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Katherine and Hank Explore a New Jersey Mansion
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Uploaded: | 2020-11-20 |
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You're coming in about 5 minutes late ('cause that's when I started to record) so you missed the first big reveal, which is that, upon entering the home, you are assaulted by around 2000 pieces of Christmas decorations.
H: Oh, Katherine, look. Look at the toilet.
K: Ohhhh, Hank. Look at the toilet.
H: Look at the toi--look at the sink. What is this? What year is this from?
K: That's the '80s, man. '90s.
H: Yeah.
K: Late '80s, early '90s. This'll do.
H: Why did they just make the whole bathroom countertop?
K: It's good for the murders.
H: It's easy to clean up the murders.
K: You're gonna bring your--
H: Oh, so shiny.
K: --fellow sanitation workers there.
H: So shiny--
K: --and uh, you know.
H: Is this a giraffe?
K: --accidentally--
H: It is.
K: --have to murder them.
H: Look at the dopey giraffe.
K: I hate it because it looks like it's full of holes.
H: It's got the--(?~0:47) giraffe.
K: I hate it.
H: That is a fucking sectional right there, holy bajungo.
K: Jesus, and look at those, like, wooden--
H: Slats, Venetian blinds.
K: Wooden blinds, like, wood-colored blinds.
H: I think that they probably made these.
K: Beautiful.
H: Do you think that there's, they were being crafty and they made these hangy things on the windows?
K: I can't tell what they are.
H: They're just decorative.
K: Just swags?
H: And they've got--they've just put a tapestry here.
K: A tapestry just hanging there. You wouldn't want the--
H: Like it's some medieval castle.
K: Yeah, see what color the sky actually is.
H: Yeah, that's (?~1:30) the--yeah. They're faking the sky color, and there's some more fake sky for you.
K: I'm like--I'm telling you. It's ridiculous.
H: I hate the (?~1:40), it looks so bad, and that makes this room look tiny, but maybe just like, all the stuff that they put in the room makes it look tiny.
K: That's a lot of stuff. Look how full it is. Hoo, the furniture is heavy.
H: It's heavy.
K: It's a heavy furniture.
H: It's heavy. It's heavy. We made too much furniture.
K: Gosh.
H: So I guess this must be a guest room, because this guy on this side doesn't even get a nightstand.
K: Yeah, it's like our guest bedroom.
H: Whaaat's the sink doing?
K: Oh.
H: It's just a bunch of rock shellacked together.
K: Yuck.
H: River rock. Oh, and--
K: That's gross.
H: Oh no.
K: Grossing me out on like another reason.
H: Yeah, it looks like a bunch of roaches. It's like clams. Yeah, no, it's--I guess this, maybe this was very nice at one point. This was like, this was the peak--
K: Yeah, well, I can't imagine like, that you would have spent all that money doing something that you didn't like.
H: Look, there's a harp.
K: Look, there's a television?
H: That is a television with a bird on it.
K: With a bird on it?
H: Some kind of heron.
K: That's the best part of the room right there.
H: (?~2:48)
K: The television with the--
H: Look at these paneled--
K: Yeah.
H: --paintings up there.
K: Aw man.
H: Raahh.
K: Oh, jesus.
H: Wait, where are we now? We've gone through the--we--okay, so we're still in a public area.
K: I have no idea, Hank, I can't--the public area?
H: Well, the sort of like--
K: The grand central station.
H: The living--living area.
K: Oh my God.
H: Jesus.
K: Oh my God. Are those real or fake plants, do you think?
H: I don't know.
K: Can't tell.
H: I think they're fake.
K: I just don't have confidence that these people could keep plants alive.
H: Right, I don't have confidence that they would have the money to pay someone to keep them alive, either. Which, I know that like, you'd think with a house like this, but no. This is upsetting.
K: When people are going bankrupt immediately.
H: Well, I'm thinking--
K: This is upsetting.
H: I'm getting an old lady vibe.
K: Oof. Yeah.
H: But I don't know.
K: Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I don't see that like, a normal grown-up does this to their home.
H: Maximalist. Oh my God. This is the weirdest--
K: It just keeps happening.
H: --episode of Hoarders.
K: The floor is very clean.
H: How is that bird still in the exact same position on the TV?
K: They just paused it.
H: It's paused.
K: Or they um--
H: Where do you sit and watch the TV from?
K: Or they--
H: All the way over there in this chair?
K: It's not that far away, Hank.
H: Ohh, maybe. Oh no.
K: These realtors are not doing their client any favors.
H: Okay, no, Katherine--
K: It's like they don't wanna sell this house.
H: They photoshopped the bird on.
K: Yeah, that's what I was gonna say.
H: They photoshopped the bird on?
K: Is this where they really watch the TV? In the dining room?
H: In the dining room with the largest dining room chairs that have existed? The most--the chairs--these chairs look like, like a species of alien.
K: They're like--
H: They're like visitors from another planet.
K: They're the bumpiest man.
H: They have 800 eyes in every one of those little holes.
K: (?~5:08) I mean, that's like, that's like peak New Jersey chair. That chair has spent too much time at the shore.
H: I don't know how to--yeah, I don't know how to--I've never sat in something like that. Maybe it's nice. Look at all the electronics back there.
K: You didn't like my joke?
H: Peak New Jersey? Oh, 'cause it's so tan?
K: Tan and bumpy!
H: It has too much bronzer on it and it's bumpy. I didn't get your joke. That's a good joke. I thought you meant that that's just what people on the Jersey shore would buy.
K: No, it's what it looks like.
H: It's what they look like.
K: That chair was literally on the shore.
H: It's been on the shore too long.
K: Got too much tan.
H: That's good.
K: (?~5:49) you didn't get.
H: It's so much dusting. Can you imagine how much you have to dust?
K: Yeah, everything. Everything.
H: Why would you put all that stuff there?
K: Every one of those little crevices.
H: Oh my God.
K: You gotta polish every single one of them crevices.
H: Somebody took credit for this. @2020 Monmouth Ocean Regional Realtors. They're proud of their work. Oh my God, this fucking bird on the TV. Look at all these cabinets! What do you keep in there?
K: Christmas decorations?
H: They're all the Christmas decorations.
K: That's where all the Easter decorations are right now.
H: More cabinets, though, and an island where you can sit.
K: That's the kitchen.
H: Yeah, which is connected to this dining room.
K: Alright.
H: But it looks--it makes it look small.
K: Yeah.
H: Alright, we're still going. Um, yeah, these countertops, I don't know. I don't know. Oh my God. From that, from that overhang.
K: Oof. It just keeps getting weirder.
H: Well, and how do you dust up here?? And there's a big chandelier, I didn't notice that before.
K: Oh my God, look at the chandelier. Yeah, and if those are fake plants, those collect dust (?~7:03)
H: Oh yeah, like crazy. Well, they're definitely fake plants 'cause you can't--like, you'd have to fucking rappel to get to them. You need a--an experienced adventure sport athlete to come water your plants. Is that what they call them? Oh, look at those floors.
K: Your p-pants?
H: No, your plants. Adventure sport athletes.
K: Oh, right. Yeah. Adventure sport athletes. (?~7:29)'s aquatic adventure.
H: Oh man, they really shined that floor up. Alright, I need a higher def--okay. This is the master? How long does this scroll for?
K: Is this the master?
H: Oh my God!
K: Wow, they really went for it.
H: You could--don't fall down.
K: Look at the black--
H: It's so hard.
K: Look at the black tub and shower.
H: Yeah. Black.
K: Look at the very black tub and shower and are those--mm, I don't trust that those windows are outside.
H: Katherine thinks all windows are fake.
K: That's not what it looks like out there.
H: I think it just looks weird 'cause of the HDR.
K: It's possible.
H: Bullshit. Wow. I am so uncomfortable. Like, this feels like just a very uncomfortable place to be. Everything seems very hard. Look at that fucking wardrobe. That's gonna take you straight to Narnia.
K: That's the Narnia wardrobe. It's Christmas up here, too, though, look.
H: Is it?
K: Yeah, they got like, another nativity up there.
H: With a train? There's a train?
K: Train to Jesus. That's how the wise men got there.
H: Yeah, on a train.
K: (?~8:44)
H: I mean, you just keep getting, as you get older, you keep getting more paintings and you're like, I guess we'll squeeze that one in.
K: We'll just cram 'em in, corner to corner. I couldn't decide which one of these paintings of random--
H: A random plant.
K: --plant I wanted to keep.
H: Yeah.
K: Um. Jesus, seriously, like, every single one of those like, framed paintings. Ahh, just cram it in. Nothing on the wall there. No--(?~9:17)
H: Right here.
K: Well, actually, that's some, uh, wallpaper.
H: Yeah.
K: A bear?
H: Yeah, there's a little bear and there's a little doll in there. I don't know why. Oh, we're back, we're back! I don't want to be back! Oh, the pink.
K: Oh my God, the sink are pink. Pink sink, pink sink, pink sink.
H: Pink sink, pink sink, pink sink.
K: Pink sink, blacktub.
H: That's a lotta bedrooms. Oh, good, it's good to have one of those clocks that tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick all night long.
K: Booonnnnnggg. Right next to your bed. Yeah, and it goes bonnnnggg every 15 minutes.
H: It's got a bong, uh-huh.
K: Every 15 minutes.
H: These are definitely grandkid pics. These are definitely grandkid pics.
K: Can you imagine?
H: Oh, God.
K: Maybe that explains the Christmas decorating. Like, I'm gonna make this a fucking magical winter wonderland.
H: Um. Katherine?
K: --for the grandkid---ohhhh!
H: You'd think that I might have gone to a different Zillow listing, but no, it's the same one. (?~10:20)
K: What the fuck? Okay, we like some Disney stuff.
H: Uh-huh, it's for the grandkids.
K: There's some--what are we watching up here?
H: It's some Jersey shore dude. It looks like a Jersey shore dude.
K: Who knows? It looks like a dentist.
H: A dentist DJ.
K: Yeah.
H: It looks like a dentist?
K: I don't know. He's wearing a weird coat.
H: He's--is that a--wait, maybe that is a dentist. I thought this was like a microphone, but maybe it's a--yeah.
K: No, it looks like, it looks like, but it does look like he's wearing headphones. And who's this?!
H: Is that weird?
K: Who's this? That's not Christmas! It's not Christmas down here, Hank. Yeah, like, who's working out down here? Every--everyone. The whole family.
H: They got a bench press.
K: Yeah.
H: They got--
K: Right? What are all these pictures back here?
H: What are all those back there? It looks like a thrift store.
K: That's definitely like, family photographs.
H: That we couldn't keep upstairs.
K: Golfing.
H: Golfing.
K: Who knows? Oh my God. It is--this is the most--the most--
H: Wow, that was a plot twist, man.
K: This is the most most I've ever seen. It's the most-est.
H: Yeah. Exercise bike. That's a lot of--that's a lot of workout equipment. And OH MY GOD! You thought you saw golf stuff before, Katherine Green.
K: I knew there was a golf thing happening.
H: Holy shit. Wow. I don't know anything about golf, but this seems like too much.
K: I mean, you gotta have clubs for every single person. Okay, so there's pink and blue shoes, so.
H: There's a whole rack of the same shoes. And then there's a lot more shoes, too. Yeah, you gotta have a different shoe depending on the kind of course you're gonna play.
K: What the fuck.
H: Wow. That's a lotta golf bags.
K: What do the simple folk do?
H: Katheriiiiiiine. There's another plot twist. It's this fucking hall of love.
K: --picture on there.
H: But there's still Christmas decoration, even here.
K: Yeah.
H: This must just be a year-round thing!
K: This is their fucking like, what happened? Did these people die? Why are they moving from their, like, absolute--
H: Right?
K: 100% the last place they're gonna live home?
H: Well, I mean, people do die, Katherine.
K: I know. Sauna.
H: Sauna. A bed.
K: Wow.
H: Lots of suits for him. This is just the him closet.
K: Oh my God. What.
H: What the fuck is that? That's the--
K: That's the sauna in the middle of their--
H: --the sauna in the middle of that giant basement room.
K: Okay, sure, you just put a--slap a portable sauna down in the--
H; Yeah, there was plenty of space for it.
K: Down in the gym.
H: Here's where your hot water heaters are.
K: I'm really glad that they painted all the walls of the basement blood red. It's like fucking creepy and all.
H: Oh, God, thank God, I think that we're approaching the end.
K: It just keeps going. We haven't really seen the outside yet.
H: Well, a little bit. Is there more fucking--oh, is that Jesus? Yep! It's another nativity!
K: This is a wild ride, Hank. I feel like I have been on a trip. Feel like I went somewhere.
H: Yeah. Oof.
K: I didn't wanna go here.
H: I know. I brought you.
K: But.
H: This was my decision.
K: But you know, sometimes you gotta--
H: What happens, happens.
K: I like that--I like that you can like, walk into the pool.
H: Yeah, that's cool. You can even like, take a chair in there.
K: That's the coolest part of the whole place.
H: Yeah.
K: Is that pool.
H: Three car garage.
K: Of course. What's this here?
H: Is this the ga-zeh-boh. And there's a whole dining room, like, outdoor dining room and then a second outdoor dining room.
K: This is just--with 12 seats at it, so.
H: I mean, maybe like, you had six kids and your six kids had six kids and this is what you decided to do.
K: Yeah. Totally.
H: So that you could still have--'cause if you have six kids and your six kids have six kids.
K: Oh yeah, you need--you need that place for everyone to come.
H: Yeah.
K: On Christmas. Well.
H: Christmas.
K: It's too bad they decorated for Christmas and then died.
H: Well, they can't have anybody over this year!
K: Oh, they probably--
H: You never know.
K: Would've--
H: Okay, we did it. We have looped around. And there's our friends.
K: Oh my God.
H: Our friends the--are you joking??
K: (?~14:58)
H: It will never get old.
K: What?
H: Just this. This whole situation. Angels. This appears to be one of the saints. $2 million.
K: No thanks.
H: Merry Christmas. Why didn't they clean it out a little bit before--I'm so confused.
K: Right? Like, that is like, the opposite of what--how you ever want to stage a house.
H: Yeah.
K: I mean, they're getting lots of--
H: Traffic.
K: --views on this listing.
H: This toilet makes me think of a kind of candy.
K: Yeah.
H: What is that kind of candy? It's very chewy. Just like saltwater taffy, I guess.
K: It looks like a Sweet Tart kind of.
H: Yeah. It's like, yeah, I could totally imagine myself putting that in my mouth and it being a fruity flavor. Anyway, okay, thanks, everybody. Thanks for joining me on this journey, Katherine.
K: Ohhhh, Hank. Look at the toilet.
H: Look at the toi--look at the sink. What is this? What year is this from?
K: That's the '80s, man. '90s.
H: Yeah.
K: Late '80s, early '90s. This'll do.
H: Why did they just make the whole bathroom countertop?
K: It's good for the murders.
H: It's easy to clean up the murders.
K: You're gonna bring your--
H: Oh, so shiny.
K: --fellow sanitation workers there.
H: So shiny--
K: --and uh, you know.
H: Is this a giraffe?
K: --accidentally--
H: It is.
K: --have to murder them.
H: Look at the dopey giraffe.
K: I hate it because it looks like it's full of holes.
H: It's got the--(?~0:47) giraffe.
K: I hate it.
H: That is a fucking sectional right there, holy bajungo.
K: Jesus, and look at those, like, wooden--
H: Slats, Venetian blinds.
K: Wooden blinds, like, wood-colored blinds.
H: I think that they probably made these.
K: Beautiful.
H: Do you think that there's, they were being crafty and they made these hangy things on the windows?
K: I can't tell what they are.
H: They're just decorative.
K: Just swags?
H: And they've got--they've just put a tapestry here.
K: A tapestry just hanging there. You wouldn't want the--
H: Like it's some medieval castle.
K: Yeah, see what color the sky actually is.
H: Yeah, that's (?~1:30) the--yeah. They're faking the sky color, and there's some more fake sky for you.
K: I'm like--I'm telling you. It's ridiculous.
H: I hate the (?~1:40), it looks so bad, and that makes this room look tiny, but maybe just like, all the stuff that they put in the room makes it look tiny.
K: That's a lot of stuff. Look how full it is. Hoo, the furniture is heavy.
H: It's heavy.
K: It's a heavy furniture.
H: It's heavy. It's heavy. We made too much furniture.
K: Gosh.
H: So I guess this must be a guest room, because this guy on this side doesn't even get a nightstand.
K: Yeah, it's like our guest bedroom.
H: Whaaat's the sink doing?
K: Oh.
H: It's just a bunch of rock shellacked together.
K: Yuck.
H: River rock. Oh, and--
K: That's gross.
H: Oh no.
K: Grossing me out on like another reason.
H: Yeah, it looks like a bunch of roaches. It's like clams. Yeah, no, it's--I guess this, maybe this was very nice at one point. This was like, this was the peak--
K: Yeah, well, I can't imagine like, that you would have spent all that money doing something that you didn't like.
H: Look, there's a harp.
K: Look, there's a television?
H: That is a television with a bird on it.
K: With a bird on it?
H: Some kind of heron.
K: That's the best part of the room right there.
H: (?~2:48)
K: The television with the--
H: Look at these paneled--
K: Yeah.
H: --paintings up there.
K: Aw man.
H: Raahh.
K: Oh, jesus.
H: Wait, where are we now? We've gone through the--we--okay, so we're still in a public area.
K: I have no idea, Hank, I can't--the public area?
H: Well, the sort of like--
K: The grand central station.
H: The living--living area.
K: Oh my God.
H: Jesus.
K: Oh my God. Are those real or fake plants, do you think?
H: I don't know.
K: Can't tell.
H: I think they're fake.
K: I just don't have confidence that these people could keep plants alive.
H: Right, I don't have confidence that they would have the money to pay someone to keep them alive, either. Which, I know that like, you'd think with a house like this, but no. This is upsetting.
K: When people are going bankrupt immediately.
H: Well, I'm thinking--
K: This is upsetting.
H: I'm getting an old lady vibe.
K: Oof. Yeah.
H: But I don't know.
K: Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I don't see that like, a normal grown-up does this to their home.
H: Maximalist. Oh my God. This is the weirdest--
K: It just keeps happening.
H: --episode of Hoarders.
K: The floor is very clean.
H: How is that bird still in the exact same position on the TV?
K: They just paused it.
H: It's paused.
K: Or they um--
H: Where do you sit and watch the TV from?
K: Or they--
H: All the way over there in this chair?
K: It's not that far away, Hank.
H: Ohh, maybe. Oh no.
K: These realtors are not doing their client any favors.
H: Okay, no, Katherine--
K: It's like they don't wanna sell this house.
H: They photoshopped the bird on.
K: Yeah, that's what I was gonna say.
H: They photoshopped the bird on?
K: Is this where they really watch the TV? In the dining room?
H: In the dining room with the largest dining room chairs that have existed? The most--the chairs--these chairs look like, like a species of alien.
K: They're like--
H: They're like visitors from another planet.
K: They're the bumpiest man.
H: They have 800 eyes in every one of those little holes.
K: (?~5:08) I mean, that's like, that's like peak New Jersey chair. That chair has spent too much time at the shore.
H: I don't know how to--yeah, I don't know how to--I've never sat in something like that. Maybe it's nice. Look at all the electronics back there.
K: You didn't like my joke?
H: Peak New Jersey? Oh, 'cause it's so tan?
K: Tan and bumpy!
H: It has too much bronzer on it and it's bumpy. I didn't get your joke. That's a good joke. I thought you meant that that's just what people on the Jersey shore would buy.
K: No, it's what it looks like.
H: It's what they look like.
K: That chair was literally on the shore.
H: It's been on the shore too long.
K: Got too much tan.
H: That's good.
K: (?~5:49) you didn't get.
H: It's so much dusting. Can you imagine how much you have to dust?
K: Yeah, everything. Everything.
H: Why would you put all that stuff there?
K: Every one of those little crevices.
H: Oh my God.
K: You gotta polish every single one of them crevices.
H: Somebody took credit for this. @2020 Monmouth Ocean Regional Realtors. They're proud of their work. Oh my God, this fucking bird on the TV. Look at all these cabinets! What do you keep in there?
K: Christmas decorations?
H: They're all the Christmas decorations.
K: That's where all the Easter decorations are right now.
H: More cabinets, though, and an island where you can sit.
K: That's the kitchen.
H: Yeah, which is connected to this dining room.
K: Alright.
H: But it looks--it makes it look small.
K: Yeah.
H: Alright, we're still going. Um, yeah, these countertops, I don't know. I don't know. Oh my God. From that, from that overhang.
K: Oof. It just keeps getting weirder.
H: Well, and how do you dust up here?? And there's a big chandelier, I didn't notice that before.
K: Oh my God, look at the chandelier. Yeah, and if those are fake plants, those collect dust (?~7:03)
H: Oh yeah, like crazy. Well, they're definitely fake plants 'cause you can't--like, you'd have to fucking rappel to get to them. You need a--an experienced adventure sport athlete to come water your plants. Is that what they call them? Oh, look at those floors.
K: Your p-pants?
H: No, your plants. Adventure sport athletes.
K: Oh, right. Yeah. Adventure sport athletes. (?~7:29)'s aquatic adventure.
H: Oh man, they really shined that floor up. Alright, I need a higher def--okay. This is the master? How long does this scroll for?
K: Is this the master?
H: Oh my God!
K: Wow, they really went for it.
H: You could--don't fall down.
K: Look at the black--
H: It's so hard.
K: Look at the black tub and shower.
H: Yeah. Black.
K: Look at the very black tub and shower and are those--mm, I don't trust that those windows are outside.
H: Katherine thinks all windows are fake.
K: That's not what it looks like out there.
H: I think it just looks weird 'cause of the HDR.
K: It's possible.
H: Bullshit. Wow. I am so uncomfortable. Like, this feels like just a very uncomfortable place to be. Everything seems very hard. Look at that fucking wardrobe. That's gonna take you straight to Narnia.
K: That's the Narnia wardrobe. It's Christmas up here, too, though, look.
H: Is it?
K: Yeah, they got like, another nativity up there.
H: With a train? There's a train?
K: Train to Jesus. That's how the wise men got there.
H: Yeah, on a train.
K: (?~8:44)
H: I mean, you just keep getting, as you get older, you keep getting more paintings and you're like, I guess we'll squeeze that one in.
K: We'll just cram 'em in, corner to corner. I couldn't decide which one of these paintings of random--
H: A random plant.
K: --plant I wanted to keep.
H: Yeah.
K: Um. Jesus, seriously, like, every single one of those like, framed paintings. Ahh, just cram it in. Nothing on the wall there. No--(?~9:17)
H: Right here.
K: Well, actually, that's some, uh, wallpaper.
H: Yeah.
K: A bear?
H: Yeah, there's a little bear and there's a little doll in there. I don't know why. Oh, we're back, we're back! I don't want to be back! Oh, the pink.
K: Oh my God, the sink are pink. Pink sink, pink sink, pink sink.
H: Pink sink, pink sink, pink sink.
K: Pink sink, blacktub.
H: That's a lotta bedrooms. Oh, good, it's good to have one of those clocks that tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick all night long.
K: Booonnnnnggg. Right next to your bed. Yeah, and it goes bonnnnggg every 15 minutes.
H: It's got a bong, uh-huh.
K: Every 15 minutes.
H: These are definitely grandkid pics. These are definitely grandkid pics.
K: Can you imagine?
H: Oh, God.
K: Maybe that explains the Christmas decorating. Like, I'm gonna make this a fucking magical winter wonderland.
H: Um. Katherine?
K: --for the grandkid---ohhhh!
H: You'd think that I might have gone to a different Zillow listing, but no, it's the same one. (?~10:20)
K: What the fuck? Okay, we like some Disney stuff.
H: Uh-huh, it's for the grandkids.
K: There's some--what are we watching up here?
H: It's some Jersey shore dude. It looks like a Jersey shore dude.
K: Who knows? It looks like a dentist.
H: A dentist DJ.
K: Yeah.
H: It looks like a dentist?
K: I don't know. He's wearing a weird coat.
H: He's--is that a--wait, maybe that is a dentist. I thought this was like a microphone, but maybe it's a--yeah.
K: No, it looks like, it looks like, but it does look like he's wearing headphones. And who's this?!
H: Is that weird?
K: Who's this? That's not Christmas! It's not Christmas down here, Hank. Yeah, like, who's working out down here? Every--everyone. The whole family.
H: They got a bench press.
K: Yeah.
H: They got--
K: Right? What are all these pictures back here?
H: What are all those back there? It looks like a thrift store.
K: That's definitely like, family photographs.
H: That we couldn't keep upstairs.
K: Golfing.
H: Golfing.
K: Who knows? Oh my God. It is--this is the most--the most--
H: Wow, that was a plot twist, man.
K: This is the most most I've ever seen. It's the most-est.
H: Yeah. Exercise bike. That's a lot of--that's a lot of workout equipment. And OH MY GOD! You thought you saw golf stuff before, Katherine Green.
K: I knew there was a golf thing happening.
H: Holy shit. Wow. I don't know anything about golf, but this seems like too much.
K: I mean, you gotta have clubs for every single person. Okay, so there's pink and blue shoes, so.
H: There's a whole rack of the same shoes. And then there's a lot more shoes, too. Yeah, you gotta have a different shoe depending on the kind of course you're gonna play.
K: What the fuck.
H: Wow. That's a lotta golf bags.
K: What do the simple folk do?
H: Katheriiiiiiine. There's another plot twist. It's this fucking hall of love.
K: --picture on there.
H: But there's still Christmas decoration, even here.
K: Yeah.
H: This must just be a year-round thing!
K: This is their fucking like, what happened? Did these people die? Why are they moving from their, like, absolute--
H: Right?
K: 100% the last place they're gonna live home?
H: Well, I mean, people do die, Katherine.
K: I know. Sauna.
H: Sauna. A bed.
K: Wow.
H: Lots of suits for him. This is just the him closet.
K: Oh my God. What.
H: What the fuck is that? That's the--
K: That's the sauna in the middle of their--
H: --the sauna in the middle of that giant basement room.
K: Okay, sure, you just put a--slap a portable sauna down in the--
H; Yeah, there was plenty of space for it.
K: Down in the gym.
H: Here's where your hot water heaters are.
K: I'm really glad that they painted all the walls of the basement blood red. It's like fucking creepy and all.
H: Oh, God, thank God, I think that we're approaching the end.
K: It just keeps going. We haven't really seen the outside yet.
H: Well, a little bit. Is there more fucking--oh, is that Jesus? Yep! It's another nativity!
K: This is a wild ride, Hank. I feel like I have been on a trip. Feel like I went somewhere.
H: Yeah. Oof.
K: I didn't wanna go here.
H: I know. I brought you.
K: But.
H: This was my decision.
K: But you know, sometimes you gotta--
H: What happens, happens.
K: I like that--I like that you can like, walk into the pool.
H: Yeah, that's cool. You can even like, take a chair in there.
K: That's the coolest part of the whole place.
H: Yeah.
K: Is that pool.
H: Three car garage.
K: Of course. What's this here?
H: Is this the ga-zeh-boh. And there's a whole dining room, like, outdoor dining room and then a second outdoor dining room.
K: This is just--with 12 seats at it, so.
H: I mean, maybe like, you had six kids and your six kids had six kids and this is what you decided to do.
K: Yeah. Totally.
H: So that you could still have--'cause if you have six kids and your six kids have six kids.
K: Oh yeah, you need--you need that place for everyone to come.
H: Yeah.
K: On Christmas. Well.
H: Christmas.
K: It's too bad they decorated for Christmas and then died.
H: Well, they can't have anybody over this year!
K: Oh, they probably--
H: You never know.
K: Would've--
H: Okay, we did it. We have looped around. And there's our friends.
K: Oh my God.
H: Our friends the--are you joking??
K: (?~14:58)
H: It will never get old.
K: What?
H: Just this. This whole situation. Angels. This appears to be one of the saints. $2 million.
K: No thanks.
H: Merry Christmas. Why didn't they clean it out a little bit before--I'm so confused.
K: Right? Like, that is like, the opposite of what--how you ever want to stage a house.
H: Yeah.
K: I mean, they're getting lots of--
H: Traffic.
K: --views on this listing.
H: This toilet makes me think of a kind of candy.
K: Yeah.
H: What is that kind of candy? It's very chewy. Just like saltwater taffy, I guess.
K: It looks like a Sweet Tart kind of.
H: Yeah. It's like, yeah, I could totally imagine myself putting that in my mouth and it being a fruity flavor. Anyway, okay, thanks, everybody. Thanks for joining me on this journey, Katherine.