be mean.


Nick: Oh, no, ah!


Hank: It's OK, I think they come through. I think they follow us.


Nick: Oh, apparently they do.


Katherine: What's that, honey?


Hank: I was like, I'm trying to move, but I can't. It's cause there was a toad.


[Katherine gasping repeatedly]


Nick: Holy cripes!


Hank: Ah!


Nick: C-Crap.


[Katherine coughs]


Katherine: Go, go.


Hank: Ah! Huuu!


[Nick laughing]


Hank: OK, let's go through here. That was a crazy one, but not that one.


Nick: Gah


Hank: We decided to save it for last.


Katherine: I left my baby Yoshi behind.


Nick: Oh, it didn't come back this time.


Hank: Well, that one [gibberish]. Oh, I did eat Boo! Guys, I ate Boo.


Nick: It'll eat Boos?!


Hank: Yeah, I ate Boo.


Nick: Woah


Hank: What? Didn't we just do that one?


Katherine: Yup.


Nick: We did this one?


Katherine: Yup


Hank: Yeah


Nick: No, we didn't. Oh, we did.


Katherine: Yup.


Nick: Well wait a minute, what then--


Katherine: There's another door somewhere.


Nick: Oh good.


Katherine: That we didn't go in to.


Nick: Crap!


Hank: Ooh! That's so mean, that's so mean. Katherine, you are brave.


Katherine: Well, you know, I'm trying to see if there's any where else to go


Hank: There was that one other door on this one.


Katherine: We can't get there.


Hank: I'm pretty sure you can. We just got to jump on each others heads or do a wall jump.


Katherine: [Sighs] Probably should have brought the baby Yoshis with us. I don't know if that's a crazy idea.


  (06:00) to (08:00)


Hank: They come with.


Katherine: OK


Nick: Well hers didn't.


Hank: I-- Yeah, she was in a bubble, I guess. Uh. Thank you.


Katherine: Oh, cool.


Hank: Sorry.


Katherine: Good job.


[Nick and Hank laughing]


Nick: Good work, man. Good job.


Hank: Ah, I like to eat rats.


Nick: OK, so-- Ah hah!


Hank: Yup. Alright.


Nick: Dude, get out of the way, and I'll get 'em


Hank: Huh! Yes. Yes. What has happened now? Where do we go now? Up the ladder. Come here baby Yoshi.


Nick: OK, I'm gonna not go in that door.


Katherine: Not going to go in that one?


Nick: Huh, uh! Er. Well, what do you guys think? Which door?


Hank: There's something over there.


Nick: There is.


Katherine: What?


Nick: There's something up there.


Katherine: Yup.


Nick: I don't think you can-- I don't think there's a door, but there's--


Hank: Yup, yup.


Nick: OK. Well, fifty percent.


Katherine: It was coins.


Hank: It was coins.


Nick: Oh! Easy choice.


Hank: Oh, good! I'm glad I didn't pick that one in the beginning.


Nick:  Oh, no!


Hank: Mark, no!


[Laughing]


Hank: Not my dino-dinosaur


Katherine: Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god.


Nick: Oh, oh.


Katherine: Is it, is this, is it really doing this? Why is it doing this? Oh god, it's big, enormous Boo!


[scream]


Hank: Alright, just everybody keep looking at big, old Boo.


Nick: Better come over here. Heh, heh.


Hank: Ah!


[Nick laughing]


Katherine: Ah!


Nick: Oh my g-


Hank: Ah!


Katherine: Ah!


Hank: Oh, that was close.


  (08:00) to (10:00)


Hank: I didn't get one.


Nick: Oh, uh oh. Come here! Come-- oh, come on down, buddy.


Hank: I thought I was somebody else. Yeah, you killed those big Boos. Woah!


Nick: Oh, oh.


Hank: Bad luck for you


Nick: Bunch of balls.


[Hank laughing]


Katherine: This the end? This the--


Hank: It is the end.


Katherine: Yay! Get it!


[Nick laughing]


Nick: Oh.


Katherine: It's mine. Huh!


Hank: Yay, baby Yoshi go inside for us and have a nice dinner.


[Laughing]


Katherine: You deserve it!


Hank: You deserve it!


Nick: Oh, hey, you got enough.


Hank: And got us lives.


Katherine: Yay.


Hank: Enjoy dinner. Alright. Uh we got a starry night, it appears like, to attend to.


Nick: That looks like toxic waste over there.


Hank: It's the Painted Swampland.


Katherine: Huh, that sounds lovely.


Hank: It... doesn't.


Katherine: No? Like the painted desert?


Hank: OK.


Katherine: Huh.


Nick: Yeah, but the Painted Swamp, that probably means fungi.


Hank: It's a painted swampland.


Katherine: OK, you are loud. I don't know if you've ever noticed.


Hank: Eh.


Katherine: Cool.


Nick: Huh!


Hank: It's pretty.


Nick: Oh. God.


Katherine: It's beautiful. [Laughs]


Hank: It's d-- Guy is dangerous though. It's--


Katherine: I'll just, um, stay here, because apparently--


Hank: That's a hard jump.


Katherine: That's a hard jump.


Nick: Apparently, Hank and Nick are bad at game.


Hank: Oh no!


Katherine: Ah! Wee!


Nick: Oops.


Hank: Why, thank you.


Katherine: You're welcome.


Hank: Ah! Mother! Mother!


Nick: Uh!


Hank: Huh. Huh.


[Katherine laughing]


Hank: Huh. Huh. Huh.


Katherine: Woohoo! Woo!


Hank: Huh. Huh.


Nick: Ah!


Hank: Huh!


Katherine: Ha haha. He he. Ah, see, I just knew you were going to panic about that, and I was, um, looking forward to it a little bit.


  (10:00) to (12:00)


[Hank sneezes]


Nick: Oh, you have a star


Katherine: Hey--


[Hank sneezes]


Katherine: Hey, guys


Hank: Hi


Katherine: Hey, guys. Ah! Hey guys.


Hank: Somebody bounce her.


Katherine: Uh.


Hank: Why'd you die?


[Laughing]


Nick: You knocked me off the edge.


Katherine: Who did?


Nick: I think Mario did.


Hank: Uh uh, no, I was helping.


[Katherine laughing]


Katherine: Uh uhh. Nah. I'd never do that. Oh, god!


Nick: Whoops


Katherine: Panic.


Hank: Help 'uigi.


Katherine: Panicked.


Hank: Uh. Or no, too tight!


Katherine: Poopy pants.


Hank: Too tight! You go.


Katherine: Poop-dy pants.


Hank: Lemon wants to know what the big whoop was about.


Katherine: Oh, awesome. Cool. I was looking at the dog.


Hank: Yeah don't look at the dog. I'm having a-- I'm tripping, man. I'm having a--


Katherine: Maybe not kill me immediately this time. That'll be sweet.


Nick: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was the plan.


[Katherine laughing]


Hank: Oh god, I can't kill it. Oh, worse.


Nick: You hit the water.


Hank: Ah! I'm so bad at game.


Nick: Ah!


Katherine: [Laughing] You guys.


Hank: How did Nick die?


Nick: Oh, god.


Katherine: Yes!


Nick: Yes, I tried to jump. That's what I did, I tried to jump. I did that. I did exactly that.


Hank: The stupid-- When I got the mushroom, it conserved my momentum.


Nick: Ah!


[Laughing]


Katherine: I just want to see how many more lives, you'll, you'll, you'll lose.


Hank: Now there's a Boo in the way! Get out of my way, get out of my way!


Katherine: I've been doing my best, you guys. There's been only one of me for such a long time. Um...


Nick: You guys, check it out. I have to continue.


Hank: Oh, my god. That was really, really sad.


Katherine: You like how I just jumped over you there, because I didn't even want to deal with it.


Hank: Yeah.


Katherine: Yeah.


Hank: Come to me, Katherine.


  (12:00) to (12:48)


Hank: Alright, we are so capable of doing this.


Katherine: Ah! [bleep]


[Laughing]


Hank: I figured it would be easy.


Nick: Oh my god. Somebody else had to continue.


[Laughing]


Hank: I thought it would be easy.


[Laughing]


Hank: It wasn't easy.


Katherine: Did you try to run across the?


Hank: No, I tried to jump from the down.


Katherine: That's what I did. I'd just done that.


[Laughing]


Hank: I figured you did it wrong.


[Laughing]


Hank: Thanks for watching this episode of Hank and Katherine and Nick play Super Mario Brothers Wii.


Katherine: Woo!


Nick: Woo, goodbye!