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In which Hank figures out how to turn into a girl, defeats a troll and then learns lumos.
Last time on "Hank Green Plays LEGO Harry Potter Years 1-4" I was trying to get into this girl's bathroom, but I could not because I don't look like a girl. So I tried to open up all of these things but I couldn't find all of the things, so, uh what I figured out was that if you shoot this guy...hello! He like, freaks out, and he's like "I will give you girl hair!" That makes perfect sense, of course that's what I would do. Is give you girl hair.

Hello, I'm a girl hair! Yes, let me in. Let me in let me in! Oh Hermione is so sad. It's very sad. Except that there's a troll, so she should probably be a little more freaked the frick out! I'm I hate it when it's wet in the bathroom. I hate it when the floor is wet.

Ah, what, what? I forgot that I was a bloodthirsty troll! Troll in the dungeon! Duck. Wait. Wait, I'm Harry Potter, wouldn't you rather kill me? Okay I would rather kill you. What a pleasant..thank you for asking! Look at all of those blue bolts. What the? I want all the blue bolts. What am I doing?

What am I? Get....Ohhhh! Whoa whoa, hey there ho there. Confused. Okay I'm sweeping, I'm sweeping. Sweeping is probably not what I need to be doing right now. But look, I'm sweeping! Oh, man. Oh there's somebody else in here? Oh. student in peril rescued.

Oh jeez. Oh jeez. Oh jeez-o creez-o. Alright can I pick this up? Oh I can pick that one up. Oh I dropped it on his head. Take that dungeon-butt. Ahhh! Take that dungeon-butt. That's...his name is dungeon-butt the troll.

Oh I was doin' a thing, man. Dungeon-butt the trol..ah..euh..eeeeh! Don't throw that at me! Don't you throw that at me! Don't don'! Dungeon-butt, I'm trying to do a thing. ah. Can't you see? Yes. Yes I'm s...Oh I can grab the thing that you're throwing at me! That is clever. Do it. Do it, I dare you.

Oooooh bam! Bam on the troll head! Oh I gotta get you now. Use it! Use it on him! Drop that club on his head! Oh yes, yes I am so good at being Ron!

Eh, troll bogeys. Ah? Ah? Oh, oops. Limping. Limping Professor Snape he's a limper. He's limping! Limper. What does it mean? Oh, why is it so stinky in there? Oh, thank you for making it smell like flower bolts.

Wow, that is now how Hermione would have acted in that situation. Yes, what's underneath your turban Professor Quirrell?


Free play, unlocked! I can..I am not a True Wizard I can tell you that. Student in Peril, rescued! I thought I did two of them, but maybe I only did one of them. Gold bricks! Continue story.

What an excellent job I did, if I do say so myself. I...yes. Green pot! Green pot pot green pot. Um, so yeah, loading screen. Not as cool as the infinite grid. Uh, have to say. But you know, still worth checking out.

All this stuff. Oh man. What are you doing? What are you doing? Ehh! Why do they make that noise? It's weird. Following the ghost bolts, following the ghost bolts. What would happen if I jumped off of here? It doesn't let you. It doesn't let you, that's what happens. It's not possible. I wanted to try to die, so what?

What is..that looks familiar. What is that thing? I don't remember. I don't remember what they're called. Someone, I'm sure, would have told me. Hello hiding in the corner bolt.

Where am I going? I thought I was going..but I wasn't. He went this way. Yes, you Are you finally gonna break? No, never gonna break?

(Singing) Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and..desert you? Hurt you is the last one.

Bloop! Wow, all the bolts went over the edge. Great, that was fantastic. Where are we going now? Are we going back to learn more stuff? Are we going to learn stuff? I like learning stuff.

(mumbles like Scooby Doo)

That was Scooby Doo. Oh? What is that noise? Oh, we made a disco ball. It's always good. Disco dancing is always good, Ron. Don't let them shine..rain on your disco parade. What are we doing? This is weird. Oh, jeez! 

Are you hiding them? Oh, Lumos. We are learning Lumos. That's good. I'm sure that it will come in handy. Z. Yes, look at my little blue wand. I have a blue wand. It's bluey.

Now hold C to select different spells, yes I figured that out earlier. Use 1 and 2 to cycle through them. Clever. Okay, hello professor. Hello. You can now hold C..yes yes, you already told me that. 

Yes! Let's get you back to where you came from, thing. Put you in a spot. I wanna be Harry! I wasn't looking. I wasn't looking to see if I could find things. That's a weird thing to have in class. 

Sleepy! Oh, I can hold..excellent. I did not even think that I was doing the thing, but I did that thing. Okay, good job everybody so far. So far. Everybody come over here. Um, I need to cycle through..nope! That's not it.
I need to cycle through to this so that I can do this. I don't know what's going..hey guys can you come over here? Guys? Instead of just douching around? I need some help, maybe a little bit. 

Nope, that wasn't good. What are you doing now? This is not good. This was badly done. Let's see if..nope. Oh, badly done. Oh they're stuck together. Okay. I'm not that good at spatial relationships. But, maybe this will work. 

Nope, it didn't work. Maybe you have to put it down here. No, come on! Gahh I don't like it. Oh, no, obviously not what I meant to do. Are they spelling words? What am I doing? What am I..geh, guh, Hermione! Does it make a 9?

Okay I've got a plan. Ah, nope. No, that is not part of my plan. Okay, next time on "Hank Green Plays LEGO Harry Potter" Oh that's obviously what I needed to do. Why didn't I think of that. I will finish this. 

No! What the frick? I will do this. I will have already done it. Next time on "Hank Green Plays LEGO Harry Potter Years 1-4." You will see will not see me and I will not see you and I will answer the phone. And all of that stuff will happen. Goodbye.