Let's Play LEGO Hanky Potter #45 - Escape Vehicle
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Hank (H): Hello and welcome to "Hank and Katherine Play LEGO Harry Potter Years 1-4." Katherine just found a snake.
Katherine (K): Always finding snakes in unlikely places.
H: Maybe I need to talk to the snake about..what's up. Because it's my job, I talk to snakes.
K: No, that's...no that's that kind of snake.
H: No, I don't think it is, I think it..what?
K: What just happened?
H: Did I just die? I did, I just died
K: You did just...fall off of the edge.
H: So, just know, for future reference...
K: That you have to...yeah. 'Cause it's far down there, but you're like, way up in the air, man.
H: Way up in the air, man.
K: Okay, so are we in the great hall? At the very top, tippity top?
H: Are we up..upstairs in the great hall?
K: Okay, I'm still doing stuff back here!
H: I'm also doing stuff!
K: It makes it very difficult, when you go away, for me to achieve anything in the...ahhh you son of a...
H: I went out the door 'cause I was trying to go do more stuff in this 8 square foot area.
K: Yeah, well, I'm just sayin'.
H: Oh, it goes over here. It goes over here. Bring it over here. See the little purple thing in front of me.
K: Yeah. I see it.
H: I couldn't figure out wha...where it went.
K: Aaaand then what does this do? Okay, what's that? Is that a pixie? That the pixie?
H: It's a pixie.
K: It's a pixie, I have to shoot it?
H: Oh jeez, what the frick!? I was carrying a thing. Why?
K: Yeah. It's probably best if you don't carry anything. Huh! Okay.
H: I was..but I had to!
K: Have I..have I...do I have enough space?
H: It was the torch. You keep go, keep go.
K: I can keep go?
K: Okay. Ahhhh!
H: That went a long way, like I'm gonna do right now, weeeeee! Okay, right, put that over here.
K: Okay, okay I need the right spell on first.
H: Yes. You are the pixie death.
K: Euhhhh! Heavier than it looks. I don't know why sometimes it's hard, okay.
H: Alright, I made it, I got one of these for you.
K: Ye-aah that's right bishh, I'm gonna go across that thing.
H: I'm just gonna make this jump.
H: Nope. You're gonna make this for me! Aww jeez!
K: (laughs) You suck.
H: On the wall, Harry, on the wall.
K: Oh god, those spiders are really good at makin' webs, man.
H: You know it. That's their job. What's this thing?
K: I don't know. Doin' a dance! (singing) doo doo doooo! dododododo!
H: Stick out your little LEGO hips, Hermione.
K: Aw what is..it's got a thing. What are you supposed to put a key in there or something?
H: I don't know. But I don't know that we can, I don't know that we have...
K: Is there not a key back...oh there was a, um, there's like a chest back there we couldn't open.
H: Oh, okay. Oh, there's so many chests I can't open. Ahhhhhh!
K: Oh, there's Dementors!
K: Oh look at these gargles.
H: Death to you, now!
K: Ahhhh! Oh, thank you for saving me, Harry Potter. I don't...I do not like...
H: No problem, young lady.
K: I do not like Dementors. Hey, I found a snake!
H: I see, I see a rhinopsicle. Up in this tree.
K: I found a snake horn.
H: Snake horn!
K Snake horn. That is not the right word.
H: Okay we've gotta..okay we need a rhinopsicle, bone, and the other thing you already got.
K: Yeah, I got it, the snake horn.
H: So where is the bone? Hello, bone. Alright, you made that.
K: I think I made an ax to chop this tree down.
H: Chop it! Chop it!
K: I don't like to chop things down.
H: Just a...just a little bit of it.
K: Oh, there's your rhinopsicle.
H: Yeah, you chopp...that's where it was.
K: Put it in! Uhh! (laughs)
K: What the frick is this crap?
H: Stupid game mechanics! Don't you unders..oh oh nope, wrong way.
K: Down here, honey.
H: Yes there is a...there is a...weeee! Okay, well, look before you leap. Uh.
K: Or just leap, you know, whatever.
H: Ehh, whoa, okay he needs to go up there to be a perchy bird.
H: I broke your break.
K: Hello, bookshelf!
H: And there's a Hermione shelf in there. There's something right to your right, here, too.
K: I know, I know. Don't...
H: Yeah! What do you mean don't!? You wanted that! You wanted the...
K: I did but I wanted to see what I needed to do, at the same time. Skeleton!
H: Oh, skeleton hand...I'm just gonna go up here.
K: You okay, person? Is that Mrs. Trelawny?
H: Are you okay? Let me shoot you again to make sure.
K: Well I don't know, maybe she needed a good shooting.
H: Yes, she just needed to be whapped.
K: Yeah, whacked out of her...
K: Yeah. Stupid stupor.
H: Her stupidness.
K: It's a good thing I can climb with this bone in my hand.
H: It is a good thing, otherwise this game would be unbeatable. Oh that's where the thing is, so you do that, and I'm gonna take a drink at the...sorry!
K: Why did you just Patronus?
H: What the frick?
K: See, sometimes
K: It doesn't want to do it.
H: I've got the buh..the beef! Harry Potter's got the beef!
K: (singing) Got the buh, the beef!
H: buhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuh beef!
K: Wow, you needed the beef to build that bridge.
H: Yeah, I did that with my arms.
K: Beef built bridge.
H: The bridge that beef built. Ah! Ahh! No, I hit the button, I hit the button, I hit the button! Jeez, if you didn't have to wind up so much.
K: I know, you do have to wind up. You really gotta focus when you're doing that.
H: You do.
K: Wait, is there...ohhh...well I thought...
H: Oh, I didn't know I was going somewhere, and it was a cut-scene and it ohh noo Pipple!
K: Ohh noo Pipple! I don't like the Pipple hanging down out of the cloak. It's not my favorite part. No, I'm running away!
H: Wha..are you a special Dementor?
K: Ahhh! You deal with those guys, I'm gonna do something else! I burnt...I burnt a thing?
H: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
K: Oh my god I was being sucked in!
H: Oh but you hit him with it.
K: I did not. I did not hit him with nothing.
H: Well he got a plunger in the face. So that's good.
K: Well maybe he..maybe he sucks...
H: He sucked the plunger into his face. Oh god there's so many! Oh, there's so many now.
K: Uhh, I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing. But I...
H: Oh, I'm being sucked. Getting my balls sucked...off.
K: I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing here but I feel like I am not doing it.
H: Noooo! Nooo. He needs to suck us in and then...
K: I tried it twice!
H: I did too. I also turned into ice. Ahhhh! Okay, he's only got one more!
H: One more fart.
K: Alright, wait. Oh there we go. Okay, now turn it over.
H: The part where you, uh...
K: The plunger comes out..
H: Where you just, like, stood there, oh I just got killed. While that thing shot fire through your face? That was pretty impressive.
K: Oh yeah. No, I'm good. I like fire. Fire is better than Dementor cold.
H: Yeah, it keeps us warm. Ah, ehh!
K: We need the fire.
H: Oh my god there's so many Dementors, man.
K: Run around, man, you gotta just run around, just keep mov...run around from 'em.
H: They're so fast! They're faster than me.
K: I know, I don't know. I don't know, I, I have no defense. So. I just have to keep running around.
H: And sometimes I can do the thing really fast but sometimes I can't. Okay, you're dead now. Alright, suck that..awww he made us into icicle cubes again. Nice spin. Yeah, get a plunger in your face!
K: Yeah, you gonna get a plunger in your face! Come on, Sirius, man, it's time to get out of this thing, we brought a...we brought you an escape vehicle!
H: We brought you a Buckbeak for work, to make on, to go bye!
K: Come on, get on this escape vehicle and make your escape! I suggest...
H: (mumbles in a funny voice)
K: Yee-haw! I will see you!
H: Ehhh? Ah we were just...we're over...it's cool, it's just we live in a magic place.
H: Ohohohoh well done young people!
K: I salute you, young people!
H: I salute your nut-bucket. Thank you for watching this episode of "Hank and Katherine Play LEGO Harry Potter Years 1-4." My name is Hank...
K: And I am Katherine.
H: Uh, you will not see us next time, and we will not see you either.
H: I can't believe we got 98% True Wizard
H: (Laughs) She's clutching her heart, as if her heart hurts really bad from not getting True Wizard.
K: It does hurt.
H: There's an annotation in the top right hand side if you wanna watch the next one, but, uhhh...you will hear us. Goodbye.