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Lydia takes over for episode 69!

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The Lizzie Bennet Diaries is a Primetime Emmy Award winning series based on Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice.
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Lydia Bennet - Mary Kate Wiles -
Jane Bennet - Laura Spencer -

Executive Producer - Hank Green -
Executive Producer - Bernie Su -
Producer - Jenni Powell -
Co-Executive Producer - Margaret Dunlap -
Associate Producer - Rachel Kiley -
Director - Bernie Su -
Writer - Rachel Kiley -
Cinematography - Jason Raswant -
Assistant Director - Stuart Davis -
Editor - Sam Mollo -
Transmedia Producer - Jay Bushman -
Transmedia Editor - Alexandra Edwards -
Production Designer - Katie Moest -
Makeup - Heather Begley
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Lydia: Hey everybody! The adorbs, like I said, is back! And do you know what is totally awesome? Asides for the adorbs of course. Charlotte's editing! Look, I'm on this side, and then... Ta-da!

[Lydia laughs]

Lydia: I know, I know, I'm amazing. But let's not get too cray-cray about the magic and forget about the milestone. My name is Lydia Bennet and this is episode 69!

[Lydia laughs uncontrollably, intro plays while Lydia continues to laugh]

Lydia: So, there's probably, like, one or two of you asking yourself 'Gee, where's Lizzie?' Well, my depressing older sister is spending her weekend at the Library. Reason number 9 as to why Lizzie Bennet is perpetually single. 

But don't worry loyal adorbites, we will still talk about Lizzie and her nerdiness. Now I know what you're thinking. 'OMG Lydia, if you're going to be Lizzie, who's going to be the adorbs?' 

[Jane walks into frame]

Jane: Hey Lydia, why can't I be Lizzie and you be you?

Lydia: Cuz I want to dress up, it's way more fun this way!

Jane: Okay.

Lydia as Lizzie: I'm going to the library.

Jane as Lydia: Oh, but aren't you doing independent study? Do you really need to go the library for that?

Lydia as Lizzie: I'm just super nerdy and have to live at the library with the books and the dust and the sadness because that's what nerdy people do.

Jane as Lydia: You have to put up a new video tomorrow. Does this mean I can do it for you?

Lydia: Time-out. Hey, do you think you could crank up the adorbs to like a bazillion. No offense, but you're totes in boresville.

Jane: Well you're a special snowflake, Lydia. No one could ever properly be you.

Lydia: Open yourself up to inhabiting another person. Or letting another person inhabit you. 

Jane: Wow, you are really taking this 69th video thing to heart.

Lydia: Oh my God, yes, that's totes something I would say! You got it!

Lydia as Lizzie: I would rather fill my brain with useless things dead people wrote than make a video and be super fun.

Jane as Lydia: OMG, does this mean you need someone else to do your videos for you? Cuz I totes got your back sis.

Lydia as Lizzie: Of course you can. Your videos are always way better than mine anyway. Four syllable word, dorky literary reference, snarky comment, mother freak out!

Jane as Lydia: Perf! It's gonna be supes adorbs and get you so many hits. Don't worry! Cuz the internet loves me and I love them, he he he, ha-wa-ha-ha. Oh, whaaaat?

Jane: Was that okay? I wasn't trying to insinuate that you think you're better than Lizzie or anything, I just thought with all the abbreviations and everything---

Lydia: Shut up! That was perfect! And I am supes adorbs for realsies.

[Lydia squeals and hugs Jane]

Lydia: Okay, but Jane, internet, we need to have a serious conversation about our... summer friends.

Jane: Okay?

Lydia: Darcy. Caroline. Bing. Everyone we've met this summer since Lizzie started her vlogs has totes filled our lives with drama and annoyance. 

Jane: No, that is not true. What about Mary? You hung out with her all summer.

Lydia: A) I did not just meet Mary, she's always been our cousin in case you forgot and B) Mary doesn't count because she was just with me, and I am an excellent judge of character. Unlike Lizzie. I'm just saying, they probably shouldn't be in our lives.

Jane: Well, I don't really see any of them coming back here, they're all in new cities now and moving onto other things. 

Lydia: But most of them live in LA and you live in LA, and you never know when you might run into them.

Jane: Sometimes, you never know.

Lydia: Yuck. They all suck. I liked it so much better when it was just you and me and Lizzie and Charlotte. And Mary. Mary's cool too. Hi Mary! 

I hope you guys listen to me. It's almost a new year and that means new people and new places and new super fun times! No more angst and drama and stupid people who don't matter. We work best, just us.

Jane: Alright! You're right. And I hope everyone gets a happy ending.

[Lydia snorts and laughs]

Lydia: And that was Episode 69. 

[outro plays]