Hello and welcome to Games with Hank. I'm Hank. This is Games with Me, who's Hank. Today, another Oculus experience.

This is going to be Rift Drifter. I don't know anything about it. Just going to experience it, and you're going to experience it with me. Thanks for joining! Let's go to hell. (Beep)

We got a twilight- twilight zone intro here. (Is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity.) Oh. [laughs] (It is the middle ground between light and shadow.) That's a weird thing to say. (And it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge.)

Oh yeah! (It is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call...) That's good, yeah. The Trial of the Rift Drifter Original Aldrin Dynamics upload date. Aldrin Dynamics, eh? Ooh ohh ooh!

I'm in a ca- I'm in a ca- whoa! I was in a blanket. It was a blanket. Hey, Jeff. (Can you hear me?) Everybody's Jeff. Yeah, I can hear you. (Excellent.)

Oh, you wanna go to, oh, is there a person over th-? Oh, I'm sorry. (Let the hundred and fifteenth thousand session of the trans-dimensional court of justice commence.) What is that thing?

(Do you know why you are here?) Ah! (Prisoner?) I have no idea, nope. (Hahaha, such petty intellectual capabilities) Is that you? (You have been intercepted in the attempt to travel through trans-dimensional rift?) Oh, yeah. (You would deny these illegal perversions?) Oh yeah, I did do that, I did, I - yeah. (Your puny intellect betrays you, human.)

I, yeah. (That is a rift device you are wearing on your face, is it not?) I thought it would be fun, my friends said. What, what? I'm sorry, I was talking. (I will continue, but we warn you. Maintain better control of your contemptuous stupidity.)

Okay, I'll do my best. I mean ... (You stand accused of breaking our laws, sub-paragraph 27b/6 of trans-dimensional traveling. Accept our charges or face immediate sentencing.)

Uhh, wait, or? (Foolish earthling.) If, wait, I'm confused. (We hereby find you guilty of illegal trans-dimensional traveling and sentence you to life imprisonment in our isolation chamber.)

It's my brother. It was my brother. It was my brother's idea. Oh, that doesn't sound good. (Furthermore, due to your insolent behavior, we will add immortality to your life sentence.) Oh, well.

(Activate the judgment sequence) I don't feel like I'm having... (Justice is served.) I'll have to stay here. I guess I accept it. I like your mosaic. This is a very nice floor mosaic.

That's well done. Who's your tile guy? Ahh! Ohh, that's a whoa! Holy, whoa. Oh, ho! So, I'm immortal? And I'm falling down the mountains. This is cool. I wish I could fly- what do I wanna keep going through this hole on the ground here? Or is that where I'm going to land?

Oh, look, those guys weren't immortal. Okay, I killed something to write with his blood. Well, that wasn't nice. Now I'm bored. Now I'm bored! Yeah! What does that say? Just counting the days until he died, too. Sorry about what happened to to you guys.

I guess now I'm going to wait here in this little white box forever in- infinitely 'cause I'm immortal, and I've been sentenced by that guy who thought I was stupid. Sorry about the trans-dimensional wanderings, I just, I don't know, I- I'd had a lot to drink that day and it seemed like a good idea at the time. It doesn't seem like it was a good idea anymore. I'm going to take my thing off now, so I can not be here. Cool

(Beep)

Well, that was Rift Drifter. Just another little glimpse into what is possible in the Oculus Rift. I liked the part where I was falling. That was fun.

I feel like, uh, in the next year or so I'm gonna definitely play a game where I get to fly or be a dolphin or, ya know, it's gonna be great. 'Cause I don't wanna do any of those things in real life. I like being a human.

But I wouldn't be- I wouldn't mind, like, occasionally being a bird. Yeah! Let's occasionally be a bird. DFTBA.