Good morning John it is Halloween and the last thing I need is an excuse to put stuff on my head. *Intro* These are funny.

I don't think they're made for men. These aren't really men horns. They're kind of extra fuzzy, maybe if I put em like this.

Hrrrnnnnn... Oh just like that, rest them on my glasses. Perfect, perfect!

Halloween's a very Nerdfighterly day as far as I'm concerned. I mean it's not like we need an excuse to, you know, be weird. Frankly, I think that we should do it every day.

But it occurred to me recently that I wasn't really going to be able to participate in Halloween because I am packing, so that we can begin the Nerdfighter tour very very soon. So yeah I'm not going to any Halloween parties we are giving out candy, but that's pretty much the extent of our Halloweeny activities. But it did occur to me that it's quite obvious what I should be for Halloween and that is of course...

Edward Spoonhands. And if you don't know what I'm talking about then that's just too bad, you will soon... like now... Edward and Edwina Spoonhands Have a pretty hard time of it They can hardly eat cereal And they can only type about three words a minute But they both agree It's not as bad as it could be So they clack their big old fingers And they sing a little song for you and me Edward and Edwina Spoonhands Have a pretty hard time of it They can hardly eat cereal And they can only type about three words a minute But they both agree It's not as bad as it could be So they clack their big old fingers And they sing a little song for you and me Edward and Edwina Spoonhands Have a pretty hard time of it They can hardly eat cereal And they can only type about three words a minute But they both agree It's not as bad as it could be So they clack their big old fingers And they sing a little song for you and me Edward and Edwina Spoonhands Have a pretty hard time of it They can hardly eat cereal And they can only type about three words a minute But they both agree It's not as bad as it could be So they clack their big old fingers And they sing a little song for you and me Edward and Edwina Spoonhands Have a pretty hard time of it They can hardly eat cereal And they can only type about three words a minute But they both agree It's not as bad as it could be So they clack their big old fingers And they sing a little song for you and me Nerdfighters Nerdfighters Nerdfighters Nerdfighters Nerdfighters Nerdfighters Nerdfighters Nerdfighters John I will see you...

I'll see you - whu - I'll see you tomorrow, like in the airport, crazy. Whoooooooeeeeeoooo Tour Begins! I don't know what this looks like cause I can't see anything, but to me it's kinda like Geordi LaForge but with horns instead of, you know, sight vision goggles.