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In which John gives an update on the team's standings and future games.

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Hello and welcome to Hankgames without Hank and welcome to a Swoodilypooper status update. It's April 10th 2015. As you can see there on the right hand of the screen Wayne Rooney is our leading scorer but John Green is second and John Green is also sixth. Manchester United is still in first place, the Swindon Town Swoodilypoopers are in second. However if we go to look at the... First off let's look at the League Cup. How did that go? Let's see, that's how round one went and then round two and then round three and then round four and then the semi-finals and the fi... Oh, we won! We beat Manchester United! Alright.

Then if you go to the Barclays Premier League and go to the league table here we will see that yes, we are two points - The goal differential obviously overwhelmingly in favor of Manchester United - and we are two points behind them. However we have a game in hand. They have played 30 games, we have only played 29. That means if we win out we are guaranteed to win the Barclays Premier League. We have the narrowest of advantages so, OK. But of course we probably won't win out because, you know, we're the Swoodilypoopers and yeah. Alright.

So that's how that's going. As far as the F.A. Cup is going, as you can see right here we've got... In the semi-finals we beat Birmingham City and Chelsea beat Fulham and that means that on the 16th May 2015 we will be taking on Chelsea in the F.A. Cup final.

Those are our two remaining competitions. I believe that we can win both of them but we will have to have an amazing run. I'm gonna show you the calendar real quick before I go. As you can see we're up to these, we're back to these, like, two a week games. So we've got Aston Villa and we've got, and we've got Arsenal, we've got Bolton, that should be a winnable game. Villa should be a winnable game. Arsenal's gonna be tough. Then we've got Wolves, that should be winnable, Wigan, that should be winnable. Our schedule is lending itself to winning. Fulham, a totally winnable game, Burnley, I mean, I didn't even know they were in the Premier League, Everton, that's gonna be tough, West Brom, that's winnable and that's our last game.

So, I mean, it's a pretty good schedule (sighs) but Manchester United's only lost two games all season and they have hardly any draws so we need to score and we need to win. I believe that we can do it. That is the update. Thank you for supporting the Swindon Town Swoodilypoopers and best wishes.