Hank: I do not want to be the president of the United States of America cuz I want something more ambitious than that. I want to be America's Sock Man. And I know you're thinking to yourself, "that can't be more ambitious than wanting to lead the entire country!" But no! Because there have been 45 men who have been president of the United States of America.

I don't want to be the 46th anything. I want to be the Number One, the FIRST EVER SOCK MAN of America. Socks designed by a different independent artist EVERY-SINGLE-MONTH!!

Delivered to your doorstep to SURPRISE AND DELIGHT you. You can cancel any time. Every bit of profit from the Awesome Socks Club it gets donated to make the world a more fair and just place.

You get your first pair of socks if you use the code [FIRSTSOCK6] in the link in my bio for just $6. And you no longer need to even be an adult. No, we have kids socks. Now available so that a parent and a child can wear the same socks because that's cute! Socks for your kids, feet socks for your style, and socks for a better world. Socks at the link in my bio!