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In which Hank reunites with a potato.
Hello and welcome to Hank Green plays Portal. Last time I was realizing that it is now 1971, instead of 1950s, and now instead of using - oh, the logo is like 1970s too, that's so cool - now instead of using astronauts, because they killed so many of them, they are, they're using homeless people, and they're paying them sixty dollars. 

(0:28) So what is this going to get me to? The control room. It's going to get me to the control room. Okay. Get up there, get on there. Aaah, no no! Stay. Thank you. Control room. This is the control room. Is there a thing to activate? No. This isn't going to help me. I know, I know, you're going to make me fly through the air more. I have to get into there. That there, so I portal there, and then a portal down here.

(1:06) And woop, ahh. How did I miss? Why did I miss? Oh geez, oh geez and poop. Geez and poop, okay. Geez and bananas. Cheese and bananas, okay! So, and then going through the blue. Go through the blue! Through the - why did I miss again? Nun-numburger! I confused! Okay.

(1:44) Get through the blue! Watch, brickin, brick a nut! Come on! This is ridiculous. Oh, I don't even need to do that yet, I need to go here. Naaaaaaaahhh. Freaking, aaaah, wrong way again, oh, God! What, noooooooo, I'm dead! Oh my God. Okay, I know what I need to do, I just haven't fricking, there's all these, and it's great on the, and just, ugh, you're going to make me walk all the way back!

(2:26) Okay, okay. It's fine, it's fine. We're good. We are good. Make it lower. Stop trying to go so fast, Hank. Just take your time. (Cave Johnson: Greetings friend...Black Mesa) Oh, shut up, Cave! Yup, got Black Mesa. (GLaDOS: Oh. Hi...Could you - ow - murder this bird for me?) What? Hi. GLaDOS, are you serious? I don't know how to get in there. Oh, there's a door. Now I kind of want to watch you struggle.

(3:20) Wait, what happened? Are those eggs? Oh, no, they're potatoes. (GLaDOS: So what do you say?...) I trust you? I could just leave you here. (GLaDOS: Even if I am lying, what do you have to lose? You're going to die either way) That's true, I'm human.

(4:02) (GLaDOS: OW! You stabbed me!) What - you're a potato! Okay. Anyway. (GLaDOS: ...before we get a chance to burn up in the atomic fireball that little idiot...) I'm listening to GLaDOS. I'm sorry for not talking, but. Oh, she turned off. Did I - did she die? Did GLaDOS die? Did I kill GLaDOS? 

(4:47) Alright! I did it. I didn't realize that I was going to encounter a potato of my former murderer. A potato version of the woman who tried to kill me - succeeded, actually, several times, depending on how you - so yes, I've got a potato GLaDOS! Now, there was a, there was a bird nest and I - I had to pick her up. That was my only choice.

(5:14) (GLaDOS: Did anything happen while I was out?) You're back. (Caroline: Yes sir, Mr Johnson) (GLaDOS: Yes, sir, Mister Johnson) Oh my God! She's Caroline! Oh my God! Oh my God. How do I get up there? What's going - oh, no, that's not going to be any good, because this - oh, it makes the ramp rampier.

(5:49) There doesn't seem to be anything for me to do. I guess I could go up here. Thank you for keeping our enrichment spheres clean. Okay. Right, so now we've got this stuff. It makes you go fast. It goes fast, really fast going. Fast going. Okay.

(6:18) So now I make a thing there, and I make a thing there and I push it again! And then - yeah, goo! Get the goo on! Look at it all. And then I - weeeee! That was cool. I liked that. Um. Huaguay, hagoo, hajigajayjay. No, no no no no. Wait a second. I don't understand what - how do I? Do it again, do it again, just 'cause I wanted to. 

(7:05) So this only lasts for as long as I'm standing on it and I don't have anything to put on it. Oh, I know what I need to do. Oh, why am I dead? What? I did the thing! I did it completely - I guess I didn't start at the beginning of the run up. I didn't start at the begin - and so I didn't run enough. Um, I need to make a - yeah, right. Right, well no. What I need to do is I need to make one here, and then I need to make one here, and then go through here, and then I need to - what color is that?

(7:46) I need to make an orange here. Do it. I need to hit that. And then I need to do this - weeeee! Excellent. Well, actually, I didn't even need - uaaa! Okay, okay, here we go, here we go! Made it, made it. No problems. No problems at all. Can I? Um, that's too bad. 

(8:15) Oh, pssh. Pssh. Wait, no. That doesn't actually help me. Not actually helpful. Weeee! I did it again. Um, okay. My brain hurts! What - what good does this do me? If I put the goo in there, or if I get the goo out of here into - does that do me any good? Because I don't know how I'm going to get back there if I open it in here. 

(9:02) But there, nope, I didn't do it. How am I going to get back there though? Stupid brain! Stupid brain, work! Okay, I'm going to do this, and now I've got the cube, and okay, that's what I needed to do. That is what I needed to - I just needed to walk out.

(9:38) Well the fast is fun. See that was way, way easier than I thought it was going to be. I was giving it too much credit. Yahow! Made it! Okay, when I said I made it, I was not 100% being accurate. Okay, okay, okay. So there's this, got that, what? Okay. No, I need that to go there.

(10:16) And then I will run, I will run down this, and into this and then I will shoot up and I will push the button. And I will walk through and oh my goodness! (GLaDOS: Okay, I guess emotional outbursts require more than one point six volts. Now we know that...) Okay. Are you having an emotional outburst? Because you were so excited that we did it? Because that's why I was having an emotional outburst. That was exciting!

(10:51) Thank you for watching this episode of Hank Green plays Portal. We are enjoying the new form of gel here. It has been fun. 1972 02 right there and I'm looking and this looks like it's going to be complicated. This looks like it is going to be complicated. GLaDOS, you and I are going to have some good times.

(11:12) Thank you for watching this episode of Portal. Click the annotation in the top right-hand side of the video if you want to keep watching. And you will not see me and I will not see you, but you will hear me. Goodbye.