Good Morning John, it is Monday! It's Tuesday. It's Tuesday? It's Monday. I think it's Monday. It's Tuesday. No, it's Tuesday. It's definitely Tuesday.

Good Morning, John, it's Tuesday, but I have no idea what date it is, because it took me that long to figure out what freaking day of the week it was! How am I going to know what day of the month it is?!

It's been an exciting time, moving in, getting used to our new place, and for the first time, not so long after we moved in ourselves, we have guests. We have Brian and Jessline, who you may remember from such videos as "Will you miss me when I'm gone from your pants." It was Brian and Jessline's anniversary yesterday and one of the things that we did was go into the recording studio and we recorded some songs with them. Brian is an absolutely fantastic guitarist and songwriter, and Jessline is a wonderful singer, and so is Katherine! And together all three of them recorded this song. Which I'm just going to play in the background of this video because I love it. I love it a lot.

And now we're going to go to a friend's house for his birthday party. It's going to be a nice relaxing evening with Stu (stew?) and soup. Stu and soup.

So John, while you are undoubtedly freaking out all over the United States of America, I have actually had a little bit of a chance - a tiny bit of a chance - teeny-tiny - to relax. Can you believe it!? I can imagine your jealousy right now. And I have to say that I'm a tiny bit jealous of you, because you're always calling me during nerdfighter events, being like "Hey everybody talk to Hank!" And everybody's like "Hi Hank!" And I'm like "Oh, I was just sitting here, chilling out. I guess I could have been having a really good time right now." I'm ambivalent, go both ways, grass is always greener, so on and so forth. John's basket is better that my basket. That's sort of how brotherhood works. We always have better baskets than each other. I don't actually know what I'm talking about.

It's very echo-y in this room. I'm sorry it's so echo-y in this room. I really need to get some stuff on the walls. We have this bookshelf, and that is it. And uhh, we have, uhh, books. We have big stacks of books that are going on the bookshelf that have not been finished yet, because I got really angry at the instructions for building the bookshelf, and I had to stop building the bookshelf, or else I would have killed myself, and the bookshelf.

There are tons of people who are now eligible for the paper towns collab album. If you don't know what I'm talking about, click here. And I haven't sent out the collab album to anybody. But we'll be putting the digitized version online really soon, and we'll email all of you when that happens. And I'm sorry it hasn't happened faster. It is ready, but it takes a little bit of time to copy and paste everybody's email address, so that we can send it out to everyone, because there are like hundreds of you. I am freaking impressed. I thought like fifty or sixty people would do it, and no, no. It's been like fifty or sixty people a day. So thank you all very much for doing that, and please continue to. So thank you very much to the people who wrote songs for that, and of course thank you to the people who have done the three challenge items and are eligible to receive said album.

If you like the song you are listening to right now, please comment, and say that you like it, because Brian News, the man who wrote it, sometimes isn't very compelled by the internet, and I want him to know whether or not the internet would love him, if he ever decided to give the internet a chance. That's all. Listen to a little bit more of it.

It's, it really is a fantastic song, and I like it. I'm so proud of my friends. John, enjoy Melbourne, Florida tomorrow, and I will see you tomorrow.