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In which Hank and Katherine invade Aragog's lair and suck...but eventually kick his butt. And then we suck some more!!!
Hank: Hello and welcome to Hank and Katherine Play LEGO Harry Potter, I’m a dog! And we’re in Aragog’s forest. The forbidden forest, looking for Aragog.
Katherine: Bad things are about to happen…for Ron.
H: Bad things are about to happen. And we need to make sure we bolt it up because we’re not true wizards yet.
K: Oh, man.
H: Hello, Aragog. Hopefully…
K: Trouble.
H: Hopefully there’s a lot of um…a lot of bolts coming up. Studs! No!
K: I need to ask you about these people.
H: I didn’t do that!
K: Did you kill these people?
H: Well you sure as heck better not come into my forest if you don’t think I’m gonna feed my children.
K: Ahhhhhhh!!!!! Shoot it, shoot it, shoot it, shoot it, shoot it, shoot it!
H: Oh. I thought I was Harry, I thought I was Harry, I thought I was Harry, oh my god.
K: You are not Harry.
H: I am not Harry, oh my god there are so many! How do we stop them from coming? Ahhh, Aragog, you’re supposed to be nice!
K: No. No.
H: Well he said out of respect for Hagrid!
K: Hold Z to lift a spider, then press and hold z again to spin and throw it.
H: Uh…but I should probably have this enabled. Spin and throw it! There’s a student in peril over here.
K: Get it.
H: I got it.
K: No you didn’t. (???) Ahhhh, run away from the spider killing! Killing spider!
H: We have to get so many bolts!
K: We need…we need all of them if possible. Hm. If at all possible.
H: Oh, I got…I got webbed! Ah! Katherine I got webbed! I got webbed again! I died.
K: I don’t know if there was anything I could have done.
H: I don’t…I mean maybe you shoot me and I un-web? I get un-web.
K: Why...why aren’t you doing the thing you’re supposed to do? I’m trying to shoot you. Oh my god!
H: See, I’m pushing Z again!
K: Ahhhh! I’m Harry, right?
H: Yes, I’m Ron.
K: Just…just stop following me! You…duke!
H: You duke!
K: You…nooooooo! I died!
H: I’ll get all your bolts, I’ll get all your bolts, it’s okay. I feel as if we have not, uh, yet done any of the things we need to do.
K: I’m confused, yeah. Push it again. Just, push it…push it…what? How do you make them…ah, Z. Z? Z is that one.
H: Yes, Z. Z is that one.
K: Okay.
H: Ah, I got…oh, stop it! Stop…oh my god no! Well that went poorly.
K: Lift! Wingaaaaa…wingaaaa…winga. Wingaa…winga.
H: Oh no! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!!
K: Spin it! AH!
H: Okay, I’m trying to guard…ah balls.
K: I don’t understand. Now press…oh, shoot I’m in a…no! No no no! Okay, we suck!
H: We do, I’m not even trying, I’m trying to like.
K: I don’t even know what to do! I’m stuck in a fricken’ thing.
H: Oh, man.
K: Oh, it got me again! Aragog, you are troublesome!
H: I don’t understand. Ahhhh!!
K: Okay, what…what is happening.
H: (Heavy breath) Okay.
K: (Heavy sigh and laugh)
H: So when we shoot the spiders…
K: Well, shoot them with what?
H: With a, just a shooty.
K: Yeah.
H: They die sometimes and sometimes they flip over. Or is the flippy just when you Wingardium them?
K: It says, hold Z…push Z and then hold…hold Z. Z was the only thing you were supposed to be doing.
H: Okay.
K: But maybe I’m not using the right spell?
H: Ughhhhh
K: Ah!
H: We are still not…
K: Ah, maybe it’s only a special one. Like, see there’s these blue ones?
H: Oh, yeah.
K: Yeah.
H: So yeah, the blue one you…can flip it over.
K: Okay, the other ones you have to kill.
H: But then I pick it up and I don’t know what I’m doing,
K: I don’t…I, yeah. I don’t know. Okay, nuts to you, nuts to you!! Oh, my god.
H: Oh yes. I have…I’m sorry, I’m sorry.
K: Well! This is supposed to be so, so extra good here.
H: What do I do?? Stupid spider!
K: Okay. Do it! Why won’t you do it? Good cripes!
H: I can pick him up but I don’t know what I’m doing with him! Okay. He’s on my…I’m picking him up now. Flipping him over. He’s flipping over. I seem to…something happened that time.
K: Yeah, I don’t…where are you supposed to…where is it supposed to go?
H: Aragog only has one heart. Or two hearts. So we’ve done something right.
K: Hm. Drop it on him. Yeah? Maybe you’re supposed to just drop it on him?
H: Well that didn’t work. I can’t move it once it’s in the air.
K: You can’t?
H: No, it takes it right there.
K: Then it spins!
H: Oh! God!
K: And then it throws it at him!
H: Okay. Two times. There are so many spiders. Thank you for saving me, I’m still stuck in this thing. So we need the blue spider.
K: That one.
H: I don’t know what I’m doing. I don’t know…I’m doing…Ball. Sack. Get me out of the thing, oh my god!
K: Oh, shoot. No! I’m dying! Goodbye.
H: I saved you. I saved you my little friend.
K: At the last second.
H: The last possible second.
K: Yes, indeed. It…aw, I wanted a heart.
H: Okay!
K: Yeah, get it! Ah, it’s like he throws stuff at it, and it…spin it!
H: Oh, god. What is happening? What is the sequence of buttons I should push?
K: Just Z. And then tap Z. Tap Z and then hold Z?
H: I’m tapping…oh jeez.
K: Oh jeez. Oh jeez, oh jeez!! Aw…what? That was fast.
H: It’s okay the…
K: It’s okay. Get it, get it!
H: Alright spider. Show him who’s boss. Lift up! Oh, why? I don’t understand why that was…that was what I would call bad game-play.
K: I think…yeah is like…
H: Sometimes they spin! You know?
K: Are the controllers not…I don’t know what’s happening
H: No, the uh…the controllers are fine.
K: Okay, now we have to escape…part.
H: Okay, we have to escape.
K: What were we going for?
H: We…yes. We are now like, nine minutes in. That went really badly.
K: Yeah.
H: Sorry everyone, that was boring.
K: That was frustrating for us as well.
H: Ford Anglia has its own…oh! And it has a…motorcycle.
K: Yes.
H: Which one am I, I’m Ron?
K: You’re in the car.
H: Okay.
K: I am in the motorcycle.
H: (Singing) Oh, my goodness gracious me, I am not excited about this.
K: Fricking run away. A lot. Better. Better than that. You have to drive…
H: One of five!
K: You have to drive better than that, honey. Push down.
H: I don’t…I cannot see! I am pushing down!
K: (Laughing) Hello!
H: Oh, I just ran right into you.
K: (Laughing) Hello! I fell over. I fell over. I fell over. Aragog killed me. I got two of five? Five what?
H: Two of five. Two of five somethings? Ah, Aragog got me. Aragog me. Oh come on, this can’t be over.
K: No, it’s not.
H: We are so close to true wizard.
K: It’s one part.
H: Okay.
K: Confused what that was…wheee!!
H: Three of five!
K: I’m ramping everything!
H: I’m trying to, uh, trying to hit as many walls as possible so that I can…oh! Stop eating me Aragog! Jeezul Crease!
K: Jeezul Crease.
H: Jeezul...I think we…
K: Jeezula Crease!
H: Did we true wizard and I missed it?
K: Maybe? It looks very close. No, it’s not doing the thing.
H: It’s not doing the…I am upside down.
K: Yeah, a spider got you. No, maybe we did!
H: I got…I just knocked down…
K: There it is!!
H: There it is! True wizaarrrddds!
K: Yeah, sweet! Look out. Look out. Look out, Harry!
H: Oh, there’s a spider on my roof.
K: There’s a spider on everything. Oh my god, oh wow I just got…
H: This is imp…you cannot see anything.
K: Yeah, you cannot see anything.
H: And it’s split screen all the time.
K: Yeah, and this thing is impossible to control anyway. Hello! Hello, oh! Wow, why am I doing it? Uh…
H: Are you behind me?
K: Yeah, because you keep going so much farther ahead…
H: Well, I…I’m trying, I’m trying, I’m trying to slow down. Oh, there we are. Together is so much easier.
K: I’ve been, I’ve been…I’m being stomped by Aragog. Here we go, okay.
H: Arastomped!
K: Whoops!
H: I’m stuck on a pyramid.
K: Huh? Ooh, I found a…
H: Five of five! I can’t believe we managed to hit anything on purpose.
K: Yup. We did it.
H: Ah, stop stomping me Aragog! I would not call any of what we’ve done purposeful.
K: (Laughing) On purpose! It was all just an accident. This has just been a misunderstanding!
H: Go! Go car! Go! It’s all just a giant misunderstanding, I’m so sorry mister spider man! I did not mean to upset you or your children!
K: Woo-hoooo!!
H: Oh my god. More? More?
K: We continue going.
H: We continue going?
K: Yes.
H: I am on my butt in the…
K: We are almost there…there’s a spider on you.
H: Yes of course…there’s always a spider on me. I can’t believe you got the motorcycle, that looks fun. We are here! We are back! That scooter is awesome!
K: The scooter is a friend of the Ford Anglia apparently.
H: They’re buds. There was a giant pumpkin on my head and now it looks like I have a little pumpkin on my head.
K: Yeah. It looks like a pumpkin. Whoa! What’s up with your mouth?
H: What’s up with your face, man?
K: Why does her mouth look so weird?
H: Hermione! What is wrong with your face?
Both: (Mimicking characters) Hmmm
H: Basilisk?
K: Hmm. Well, friends.
H: Thank you for watching this episode of Hank and Katherine Play LEGO Harry Potter Years 1-4.
K: We…stunk it up as usual.
H: (Laughs). That was pretty stinky.
K: Do not…do not judge us.
H: Yes. Do not judge us.
K: For that. Uh, we tried our best.
H: Um…
K: At least we got the true wizardmanship.
H: Yes. True wizardmanship. You will not see us, we will not see you.
K: It’s true, but you will hear us next time on Hank and Katherine Play LEGO Harry Potter Years 1-4.
Both: Goodbye!
Katherine: Bad things are about to happen…for Ron.
H: Bad things are about to happen. And we need to make sure we bolt it up because we’re not true wizards yet.
K: Oh, man.
H: Hello, Aragog. Hopefully…
K: Trouble.
H: Hopefully there’s a lot of um…a lot of bolts coming up. Studs! No!
K: I need to ask you about these people.
H: I didn’t do that!
K: Did you kill these people?
H: Well you sure as heck better not come into my forest if you don’t think I’m gonna feed my children.
K: Ahhhhhhh!!!!! Shoot it, shoot it, shoot it, shoot it, shoot it, shoot it!
H: Oh. I thought I was Harry, I thought I was Harry, I thought I was Harry, oh my god.
K: You are not Harry.
H: I am not Harry, oh my god there are so many! How do we stop them from coming? Ahhh, Aragog, you’re supposed to be nice!
K: No. No.
H: Well he said out of respect for Hagrid!
K: Hold Z to lift a spider, then press and hold z again to spin and throw it.
H: Uh…but I should probably have this enabled. Spin and throw it! There’s a student in peril over here.
K: Get it.
H: I got it.
K: No you didn’t. (???) Ahhhh, run away from the spider killing! Killing spider!
H: We have to get so many bolts!
K: We need…we need all of them if possible. Hm. If at all possible.
H: Oh, I got…I got webbed! Ah! Katherine I got webbed! I got webbed again! I died.
K: I don’t know if there was anything I could have done.
H: I don’t…I mean maybe you shoot me and I un-web? I get un-web.
K: Why...why aren’t you doing the thing you’re supposed to do? I’m trying to shoot you. Oh my god!
H: See, I’m pushing Z again!
K: Ahhhh! I’m Harry, right?
H: Yes, I’m Ron.
K: Just…just stop following me! You…duke!
H: You duke!
K: You…nooooooo! I died!
H: I’ll get all your bolts, I’ll get all your bolts, it’s okay. I feel as if we have not, uh, yet done any of the things we need to do.
K: I’m confused, yeah. Push it again. Just, push it…push it…what? How do you make them…ah, Z. Z? Z is that one.
H: Yes, Z. Z is that one.
K: Okay.
H: Ah, I got…oh, stop it! Stop…oh my god no! Well that went poorly.
K: Lift! Wingaaaaa…wingaaaa…winga. Wingaa…winga.
H: Oh no! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!!
K: Spin it! AH!
H: Okay, I’m trying to guard…ah balls.
K: I don’t understand. Now press…oh, shoot I’m in a…no! No no no! Okay, we suck!
H: We do, I’m not even trying, I’m trying to like.
K: I don’t even know what to do! I’m stuck in a fricken’ thing.
H: Oh, man.
K: Oh, it got me again! Aragog, you are troublesome!
H: I don’t understand. Ahhhh!!
K: Okay, what…what is happening.
H: (Heavy breath) Okay.
K: (Heavy sigh and laugh)
H: So when we shoot the spiders…
K: Well, shoot them with what?
H: With a, just a shooty.
K: Yeah.
H: They die sometimes and sometimes they flip over. Or is the flippy just when you Wingardium them?
K: It says, hold Z…push Z and then hold…hold Z. Z was the only thing you were supposed to be doing.
H: Okay.
K: But maybe I’m not using the right spell?
H: Ughhhhh
K: Ah!
H: We are still not…
K: Ah, maybe it’s only a special one. Like, see there’s these blue ones?
H: Oh, yeah.
K: Yeah.
H: So yeah, the blue one you…can flip it over.
K: Okay, the other ones you have to kill.
H: But then I pick it up and I don’t know what I’m doing,
K: I don’t…I, yeah. I don’t know. Okay, nuts to you, nuts to you!! Oh, my god.
H: Oh yes. I have…I’m sorry, I’m sorry.
K: Well! This is supposed to be so, so extra good here.
H: What do I do?? Stupid spider!
K: Okay. Do it! Why won’t you do it? Good cripes!
H: I can pick him up but I don’t know what I’m doing with him! Okay. He’s on my…I’m picking him up now. Flipping him over. He’s flipping over. I seem to…something happened that time.
K: Yeah, I don’t…where are you supposed to…where is it supposed to go?
H: Aragog only has one heart. Or two hearts. So we’ve done something right.
K: Hm. Drop it on him. Yeah? Maybe you’re supposed to just drop it on him?
H: Well that didn’t work. I can’t move it once it’s in the air.
K: You can’t?
H: No, it takes it right there.
K: Then it spins!
H: Oh! God!
K: And then it throws it at him!
H: Okay. Two times. There are so many spiders. Thank you for saving me, I’m still stuck in this thing. So we need the blue spider.
K: That one.
H: I don’t know what I’m doing. I don’t know…I’m doing…Ball. Sack. Get me out of the thing, oh my god!
K: Oh, shoot. No! I’m dying! Goodbye.
H: I saved you. I saved you my little friend.
K: At the last second.
H: The last possible second.
K: Yes, indeed. It…aw, I wanted a heart.
H: Okay!
K: Yeah, get it! Ah, it’s like he throws stuff at it, and it…spin it!
H: Oh, god. What is happening? What is the sequence of buttons I should push?
K: Just Z. And then tap Z. Tap Z and then hold Z?
H: I’m tapping…oh jeez.
K: Oh jeez. Oh jeez, oh jeez!! Aw…what? That was fast.
H: It’s okay the…
K: It’s okay. Get it, get it!
H: Alright spider. Show him who’s boss. Lift up! Oh, why? I don’t understand why that was…that was what I would call bad game-play.
K: I think…yeah is like…
H: Sometimes they spin! You know?
K: Are the controllers not…I don’t know what’s happening
H: No, the uh…the controllers are fine.
K: Okay, now we have to escape…part.
H: Okay, we have to escape.
K: What were we going for?
H: We…yes. We are now like, nine minutes in. That went really badly.
K: Yeah.
H: Sorry everyone, that was boring.
K: That was frustrating for us as well.
H: Ford Anglia has its own…oh! And it has a…motorcycle.
K: Yes.
H: Which one am I, I’m Ron?
K: You’re in the car.
H: Okay.
K: I am in the motorcycle.
H: (Singing) Oh, my goodness gracious me, I am not excited about this.
K: Fricking run away. A lot. Better. Better than that. You have to drive…
H: One of five!
K: You have to drive better than that, honey. Push down.
H: I don’t…I cannot see! I am pushing down!
K: (Laughing) Hello!
H: Oh, I just ran right into you.
K: (Laughing) Hello! I fell over. I fell over. I fell over. Aragog killed me. I got two of five? Five what?
H: Two of five. Two of five somethings? Ah, Aragog got me. Aragog me. Oh come on, this can’t be over.
K: No, it’s not.
H: We are so close to true wizard.
K: It’s one part.
H: Okay.
K: Confused what that was…wheee!!
H: Three of five!
K: I’m ramping everything!
H: I’m trying to, uh, trying to hit as many walls as possible so that I can…oh! Stop eating me Aragog! Jeezul Crease!
K: Jeezul Crease.
H: Jeezul...I think we…
K: Jeezula Crease!
H: Did we true wizard and I missed it?
K: Maybe? It looks very close. No, it’s not doing the thing.
H: It’s not doing the…I am upside down.
K: Yeah, a spider got you. No, maybe we did!
H: I got…I just knocked down…
K: There it is!!
H: There it is! True wizaarrrddds!
K: Yeah, sweet! Look out. Look out. Look out, Harry!
H: Oh, there’s a spider on my roof.
K: There’s a spider on everything. Oh my god, oh wow I just got…
H: This is imp…you cannot see anything.
K: Yeah, you cannot see anything.
H: And it’s split screen all the time.
K: Yeah, and this thing is impossible to control anyway. Hello! Hello, oh! Wow, why am I doing it? Uh…
H: Are you behind me?
K: Yeah, because you keep going so much farther ahead…
H: Well, I…I’m trying, I’m trying, I’m trying to slow down. Oh, there we are. Together is so much easier.
K: I’ve been, I’ve been…I’m being stomped by Aragog. Here we go, okay.
H: Arastomped!
K: Whoops!
H: I’m stuck on a pyramid.
K: Huh? Ooh, I found a…
H: Five of five! I can’t believe we managed to hit anything on purpose.
K: Yup. We did it.
H: Ah, stop stomping me Aragog! I would not call any of what we’ve done purposeful.
K: (Laughing) On purpose! It was all just an accident. This has just been a misunderstanding!
H: Go! Go car! Go! It’s all just a giant misunderstanding, I’m so sorry mister spider man! I did not mean to upset you or your children!
K: Woo-hoooo!!
H: Oh my god. More? More?
K: We continue going.
H: We continue going?
K: Yes.
H: I am on my butt in the…
K: We are almost there…there’s a spider on you.
H: Yes of course…there’s always a spider on me. I can’t believe you got the motorcycle, that looks fun. We are here! We are back! That scooter is awesome!
K: The scooter is a friend of the Ford Anglia apparently.
H: They’re buds. There was a giant pumpkin on my head and now it looks like I have a little pumpkin on my head.
K: Yeah. It looks like a pumpkin. Whoa! What’s up with your mouth?
H: What’s up with your face, man?
K: Why does her mouth look so weird?
H: Hermione! What is wrong with your face?
Both: (Mimicking characters) Hmmm
H: Basilisk?
K: Hmm. Well, friends.
H: Thank you for watching this episode of Hank and Katherine Play LEGO Harry Potter Years 1-4.
K: We…stunk it up as usual.
H: (Laughs). That was pretty stinky.
K: Do not…do not judge us.
H: Yes. Do not judge us.
K: For that. Uh, we tried our best.
H: Um…
K: At least we got the true wizardmanship.
H: Yes. True wizardmanship. You will not see us, we will not see you.
K: It’s true, but you will hear us next time on Hank and Katherine Play LEGO Harry Potter Years 1-4.
Both: Goodbye!