What do you do when you've made hundreds of videos, and the one that does really spectacularly well, does well because people thought that it was going to be giraffe sex? WHAT DO YOU DO?

I'll tell you what you do, John. You write a song about it.

[singing]
I made a video
About ten months ago;
I thought that I would show you
Something beautiful.
I showed a picture
With an intimate nature
But I didn't realize 'til 100,000 views later

That I don't know where we'd be --
Where would the Vlogbrothers be
Without people who love giraffes who love giraffes?

Oh, love is a beautiful thing
Oh tortoises and elephants
And rhinos and onion rings
And cats and dogs
And mice and whales
And even people too.
You didn't think that I was going to show porn, did you?

But where would we be?
Where would YouTube be
Without people who love giraffes who love giraffes?

Yeah, love can be pretty screwed up
Like that homosexual necrophiliac duck
And this dachshund that's getting it on with a cat
And bunnies doing it with chickens;
Well I don't think that I'm down with that.

But where would we be?
Where would America be
Without people who love giraffes who love giraffes?

And who knows?
There may even be those
Who love bucks who love bucks who love does.

Oh where would we be?
Where would we be
Without people who looooooove giraffes who love giraffes.
Oh, where would we be?
Where would we be?
Without people who love giraffes who love giraffes? [ends song]

(talking)
Never in my life have I done so many Google searches that were so frightening. Type in search term, click, close eyes, peek through-CLOSE EYES CLOSE EYES BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK. The Google safe search is pretty good, but sometimes things that technically aren't even dirty are not things that you want to see.

John, I know exactly what you're talking about, whenever you get a haircut they're like 'Oh, just let me take your glasses off' and you're like "No, NO, I WANT TO SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING!" Fantastic Sam, my ass!

I hope that I haven't disturbed or scarred anyone. If you were not disturbed or scarred, hopefully maybe you even enjoyed it.

John, I'm excited to read Slaughterhouse Five again, and everyone post your blurbs at nerdfighters.com and we'll have a vote next week. Also, in other nerdfighters.com news, there's a forum now, so go foruming. John and I will be on there. John, I will see you tomorrow. [shakes head] No, I won't.