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ATTENTION CONTINUITY POLICE: * we put cherry juice ice cubes in our sangria which looks like blood clots but tasted delicious. Turned it red, we just lost that footage.
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Listen yall, we lost a LOT of footage, so OBVI this one is rough. But, goddamn, it was fun.
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SUBSCRIBE, YA DRUNKS: https://goo.gl/Mq1XZZ
Listen yall, we lost a LOT of footage, so OBVI this one is rough. But, goddamn, it was fun.
MORE HANK and the VLOG BROTHERS HERE!
http://www.youtube.com/user/vlogbrothers
http://www.youtube.com/user/hankschannel
http://www.youtube.com/user/crashcourse
Gettin' my friends drunk: http://bit.ly/2IPnXFc
Never miss a video y'all: http://bit.ly/2IQA4Sv
These are hilarious: http://bit.ly/2qrFagh
Follow Mamrie!
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Mamrie: Hi, and welcome to you deserve a drink. I'm Mamrie Hart, and today we have a special edition of YouTube deserve a drink.
I don't remember how this goes (laughter)
Mamrie: For this drink, all you're going to need is:
Hank: Boxed wine, green pear, kiwi, green grapes and Bacardi.
Mamrie: Pear nectar, fresh lemon and fresh orange.
Hank: Orange.
Mamrie: Orange you a bad boy *laughter* no.
Mamrie: Where do you live?
Hank: I live in Missoula.
Mamrie: Oh that's interesting because I used to dance under the name Miss Ula.
Mamrie: Okay first thing we're going to do is we're going to take two cans of peach nectar and we're going to put it into a big-
Hank: Jumex-
Mamrie: a big punch bowl. Okay relax this isn't My Drunk Kitchen. Okay that's good *laughter*
Hank: That's not two cans. That's a half of two cans.
Mamrie: Ish, ish, we're being...
Hank: She's a professional.
Mamrie: You know what'sinteresting, Mr. Green? You host a SciShow, and I've got quite the thigh flow. I'm pissing down my pants.
We're going to take some light rum...
Hank: What makes it light?
Mamrie: Uh, because I don't look at the calories, so I just assume. *laughs*
So, here's a tip, you can squeeze a lemon, and you can squeeze it over your hand, and your hand will grab the seeds. Similar to when you put a condom over a penis, the condom grabs the seeds, of life.
Mamrie: You know whats funny? You have an EcoGeek blog, and I have a fecal reek clog. Oh my God, Im hoping this fruit gets me from backing up, you what I mean, for days! It's been days!
Mamrie: So now we're gonna squeeze in some oranges. Oh, come on prissy pace. I meant face. God, I've been drinking.
Hank: Chrissie pace? Did you call me Chrissie pace?
Mamrie: Yeah, she was, she was, Chrissie Pace, she's in the band the Pretenders, right? *laughing*
Mamrie: You know what's interesting, Hank, is that we both mold young minds, you teach a crash course, and I'm a professor of a flash course.
Mamrie: So now what we're gonna do is we're gonna toss in a shitload of fruit.
Mamrie: And the last ingredient of Sangria, umpah, Mangria, is wine.
Mamrie: So I splurged, only the classiest!
Hank: I can do that.
Mamrie: Does your wife know you're screwing on my box?
Hank: That actually makes me have to pee, I'm gonna go.
Mamrie: *Laughing*
Mamrie : Ooh, ooh.
Hank: Amazingly enough, the wine took longer than me.
Mamrie: I hear you're pretty short.
Hank: WOW.
Mamrie: You know, Hank, you and I have quite a bit in common. You are a nerdfighter, and I am a turd-lighter. I love to leave bags of flaming dog shit on peoples' lawns, you know who you are.
Hank: I just farted.
Mamrie: Okay...
Mamrie: Thank you for watching You Deserve A Drink, again, I'm Mamrie Hart, and remember, the best part about YDAD is the built in drinking game. So make your delicious Hank Green Mangria, rewatch this, and take a drink every time I make a terrible Hank Green pun.
Mamrie: Now I'm off to hang off with my favorite...
Mamrie and Hank: NERDFIGHTER!
Mamrie : Lets get out of here, oh hey boys. No, I'm into numbers.*laughing* You can share me all you want, you know what I mean and I'm talking about a GET OUT OF HERE HANK!
Hank: Whats up with you're face?
Mamrie: Hank, sorry my life froze...
Grace: Okay perfect. *laughing* No, no, perfect, you're great, go.
Hank: You okay there?
Hank: I've never had a non-green pear in my life.
Mamrie: They're's a Bosch there, it's a red pear, even here you can see how the gradient is changing.
Hank: The gradient.
Mamrie: Who's the smart one now!
Mamrie:Alright, and then we're going to each -
Grace : *Laughing* Wait-
Mamrie: Here you go, buddy, here's a moist towelette.
Hank: I feel like--
Mamrie: I'm not going to say how it got moist. *laughing* I ran it under water.
Hank: Stop looking like that. You didn't stop, you kept doing that.
Mamrie: Listen, sorry you just want to drink a juice box.
Hank: Didn't I tell you?
Mamrie: It's been days!
Hank: That doesn't happen to me.
Mamrie: Really? What do you do, coffee?
Hank: No, I have a-
Mamrie: Adrenaline?
Hank: No, I have a autoimmune disorder.
Mamrie: Well, this just fucked up.
Mamrie *singing*: Top 10 groins of the 80's, I said your crotch is driving me crazy. Talking top 10 groins of the 80's.
Grace : Love it.
Mamrie *singing* : You're packing heat! *laughing*
I don't remember how this goes (laughter)
Mamrie: For this drink, all you're going to need is:
Hank: Boxed wine, green pear, kiwi, green grapes and Bacardi.
Mamrie: Pear nectar, fresh lemon and fresh orange.
Hank: Orange.
Mamrie: Orange you a bad boy *laughter* no.
Mamrie: Where do you live?
Hank: I live in Missoula.
Mamrie: Oh that's interesting because I used to dance under the name Miss Ula.
Mamrie: Okay first thing we're going to do is we're going to take two cans of peach nectar and we're going to put it into a big-
Hank: Jumex-
Mamrie: a big punch bowl. Okay relax this isn't My Drunk Kitchen. Okay that's good *laughter*
Hank: That's not two cans. That's a half of two cans.
Mamrie: Ish, ish, we're being...
Hank: She's a professional.
Mamrie: You know what'sinteresting, Mr. Green? You host a SciShow, and I've got quite the thigh flow. I'm pissing down my pants.
We're going to take some light rum...
Hank: What makes it light?
Mamrie: Uh, because I don't look at the calories, so I just assume. *laughs*
So, here's a tip, you can squeeze a lemon, and you can squeeze it over your hand, and your hand will grab the seeds. Similar to when you put a condom over a penis, the condom grabs the seeds, of life.
Mamrie: You know whats funny? You have an EcoGeek blog, and I have a fecal reek clog. Oh my God, Im hoping this fruit gets me from backing up, you what I mean, for days! It's been days!
Mamrie: So now we're gonna squeeze in some oranges. Oh, come on prissy pace. I meant face. God, I've been drinking.
Hank: Chrissie pace? Did you call me Chrissie pace?
Mamrie: Yeah, she was, she was, Chrissie Pace, she's in the band the Pretenders, right? *laughing*
Mamrie: You know what's interesting, Hank, is that we both mold young minds, you teach a crash course, and I'm a professor of a flash course.
Mamrie: So now what we're gonna do is we're gonna toss in a shitload of fruit.
Mamrie: And the last ingredient of Sangria, umpah, Mangria, is wine.
Mamrie: So I splurged, only the classiest!
Hank: I can do that.
Mamrie: Does your wife know you're screwing on my box?
Hank: That actually makes me have to pee, I'm gonna go.
Mamrie: *Laughing*
Mamrie : Ooh, ooh.
Hank: Amazingly enough, the wine took longer than me.
Mamrie: I hear you're pretty short.
Hank: WOW.
Mamrie: You know, Hank, you and I have quite a bit in common. You are a nerdfighter, and I am a turd-lighter. I love to leave bags of flaming dog shit on peoples' lawns, you know who you are.
Hank: I just farted.
Mamrie: Okay...
Mamrie: Thank you for watching You Deserve A Drink, again, I'm Mamrie Hart, and remember, the best part about YDAD is the built in drinking game. So make your delicious Hank Green Mangria, rewatch this, and take a drink every time I make a terrible Hank Green pun.
Mamrie: Now I'm off to hang off with my favorite...
Mamrie and Hank: NERDFIGHTER!
Mamrie : Lets get out of here, oh hey boys. No, I'm into numbers.*laughing* You can share me all you want, you know what I mean and I'm talking about a GET OUT OF HERE HANK!
Hank: Whats up with you're face?
Mamrie: Hank, sorry my life froze...
Grace: Okay perfect. *laughing* No, no, perfect, you're great, go.
Hank: You okay there?
Hank: I've never had a non-green pear in my life.
Mamrie: They're's a Bosch there, it's a red pear, even here you can see how the gradient is changing.
Hank: The gradient.
Mamrie: Who's the smart one now!
Mamrie:Alright, and then we're going to each -
Grace : *Laughing* Wait-
Mamrie: Here you go, buddy, here's a moist towelette.
Hank: I feel like--
Mamrie: I'm not going to say how it got moist. *laughing* I ran it under water.
Hank: Stop looking like that. You didn't stop, you kept doing that.
Mamrie: Listen, sorry you just want to drink a juice box.
Hank: Didn't I tell you?
Mamrie: It's been days!
Hank: That doesn't happen to me.
Mamrie: Really? What do you do, coffee?
Hank: No, I have a-
Mamrie: Adrenaline?
Hank: No, I have a autoimmune disorder.
Mamrie: Well, this just fucked up.
Mamrie *singing*: Top 10 groins of the 80's, I said your crotch is driving me crazy. Talking top 10 groins of the 80's.
Grace : Love it.
Mamrie *singing* : You're packing heat! *laughing*