Ding, ding; we have a winner. John Lennon received his MBE in 1965 but sent it back 4 years later stating "Your majesty. I am...". That's not what John Lennon sounds like but just ignore me. "I am returning my MBE as a protest against Britain's involvement in the Nigeria-Biafra thing, against our support of America in Vietnam, and against cold turkey slipping down the charts, with love John Lennon".

Fact number one, hey:
The town of Beverly in Yorkshire was named after an illegitimate child of Henry V.

Fact number two:
In 1966 a British football club banned celery.

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