Lizzie: Well I'm back! And I'm not going anywhere ever again!

You know that annoying feeling you get when you're swamped for a week, and your best friend cons your older sister into hijacking your video blog? Okay, you probably can't relate to that.

But you know what? I'm not mad at Charlotte. Good for her. Way to take initiative! 

But Charlotte, please don't do that again. And do not do any of your cute annotations on this video. Like your devil drawings, or your voice over commentaries, or funny mustaches. Or any other ideas in that brilliant mind of yours. Don't do it! uh-uh.

Okay, now that everything is back to normal, lets just go back to the video blog. Because after all, my name is Lizzie Bennet and this is:

[Intro plays]

Lizzie: So as you saw in my previously hijacked video, Jane and Charlotte --but really Charlotte-- went a bit creative with their interpretation of last week's events. Oh Charlotte, always "dramatizing." But of course, totally untrue. Like completely, utterly impossible. I mean come on. 

Lizzie: [as Darcy] I've been thinking about the pleasure a pair of fine eyes in the face of a pretty woman can bestow. 

Lizzie: Who says that!?

But I do love Charlotte. Someday she'll be a great and talented film making person of some sort, fulfilling all her dreams! And then there will be these crowds of admirers, and I'll go "Make way! Make way for the best friend!" That'd be me, this girl.

So a lot of you are probably wondering, hey where is Charlotte? Well fortunately she's not here... No! I-I didn't mean it like that. I just mean it would be totally weird if she was standing there by the camera while I was talking about her like this. Awkward. But my dear Charlotte is on her way over here, because we are about to go out to lunch. So she should be here any moment. 

...

Lizzie: That's weird, she's usually unnervingly punctual. 

(Knocks on door) 

Lizzie: Finally! 

Charlotte: Hi.

Lizzie: Hi.

Charlotte: Are you shooting without me? 

Lizzie: Don't worry, only nice things, come say hi. 

Charlotte: But I'm starving. 

Lizzie: Well, it'll only take a second. 

Charlotte: So what are you talking about today?

Lizzie: You actually. 

Charlotte: You're talking about me? 

Lizzie: Well, your life and future success and happiness. 

Charlotte: Ah, your imaginary fantasy land again. 

Lizzie: I do know what's going to happen. You're going to famous and successful and most of all, happy. 

Charlotte: That's very sweet, but no you don't. 

Lizzie: I know you. I know how your mind works. I know how hard you work. Your brain, plus your skills, plus your attitude, plus your annoyingly perfect skin, equals 100 percent success! 

Charlotte: I hate to burst your bubble Lizzie, but success is mostly luck. Luck, hard work and more luck. I've seen it. 

Lizzie: When did you become such a Debbie Downer? 

Charlotte: It's just that, no matter how prepared you are and no matter how what sort of person you are, you can't predict happiness. 

(Charlotte takes bite of food) 

Charlotte: Too many variables. 

Lizzie: Wow... how... robotic of you. 

Charlotte: By robotic do you mean practical? 

Lizzie: Cynical? 

Charlotte: Sensible? 

Lizzie: Clinical? 

Charlotte: Hungry? 

(Charlotte takes another bite of food) 

Charlotte: Can we please go to lunch now? 

Lizzie: Yeah, um, just uh let me wrap up. I'll meet you downstairs.

Charlotte: Okay.  

(Charlotte leaves) 

Lizzie: Okay I love you Charlotte but that is ridiculous. 

(fake mustache and beard appear on Lizzie's face, with the words "love You 2- Char :)") 

[Outro plays]