Hank: Hello, and welcome to Lego Harry Potter, wait, what is it called? Hank plays Lego Hanky Potter years one through four. I have a special guest with me today co-playing with me, my wife the Katherine.
H: She is playing as well.
K: I am playing. I do not have very much experience.
H: You have a lot of experience playing LEGO Harry Potter.
K: No I don't. I have a lot of experience playing LEGO Indiana Jones
H: Oh, and Star Wars.
K: and LEGO Star Wars, which neither one... neither of those were on the Wii I don't think.
H: Oh, right right right, yeah you played them on the Xbox for sure.
K: So, it's a little different.
H: Why isn't my jump workin'?
K: I don't know, I'm Harry.
H: What about me? I pressed ... oh, I had to press + to start.
K: I thought you were number one.
H: I thought I was too but I'm not. I'm the lady, you're the boy. That's just how it's going to be.
Katherine: I'm okay with that
Hank: Hey! what did I do... what did I.. I don't care about that.
Katherine: It's like some sort of cut scene.
Hank: Oh, I should wait so you can watch your cut scenes.
Katherine: I forget how the buttons work. Which buttons am I looking for? oh, hey.
Hank: That's how you shoot. Where is this chalkboard that you were telling me about. Katherine told me that we can put a cheat on. Turn on turn the cheat on.
Katherine: I heard that there was a cheat. Oh fuck me, oh sorry.
Hank: No no big curses. Are you okay? what are you trying to do?
Katherine: I am trying to ... whoagh sorry.
Hank: Yeah, we are a little close to do the that stuff. Which is why I coundn't do it. I sit very close to my television screen, which is why, everyone is like "why don't you notice?". I can't move because you are over there.
Katherine: Oh, sorry.
Hank: I was trying, I was looking for this chalkboard that you were telling me about.
Katherine: It's outside, you have to go outside.
Hank: ohhhhhh. Wingardium Leviosa.
Katherine: You have to go out to Diagon Alley. How do you - How do you... How do you spell?
Hank: I don't remember. I forgot too.
Katherine: Oh is it the one on the -
Hank: Yes it is, it's the one on the nunchuku
Hank: That's how you spell. So do we gotta go out?
Hank: Ok well I did that - oooh! this isn't what I remember it looking like at all.
Katherine: This is a different entrance maybe?
Hank: Why - I'm confused. This isn't what I was doing before.
Katherine: Hmmm. What do you mean?
Hank: Well, this isn't what I was doing before. That was not what I meant to do, sorry. Oh we're split screening.
Katherine: I know.
Katherine: In here? No, that's the-
Hank: No this is the hair cuttery.
Katherine: That's Madame Malkins. I think it's the -
Hank: I made it, I made it do a... ohh my blue bolt!
H: Well this is fun.
H: I love Diagon Alley, and everything.
H: Die Quirrell, die!
K: Oh God, I went in there again, accidentally.
H: I was gonna kill Voldemort, right then.
K: I needed to see some owls.
H: The whole series would have ended.
K: Here it is
H: Here it is she says. Oh Engorgio Skullus.
K: That doesn't look very fun.
H: Makes skulls bigger
K: Oh. Ahh...ahh...ahh. Oh I didn't mean to do that!
H: What? Did you just spend my things on a thing?!
H: What is Incarcerous?
K: I don't know.
H: I don't... I've never even heard of that spell. I think it's made up!
K: I need to learn what buttons are which.
H: That was a lot of my bolts. How do you get out of this?
K: B! That's the underneath one. Ok. Wow.
H: Oh there's the chalkboard.
K: There it is.
H: You want me to read it off to you?
K: (sigh) I think it's 67- 67F... something. It's the highlighted one.
H: 67FKWZ. Wow, way to remember that much of it, even.
K: Really, I can't just hold it down? Ah!
H: No. W, yeah, go up for W. Z.
K: This is as much trouble as actually getting the thing.
H: No, it's not. This'll be great.
K: OK. (sings) Stud magnet! That's my nickname, actually.
H: Is it?
K: Did you know?
K: When I go places, they're like, "look out here comes the stud magnet."
H: Cuz they all come to you.
K: All the single ladies better watch out!
H: Okay, well--
K: Okay, let's go, let's go.
H: Also, you can come with me while we play the game. Actually playing the game. Hello, witch.
K: I was gesturing.
H: I was wondering if you wanted to be on your head.
K: Get it!
H: (Hums HP theme) Did I just shoot you?
K: Uh, a little bit, I think.
H: But it's okay.
K: If you shoot a person, they maybe drop some studs.
H: Well. I shot Quirrell again. Whoa, what just happened? Oh, you made a snake come out?
K: Hey, why isn't it working? Do they have to go somewhere and equip it?
H: Oh. No.
H: Oh, I'm low on batteries, though.
K: Totally low.
H: You are, I mean.
K: It was me, I'm #2?
H: You're #2. Even though you're Harry, you're #2.
K: AH! NO NO NO NO
H: Oh god oh god oh god oh god. Nooo. That was quite a death, my dear.
K: I just got dead-ed by a cart.
H: You sure did. Your head popped off.
K: What. How did that even happen?
H: I don't know.
K: You did that to me.
H: I did not!
K: I think you did.
H: I don't know what you're talking about. I'm doing this over here.
K: I'm doing this over here!
H: I made a-
K: Ahhh gimme a blue.
H: I made a really awesome thing.
K: We're working at cross purposes, ah! Ha!
H: Why is not the stud magnet working?
K: Jumpy. Jump-py. I don't know. That's why I think um is there-
H: Ooh I just made a red thing.
H: Nope nope nope.
K: That's not it. Extras!
H: Extras. That sounds like it. Silhouettes... Carrot wands... Stud magnet! On!
K: (moans) On!
H: (moans) On!
K: (still moaning) Yeah!
H: You have stud magnetified.
K: Did it.
H: Look at 'em. Magnetizing toward you. Oo I made that... thing that's not suppose to bend get all woo.
K: This will save us a lot of time.
H: Yes. And also we will get more studs.
H: I don't know what. What are we doing?
K: I don't know.
H: Why are we doing this. This is not what I was doing.
K: Well. We wanted to go see the-
H: Right but that's not-
K: We don't want to be here. This is just extra stuff. We need to go back to Leaky Cauldron and start the game over.
H: (confused) The game over?
K: No no no not over. You just have to go where ever you left off.
H: We were. Okay. I just hopped over you.
K: We haven't done this very often. Ah.
Both screaming then laughing.
H: Why did you die, Katherine?
K: Look out for that cart.
H: Oo I have this thing now. What does it do?
K: Yeah that's the spell I just bought. Um apparently it knocks you're friends out.
H: It knocked you out.
H: You got knocked (singing) out.
K: Wait for me, Hermione~ (chuckling) Wait for me~
H: Yeah it's just like Harry Potter. Everybody just walking around while Hermione does all the hard work.
K: Wait for me~
H: What. That is not what we want. Is it?
K: I think it is. It's how we start the- yeah! Isn't this?
H: Out of the dungeon. Yes
K: Isn't that like the level we're on?
H: Yes. Yes. It is. You're right.
K: So let's- No!
H: What. No. I don't wanna do either of those things.
K: You don't wanna replay the story. God dammit this game.
H: What I don't underst-
K: It's supposed to be do ha- easy.
H: I am stupider than a nine year old. I don't understand!
K: I am not smarter than a fifth grader.
H: How do I get to the thing that I've... Already done.
K: Is it here?
H: Maybe. Continue story.
H: We're so smart
K: I'm so smart
H: We. (laughs) Yes.
K: I'm so smart.
H: Green spiny cauldron. Okay. Hopefully... I may have not saved at the end of the last one so we may have to replay some stuff.
K: Geeby Creeby.
H: Well you came home and I didn't wanan be like (making a high pitched voice) I'm busy playing the (mumbles). I'm Ron, I'm Ron. I was confused. I was like Hermione, what are you doing?
K: Why ya just standin there, buddy?
H: The problem with this is your like a crazy stud getter and I'm like a screw this I wanna play the game
K: So we'll balance each other out.
H: Okay. Uh huh.
K: See we didn't even have to go over there to get those. They just came to us.
H: They just came to us!
K: Ah! You're shooting people? I'll shoot you. Jerkwads
H: Yeah. I'll knock you out. With my red thing.