Hello and welcome to Games With Hank, I am Hank, and this is games with me, Hank. And today the game is once again gonna be Five Nights At Freddy's 2.

There are people in the comments who probably by this point have put where the jump scares are, so if you're a little afraid to watch, you can go down to there, you can see where they are, and you can avoid them. Or you can just know that they're coming which makes things (burp) much less screepy-- creepy, screepy. It's a new word.

Oh yeah, Five Nights at Freddy's 2. We're playing again, continue into Night 4. 12 am, Fourth Night, my dog has farted, it smells bad. Talkin' about her, right there, you. Fart machine. Why.

Alright, give me my call. Talk to me. I'm here.

Phone Call: Oh, Hello, hey there, nice work. I told you you'd get the hang of it. Okay, so just to update you, there's been somewhat of an investigation going on. Uh, we may end up having to close for a few days, I don't know.

Hank: Yeah, maybe this guy right here.

Phone Call: And it's really just a precaution. Fazbear Entertainment denies any wrongdoing. These things happen sometimes. It'll all get sorted out in a few days, just keep an eye on things and I'll keep you posted.

Hank: Yeah, I'll just keep an eye on this frickin' music box.

Phone Call: Try to avoid eye contact with any of the animatronics.

Hank: Agreed!

Phone Call: Someone may have tampered with their facial recognition systems, we're not sure, but the characters have been acting very unusual, almost aggressive toward the staff. They interact with the kids just fine, but when they encounter an adult they just stare.

Hank: Oh my god, that's screepy. Screepy, I said it again. It's really annoying that every time there's anyone in my hallway my flashlight stops working, it just gets stuck to my belt and I can't point it. There... I swear, this music box is winding down faster. Anybody else feeling that? Alright, just. I wish you could call me and just talk to me all through the night Jeff. Just talk to me. I just need someone to talk to to keep my mind off the fact that I'm probably going to die in the next fifteen minutes. Or six hours. Or whatever, however long my shift is.

Hank: Man, Jeffica, always got an eye on me. Nobody in there, okay, nothing, no problems. 1am, we've got it. We've got it down. Checkin' the things. Checkin' the things.  Checkin' the things. Wind the music box.

(clanging noise)

Hank: That's scary. That's a scary noise. Somebody there, hello? Hello hello hello hello I need to shine my light on you, I need to shine my light on you. Ooooh, what is that, oh it's the creepy two-headed one. Okay. It's two of them, there's two of them. What's that noise? Why can I no longer -- can I please use my flashlight, it'd be great if I could use my flashlight. Okay, good. Ooooh that was a sliver. There was a sliver of it left.

Hank: Okay, nobody there. Nobody there. Nobody there. Nobody there. Alright.

(child laughing)

Hank: Yeah something's really funny, it's really funny. I heard somebody, I heard somebody, it's this creepy little boy. Hey! Ooh man, I don't understand why my flashlight-- OOOOOH bunny. Bunny is there as well. Oh gosh, oh no. Hello? Hello, oh god. Oh god oh god no. Oh god no. Oh god no I have to go to the thing. Ah aaah, wind up music box. What's the-- that's a creepy noise. Why with all the funny new noises? OH HE'S ON THE CEILING he's on the ceiling.

Hank: No, Jeffica doesn't care about that. Oh man I'm not gonna survive this, I'm not gonna survive this. Yeah, you're right there on the ceiling. Why haven't you killed me yet? What is this, oh my god that is the creepiest noise. WHOOAAAAA. AAAAAAAAAAAH OH GOD EEEEERGGGGG.

Replay: AAAAAAUGGGGGGH

Okay, that was intense. Alright, we gotta be faster. And we gotta be focused mostly on the music box, and on the hallway. Oh man. Hello? Alright, there you are. Okay.

Child's voice: Hi

Hi! Oh, you're still there. Gotta wind up the music box. Oh man, my leg, my leg is moving so fast. Alright. Wind up the music box. And then check here, you're still there. And then check back and then... light... okay nobody's in the hallway, wind up the music box while nobody's in the hallway. There's always somebody in the hallway, really. Might as well be. There's always somebody in the hallway. Wind up the music box.

Only 1am, oh my god, this is taking forever. (nervous laughter)

Hello? Hello? Whuh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Child's voice: Hello

OOOH hello. Hello. Need to wind the music box you guys. Wind it up, I'm gonna do it real fast and them I'm gonna put this on immediately, okay good.

Nobody's in the hall? Oh okay. Everything's fine. Oh you're in there now, where did the bunny go? Who knows. Who knows where the bunny went. I don't like you either little propeller head boy.

AAAAAAAH. Did I do it fast enough? I did--

AAAAAH I DIDN'T I DIDN'T I DIDN'T WHAT THE FRICK, WHAT THE FRICK COME ON.

Alright, alright, alright, alright. Everything is fine. Flashed you enough, you went away. Wind up the music box 'cause that's really what this is all about.

(child laughing)

That's a creepy laugh, yup. Oh my god every time my flashlight stops working every time there's anybody in the hall. Please turn on, please turn on, please turn on. Oh there's two of you. I don't know if this is enough. I don't know how much you require.

I'm pretty sure neither of-- neither of them care if I'm wearing the mask, but I'm gonna put it on anyway.

Oooh man. Go away please go away please go away please go away please. Please go away. You see I flashed you a lot of times.

(clanging sound)
(nervous laughter) I don't know what that noise meant. Okay, it's gone. The flashing achieved the desired effect and we are now, we are now free of any baddies in the office, okay.

Alright, I assume someone's in the hall because my flashlight's not working. Yep, it's Jeffica. Oh what a surprise. Hello okay I gotta get the music box wound up, gotta get the music box wound up.

2am, it's only 2am. I'm never gonna frickin' do this.

Oh I don't know, what do I do, what do I do when that's there? I think I just put this on. Do I just put this on?

Hello? Hello? I don't know what the mechanic of the white thing is.

Argh, Jeffica, I thought I flashed you.

Oh bunny bun bun, how's it going. Is that enough to make you go away? You're missing an arm. Huh, that's no fun. That probably makes you pretty bummed out.

Alright, we're gonna do that. Then we're gonna do this. Alright, you're still there.

Stay on the ground, stay on the ground. I don't like that thing.

Something's in the hallway.

I -- huh, ooh it's Jeffica and bunny bun bun, together again. Oh you guys should probably just be friends and not require me to be any part of this. 'Cause obviously I'm no good. Alright, you're gone.

That mask scared me a lot.

Stay on the ground.

Stay on the ground.

Yep, that's a scary noise, but there's nobody there. So I don't know why you're makin' it.

Alright, maybe I can keep this up. Alright, you're back in the hallway there. Was that enough flashing? Hello!

Oh it's moved! It's moved. It's moved. Where did it move to? There it is. Oh it moved you guys. That's a disaster.

Oh man it's 2am, I have used a lot of flashlight. It's moved again. It didn't care about the flashing in this room. Didn't care about the flashing at all.

I've used half my flashlight, it is 2am. This is bad news.

Can I please-- somebody's in the vent. In the vent, you guys. In the vent.

2am 2am 2am.

I'm not even in the room with the music box, how can I even be turning it on. Hello? Oooh noooo.

Child's voice: Hi!

Hi! Always with the talking to me. Like I need that right now.

WHAAAAA

AAAARGGG GOD

Replay: AAAAAUGH GOOOOD

I just need to put it on every time, as soon as I come back! It turns out my face cam's been off for a while, I don't know. I don't know, it's too hard keep track of this stuff.

Thank you for watching this episode of Games With Hank. I have been Hank, this has been games with me, and the game has been Five Nights at Freddy's 2. I'm not gonna beat night four. This is just a whole failure of an episode. I achieved nothing except, you know, learning how terrible I am and dying a lot. Thanks for watching, DFTBA.