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Extended Version of Craig Fun
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Craig: well you did the same thing hank
Hank: I started recording before I I said anything so now I have that you just saying that
Craig: that's good, please put that in people will be very confused
Hank: do you know how the videos start
Craig: how your videos start
Hank: yes
Craig: good morning John
Hank: good job
[craig's voice singing "vlogbrothers"]
Hank: what — how do your videos start
Craig: lately it's been different every time but I like 20 seconds in, there will be "WheezyWaiter" [singing]
Hank: why don't I have theme music
Craig: well you don't need it, i think you're doing fine without
Hank: we used to, back in the day we had the [singing] and then for a wile we had [singing] for like a little bit, and then it was like [singing for a long time]
Craig: that's kinda long
Hank: it was too long
Craig: how 'bout I'll make one for ya
[craig sings "vlogbrothers"]
Hank: the great thing is I'm going to put that in as the intro and then we're going to have that conversation
Craig: that sounds good I love it
Hank: so people have suggested things that we should do together and questions we should ask each other
Craig: okay
Hank: let's start with this question: "would you rather have a butt for a face or a face for a butt"
Craig: wait so if I have a face for a butt does that mean I have a butt for... I just would have two faces
Hank: two faces: butt face and face face
Craig: well obviously I was
Hank: yeah yeah yeah, two faces
Craig: yeah two faces! because I need to eat!
Hank: if you had a butt face you would eat through the butt and poop through through your other butt — I'm saying you would poop out the face
Craig: but the butt would wouldn't have any teeth... or would it? would the butt have teeth
Hank: nah I think it'd just be smoothies
Hank: no I mean the thing is no one ever sees your butt so no one has to to know
Craig: but you would have to sit on it
Hank: yeah but— the thing you don't know about me
Hank: part of my faustian bargain for YouTube fame
Hank: if you're gonna get famous on YouTube but you got to have a butt face
Craig: a face butt
Hank: let's do a suggestion for an activity
Craig: k
Hank: zero efficiency says, "hide"
[they hide]
Craig: it's really easy to hide it from a camera
[they both jump up and shout]
Craig: yeah why is there toilet paper on the floor over here
Hank: eh, yknow, poop
Hank: Jessica wants us to play one word story, do you know what that is?
Craig: yes we just we make a story with one word at a time
Hank: yeah
both, alternating: the big giant had money so he decided to make more dogs lackadaisically put monkeys in other cupboards so once he got to open boxes of chocolate inside the monkey he was satisfied
Hank: that's gonna take a lot of editing, it's gotta be worth it
Ante says "egale punch competition"
Hank: I think probably means Eagle
Craig: do you have an Eagle in here
Hank: oh there's all over the place
[movie magic, there are eagles]
Craig: oh there's one
Hank: they're coming at us now!
[they punch them]
Craig: wait what's the competition
Hank: gotta get a lot!
Hank: I don't know who won but I'll find out what I'm editing
Craig: okay
Hank: Joseph says high five using feet
Craig: do I have to take my shoes off
Hank: I don't think so , you can have gloves on and that's still a high five right
Craig: that's a good point
[they do]
Hank: Wow that last one was satisfying
Craig: ah we're 36-year-old men aren't we
Hank: are you also 36?
Craig: I am!
Hank: oh I didn't know you were a 1980 boy
Craig: yeah did you think I was older or younger
Hank: I thought you were around my age, I just didn't know you were a 1980 boy
Craig: 1980 boy
Craig: we both remember the days of network television Saturday morning cartoons
Hank: I do I had our big crush on a girl from Cities of Gold
Craig: I don't know what that is Cities of Gold
Hank: [singing] children of the Sun Sun soon you're gonna find that your destiny
Hank: it's a - it wasn't on for very long
Craig: do you remember gummy bears?
[both, singing] gummy bear bouncing here and there and everywhere
[just hank] high adventure that's beyond compare
Craig: I don't remember it as well
Hank: I always wanted to do a punk cover of that song
[both, singing] we are the gummy bears!
Hank: one person suggested we sing so we already did that
Craig: boom, done, sweet
Hank: sweetChuck says we should clone ourselves
Craig: we should clone ourselves... well that's more editing for you. well I mean... it's real I have a cloning machine. I didn't bring it with me, so you're gonna have to edit
Hank: oh you know what I've always wanted
Craig: what
Hank: I've always wanted to get punched by a wheezy clone
Craig: I'll go get a wheezy clone for you
Hank: okay
[craig walks out of the frame, then back]
:Craig": hello I'm a clone of wheezy waiter
Hank: you're making this edit really easy for me
"Craig": I don't know that you mean
"Craig": you ready to be punched?
Hank: I think I'm ready, my dreams are coming true
[punch sound effect]
Hank: it was good!
["craig" walks out of the frame, then back]
Craig: how was that? how was the punch
Hank: it was... all my dreams... came true
Craig: yeah, okay
Hank: Phoenix wants us to scream for four minutes which is a thing that I feel like doing anyway after this week
Craig: okay all right
Hank: three two one
[screaming]
[clip of continuous screaming is sped up and muted]
Hank: Michael wants us to kiss
[they do, kind of]
both: we did it!
Hank: Kate wants to know was there a moment during the the tour when we were on tour together any times when we were at each other's throats?
Hank: ...aside from just now we were actually making out
both: no, no
Hank: you're pretty mild mannered, I'm pretty mild mannered
Craig: we're all pretty mild
Hank: like anytime I think we were at each other's throats it was like just just like this, like we were close to each others throats because we were sleeping
Craig: yeah we also rode in separate vehicles
Hank: it's true, like it's only the intervehicle is when you spend the most time with other people
Craig: were you ever at anyone's throat in your vehicle
Hank: uhhh... ["sort of" hand motion] ...no, I like... there was definitely like this isn't going as planned, we are, like... everyone is like... let's just be quiet
Hank: I don't want to make a ruckus! [emphatically] I don't want to make a ruckus!
Hank: Lucy says, "make old man noises"
Hank: I think that this is the main old man noise: [makes a strained noise while getting up]
Craig: I do that
Craig: I don't know why you feel the need to tighten up when standing up, since like, I can talk normal while standing up or sitting down but sometimes I will [strained voice] actually go like this
Hank: like I gotta concentrate on not pooping right now
Hank: Soonie says pillow fight
[they do]
Hank: Michael Aranda suggests, a day in the life of Orrin green starring Hank green as dead and Craig benzine as baby
[they do that too]
Hank: so of all the eagles which is your favorite to punch
Craig: the uh... stock photo of the Eagle that I have on my computer
Hank: you don't know what kind of Eagle it is?
Craig: uh, no
Hank: I think it's a golden eagle
Hank: hey Craig thanks for joining me on this exceptionally weird episode of vlogbrothers in which I distract myself from the current state of the world
Craig: you're welcome um I'm here for you Hank and thanks for letting me be here instead of you know probably in a gutter somewhere. it's where I'd be.
Hank: you might be in a hotel room changing pants
Craig: are you saying my pants are dirty?
Hank: that's what I like to do whenever—whenever I get back to a hotel room.
Craig: change your pants?
Hank: "I'm going to need new pants"
Craig: right away
Hank: I got to get the world off of me
Craig: I will say that I I don't necessarily feel like I need to change my pants, but I do feel like taking off my pants whenever I like get home from somewhere or to a hotel room
Hank: yeah these days pants are tighter than they used to be
Hank: well thanks for joining us what do we say at the end of the videos
Craig: John I'll see you on Tuesday [winks, with sound effect]
Hank: did you wink?
Craig: I did
Hank: yeeeeah
Hank: I started recording before I I said anything so now I have that you just saying that
Craig: that's good, please put that in people will be very confused
Hank: do you know how the videos start
Craig: how your videos start
Hank: yes
Craig: good morning John
Hank: good job
[craig's voice singing "vlogbrothers"]
Hank: what — how do your videos start
Craig: lately it's been different every time but I like 20 seconds in, there will be "WheezyWaiter" [singing]
Hank: why don't I have theme music
Craig: well you don't need it, i think you're doing fine without
Hank: we used to, back in the day we had the [singing] and then for a wile we had [singing] for like a little bit, and then it was like [singing for a long time]
Craig: that's kinda long
Hank: it was too long
Craig: how 'bout I'll make one for ya
[craig sings "vlogbrothers"]
Hank: the great thing is I'm going to put that in as the intro and then we're going to have that conversation
Craig: that sounds good I love it
Hank: so people have suggested things that we should do together and questions we should ask each other
Craig: okay
Hank: let's start with this question: "would you rather have a butt for a face or a face for a butt"
Craig: wait so if I have a face for a butt does that mean I have a butt for... I just would have two faces
Hank: two faces: butt face and face face
Craig: well obviously I was
Hank: yeah yeah yeah, two faces
Craig: yeah two faces! because I need to eat!
Hank: if you had a butt face you would eat through the butt and poop through through your other butt — I'm saying you would poop out the face
Craig: but the butt would wouldn't have any teeth... or would it? would the butt have teeth
Hank: nah I think it'd just be smoothies
Hank: no I mean the thing is no one ever sees your butt so no one has to to know
Craig: but you would have to sit on it
Hank: yeah but— the thing you don't know about me
Hank: part of my faustian bargain for YouTube fame
Hank: if you're gonna get famous on YouTube but you got to have a butt face
Craig: a face butt
Hank: let's do a suggestion for an activity
Craig: k
Hank: zero efficiency says, "hide"
[they hide]
Craig: it's really easy to hide it from a camera
[they both jump up and shout]
Craig: yeah why is there toilet paper on the floor over here
Hank: eh, yknow, poop
Hank: Jessica wants us to play one word story, do you know what that is?
Craig: yes we just we make a story with one word at a time
Hank: yeah
both, alternating: the big giant had money so he decided to make more dogs lackadaisically put monkeys in other cupboards so once he got to open boxes of chocolate inside the monkey he was satisfied
Hank: that's gonna take a lot of editing, it's gotta be worth it
Ante says "egale punch competition"
Hank: I think probably means Eagle
Craig: do you have an Eagle in here
Hank: oh there's all over the place
[movie magic, there are eagles]
Craig: oh there's one
Hank: they're coming at us now!
[they punch them]
Craig: wait what's the competition
Hank: gotta get a lot!
Hank: I don't know who won but I'll find out what I'm editing
Craig: okay
Hank: Joseph says high five using feet
Craig: do I have to take my shoes off
Hank: I don't think so , you can have gloves on and that's still a high five right
Craig: that's a good point
[they do]
Hank: Wow that last one was satisfying
Craig: ah we're 36-year-old men aren't we
Hank: are you also 36?
Craig: I am!
Hank: oh I didn't know you were a 1980 boy
Craig: yeah did you think I was older or younger
Hank: I thought you were around my age, I just didn't know you were a 1980 boy
Craig: 1980 boy
Craig: we both remember the days of network television Saturday morning cartoons
Hank: I do I had our big crush on a girl from Cities of Gold
Craig: I don't know what that is Cities of Gold
Hank: [singing] children of the Sun Sun soon you're gonna find that your destiny
Hank: it's a - it wasn't on for very long
Craig: do you remember gummy bears?
[both, singing] gummy bear bouncing here and there and everywhere
[just hank] high adventure that's beyond compare
Craig: I don't remember it as well
Hank: I always wanted to do a punk cover of that song
[both, singing] we are the gummy bears!
Hank: one person suggested we sing so we already did that
Craig: boom, done, sweet
Hank: sweetChuck says we should clone ourselves
Craig: we should clone ourselves... well that's more editing for you. well I mean... it's real I have a cloning machine. I didn't bring it with me, so you're gonna have to edit
Hank: oh you know what I've always wanted
Craig: what
Hank: I've always wanted to get punched by a wheezy clone
Craig: I'll go get a wheezy clone for you
Hank: okay
[craig walks out of the frame, then back]
:Craig": hello I'm a clone of wheezy waiter
Hank: you're making this edit really easy for me
"Craig": I don't know that you mean
"Craig": you ready to be punched?
Hank: I think I'm ready, my dreams are coming true
[punch sound effect]
Hank: it was good!
["craig" walks out of the frame, then back]
Craig: how was that? how was the punch
Hank: it was... all my dreams... came true
Craig: yeah, okay
Hank: Phoenix wants us to scream for four minutes which is a thing that I feel like doing anyway after this week
Craig: okay all right
Hank: three two one
[screaming]
[clip of continuous screaming is sped up and muted]
Hank: Michael wants us to kiss
[they do, kind of]
both: we did it!
Hank: Kate wants to know was there a moment during the the tour when we were on tour together any times when we were at each other's throats?
Hank: ...aside from just now we were actually making out
both: no, no
Hank: you're pretty mild mannered, I'm pretty mild mannered
Craig: we're all pretty mild
Hank: like anytime I think we were at each other's throats it was like just just like this, like we were close to each others throats because we were sleeping
Craig: yeah we also rode in separate vehicles
Hank: it's true, like it's only the intervehicle is when you spend the most time with other people
Craig: were you ever at anyone's throat in your vehicle
Hank: uhhh... ["sort of" hand motion] ...no, I like... there was definitely like this isn't going as planned, we are, like... everyone is like... let's just be quiet
Hank: I don't want to make a ruckus! [emphatically] I don't want to make a ruckus!
Hank: Lucy says, "make old man noises"
Hank: I think that this is the main old man noise: [makes a strained noise while getting up]
Craig: I do that
Craig: I don't know why you feel the need to tighten up when standing up, since like, I can talk normal while standing up or sitting down but sometimes I will [strained voice] actually go like this
Hank: like I gotta concentrate on not pooping right now
Hank: Soonie says pillow fight
[they do]
Hank: Michael Aranda suggests, a day in the life of Orrin green starring Hank green as dead and Craig benzine as baby
[they do that too]
Hank: so of all the eagles which is your favorite to punch
Craig: the uh... stock photo of the Eagle that I have on my computer
Hank: you don't know what kind of Eagle it is?
Craig: uh, no
Hank: I think it's a golden eagle
Hank: hey Craig thanks for joining me on this exceptionally weird episode of vlogbrothers in which I distract myself from the current state of the world
Craig: you're welcome um I'm here for you Hank and thanks for letting me be here instead of you know probably in a gutter somewhere. it's where I'd be.
Hank: you might be in a hotel room changing pants
Craig: are you saying my pants are dirty?
Hank: that's what I like to do whenever—whenever I get back to a hotel room.
Craig: change your pants?
Hank: "I'm going to need new pants"
Craig: right away
Hank: I got to get the world off of me
Craig: I will say that I I don't necessarily feel like I need to change my pants, but I do feel like taking off my pants whenever I like get home from somewhere or to a hotel room
Hank: yeah these days pants are tighter than they used to be
Hank: well thanks for joining us what do we say at the end of the videos
Craig: John I'll see you on Tuesday [winks, with sound effect]
Hank: did you wink?
Craig: I did
Hank: yeeeeah