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In which John talks about his hobbies. The Swoodilypoopers play Crystal Palace.

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Hello and welcome to Hank Games without Hank, my name is John Green. I'm the manager of the Swindon Town Swoodilypoopers and today we're taking on Crystal Palace in the Npower Championship, after these boys got the yelling of their lives for their crappy performances of late. One point, one point, one point. That's not how you go to the premiere league and win glory for your club and your city! And uh, I let them know that. I know we don't have Bald John Green anymore, I know that we're not the attacking force that we once were. I just don't freaking care.

What are we talking about today? My hobbies. My main hobby is playing the Swindon town Swoodilypoopers, watching sports, and tweeting @sportswithjohn. Those are my biggest hobbies.

As you can see we've dipped to eighth, eighth in the league, EIGHTH, EIGHTH! What's the point of even going on if we're going to finish eighth? We've gotta put together a string of results and we've gotta start today.

We're playing Crystal Palace, former home of Ginger Rampage. We bought Ginger Rampage from Crystal Palace and we sold Archibald-Henville to them. And everyone was like, "Oh, but Archibald-Henville is so much better!" And I was like, "You can't put a price on gingers." Which is literally true, it's not legal to sell them. So, I do have some hobbies -

There's a great tackle. Guess who it was - Ginger Rampage.

I do have some hobbies. But not a ton. I enjoy exercise.

Oh, obviously I wanted you to - I don't understand why I do that wrong every time, but I gotta work on that. That might be the biggest flaw in my game right now. That and my need to get outside the box before I shoot. Which is a very predictable strategy, that FIFA seems not to get it, but that's my thing.

There you go - there you kinda go.