Hank: Hello and welcome to Games with Hank.  I'm Hank, this is Games with Me!  Today, I'm going to be playing an Oculus game that isn't horror and is an actual game.  It's called Windlands, and you've probably heard of it.  So without further ado, I'm going to be wandering into this wonderful world of wind lands.  Land of wind?  I'm not sure.  

Here we are.  Where's my game-pad?  

Tutorial.  Oh, A button is jump.  Ooh, I can jump high.  Ooooh.  Oh, oh oh, I died, I died, you guys.  Hyaah.  Hyaaah.  Ooh, wow, what's that thing?  This does indeed make me feel a little nauseated.  Whoaa ohhhhh.  Wow.  Uh, danger, release before colliding.  Okay.  Ahh!  Whoaaaah.  Yeahhh, yeaaah!  That was cool!  Yes!  This game is really neat!  It is nice to see the Oculus doing some things.  Oh, man.  So, I kinda control it with the way my head is pointed.  Uhh.  I didn't mean to do this, but I guess it's okay, the gravity is very low on this planet.  Can I use this stuff on that thing?  No, I can't.  It's so pretty.  Oh, wow, it's so real, too.  Oh, yeah.  Oh, jeez, oh, jeez.  Get me back, get me back, get me back, okay.  Oh God!  Okay.  Where am I going?  Slammed myself into that tree.  

Ohh.  This is just freaking awesome.  Oh, God, no, no, no, oh come onnnnnn!  Where am I trying to go, like, what's the whole, what's the goal here?  That looks like a giant's hand got caught in a tree.  Sandstorm, you guys.  Whoa.  Get up, get up, get up, get up there, get on up.  Okay, now I just try and walk on this tree.  Ooooh.  Sometimes it doesn't go the way you want it to.  Oh, aside from the nausea, this game is amazing!   Wheeeee.  Camera out of range.  That is neat!  What's that light comin' out of that thing?  That seems like where I should go.  Uh-oh.  Oh, God.  No, get it, get it!  Haah.  Okay.  But this game is super neat, but I don't know what I'm supposed to do.  I assume I go to the glowy areas, I think I need a little more practice off, off-camera.  Wow, this is cool.

That's so neat, that's so neat.  I want to play lots of it.  I feel a little bit disconnected fr- my eyes and brain.  That's the most in-intense like, uh, uh, nausea I've felt in the Oculus so far, but super cool.  Pretty worth it.  And I look forward to going back into that world when I am better at things.  Can't stop, won't stop, DFTBA.