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Hank and Katherine New Years Questions EXTRAS!
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Uploaded: | 2018-12-28 |
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Stuff that didn't make it into the final video on Vlogbrothers :-)
0:00-1:58
*SKIBIDI by LITTLEBIG plays*
H: Did something wrong.
*song starts again*
H: What did I-- oh, I'm not doing the other arm.
*song starts again*
H:Did it again.
*song starts again*
H:*laughs*
*song starts again*
K: Just missed the cue! Cuz', I don't know. I don't know when its coming in.
*song starts again*
*laughing*
*song starts again*
H:I don't know what happened? It paused itself?
*song starts again*
*laughing*
*song starts again*
*laughing*
H: Did you keep looking?
K: Yeah.
H: Good.
K: What do you mean? Of course, I did.
H: I only did it that last time. Where I kept looking.
K: Yeah, you'll see. You'll see.
H: Liz wants to know whats your opinion on cheesecake?
K: Ugh.
H: Cake is great, cheese is great...
K: *sighs* I mean,
H: I don't--
K: I'm fairly lactose intolerant. Especially to, like, the softer..
H: Mmmm, wetter cheeses.
K: --softer, soggier cheeses.
H: Yeah.
K: That may be part of the reason I don't like cheesecake that much. Also don't really like the texture. It's like a mousse-y
H: Right.
K: Creamy, mousse-y thing? But like I'd rather have a mousse.
H: I'd also rather have--
K: Which is lighter, I think.
H: Right.
K: Maybe the cheesecake I've had have been too heavy, but I like a lighter mousse.
H: You know what I want is, like, those cheesecake cups. I don't want a slice of cheesecake.
K: Yeah, like one bite of cheesecake.
H: Yeah.
K: I'm good. Like, you go to New York City and they're like, "Let me slice you off this pillar!"
H: Yeah.
K: "From this pillar of cheesecake!"
H: "Would you like 25,000 calories of sugar and cheese?"
1:59-4:00
H: I, uh, when I was in high school we sold cheesecakes for like, our band trip--
K: Yeah, I feel like, uh, I remember that.
H: -- for some reason, and of course my mom bought like, ten of them--
K: Oh God, and then they're just around--
H: -- to help me get to my quota, and then I just like, our garage freezer was full of cheesecakes. We had to keep eating cheesecake for like, year. It was a terrible decision.
K: Ew, that makes me feel nauseated just thinking about all that cheesecake all, all together in one place.
H&K: *laughing*
H: What Hogwarts house do you think our baby's gonna get sorted into?
K: Right now, he's a Slytherin.
H&K: *laughing*
K: He's a scorpio. (*"I don't know" hand motion and face*)
H: Oh, and I thought- I was like "What does that mean?" but that's just the month he's born in.
K: Yeah.
H: That's his, I--
K: Yeah, That's his--
H: -- I know nothing!
K: -- that's his zodiac sign!
H: Yeah, and I was like "That's not a Hogwarts house! What are you talking about?"
K: *laughing*
H: That one sounds like Malfoy's, great aunt.
H: Matt wants to know why there's a dog door in the house in "Home Alone" when there is clearly no dog living in that house.
K: You ever moved into a house somebody else lived in?
H: You ever had a dog die on ya, Matt?
K: *gasp* Okay! I mean, I thought I was being a little fresh and sassy and then you were like "MATT. STOP BEIN' A JACKASS!"
H: It's called the lord's toot!
H: Has Cameo learned to love Orin?
K: Oh no.
H: No.
K: He gives her treats sometimes now, so she's like "Okay, I guess you're okay."
H: Mhm.
K: She's sitting over there, in that chair - I can see half of her face.
H: *snickers* Yeah, she's just watching us!
K: -- One eye,
H: What are you guys are doing, let me know when you're done.
H: Court says, "I just want Katherine to roast me TBH."
K: Is that a thing that I do?
H: I dunno, you're a little bit...
H&K: *laughing*
H: Uh,
K: Wow, that just got turned around on me real fast!
H: "Nugget scribe?--
K: Especially--
H: More like, p- plug it,--"
K: Pfhhh, "more like, Honey Mustard... writer."
H: Oh, I see what you did.
K: YOU'VE BEEN HAZED!
4:01-6:02
H: *Cameo kisses Katherine* Oh, kitty givin' momma kishses! Wow, are you hungry?
K: My nose is wet.
H: Only if it's very hot outside--
K: Yeah,if it's--
H: do I like getting caught in the rain, and even then I don't want a piña colada.
K: No.
H: I wanna tectonic!
K: *laughing*
H: I just found out about tequila and tonics you guys.
K: I didn't have any gin in the house, but I did have lots of tequila, and also some tonic, and Hank was like "Well?"
K: We didn't have any vodka, either. Like--
H: Nope! No vodka!
K: I don't know what happened--
H: We have SO MUCH TEQUILA.
K:--to the vodka in the kitchen. We have so much tequila.
H: One of them's very nice, it's like, we haven't opened yet, it it's so nice. Where did it come from?
K: I bought it this summer thinking that I was gonna like, have a fun summer...
H&K: *laughing*
H: "What was I thinking?"
K: I don't kn- *H&K laughing*
K: "Oh! Maybe I'm gonna like, have a fun summer where like, I make myself a drink after Orin goes to bed and go outside and like, sit in the backyard--
H: Mmmm.
K: --and I did not do that.
H: That sounds nice!
K: Yeah, no, but I didn't do it because I was like *mock sleeping*
H: Yeah.
H: I got him up from his nap recently and he was like, groggy--
K: *laughing*
H: --and lookin' weird, and I was like, "You okay buddy?" and he was like "Yeah" and I was like "Are hippo and foxy okay?" and he said "Yeah, foxy momma hippo baby."
K: *gasps* Wow--
H: And I was like, *"okay then" hand motion*
K: Okay?
K: He has like, three different fish that he plays with in the tub, and one them's a daddy fish and one of them's a mommy fish and one of them's a baby fish - And he's like,
H: *snickers*
K: --very--
H: Yeah.
K: He's making those--
H: ...Tied to those identities.
K: relationships.
H&K: Yeah.
H: We have a friend who did- who's, uh, the, the, the mother is taller than the father--
K: Mmmm.
H: And the, her, their daughters, did it backward, where like, the big fish would be momma fish.
H&K: *laughing*
H* It took a - took a while to uh, adjust to the- societal reality.
H: Ooh, you've got a lotta junk on your pants! Whoof!
K: It's because I'm - I'm always kneelin' down on the ground with that baby--
H: Yeah.
K: -- and these pants are like--
H: They're fuzzy.
K: --they're fuzzy, so they, grab it, they grab it.
H: Mhm, and cat hair.
K: Cat hair. Kitty fuzz. Kitty fuzz everywhere.
H: It's worth it.