Good morning Hank, it's Wednesday August 22nd and I don't really have anything to talk about today. The only thing my brain is able to think about today is Paper Towns and I'm not allowed to talk to you about Paper Towns because I can't give away the plot or the characters. And so, ah ah mmm um ah. Today Hank, I'm like someone who's finally understood the concept of zero, I got nothin'.

Hank, the thing about using awesome to fuel your life instead of using like gasoline, or hatred, or whatever it is that nerd haters use, is that awesome burns extremely bright, but it also burns fast. And so, when you're out of awesome you just kinda need some time to recover and, I don't know if you know this Hank, but we have to make these videos everyday. So I apologize in advance for being low on awesome.

Alright, um three things. The first thing is gonna be hair, the second thing is gonna be the website, and the third things is gonna be something funny that I haven't thought of yet. Item one: hair.

The best comment from yesterday, "Hank I think your hair has a horcrux." Harry Potter jokes are so jokes. It occurs to me that the only problem with adjectiving the word "jokes" is that when you are trying to say that a joke is the word jokes, it become grammatically confusing. Then again, it's not like that completely unprecedented in the English language. I mean, you know, "I shot the bear and then I had to bear the bear back to camp." By the way Hank, bearing a bear, extremely difficult for most Nerdfighters. Also in hair news, Nerdfighter Allie is going to shave off her hair if she raises $1000 for the Muscular Dystrophy Association. You can more info about that here, or possibly here, or maybe even there. Also, Nerdfighter Milina Rhona shaved off all of her hair except for a mohawk and gave it to Locks of Love which I think is pretty awesome. T

hing two, the website. Hank as you know, the website isn't working so well right now. We tried to do this thing where instead of running our servers on electricity we were running them on awesome, but it turns out that we didn't have quite enough awesome so the website is going down constantly throughout the day. Unfortunately we've had to temporarily suspend the Wiki Wiki Wookie and there may be a couple of days where everyone is gonna have to go to YouTube to watch the videos. But, in the long run, Brotherhood2.com is gonna be back, it's gonna be more awesome, My Pants is gonna be on fire, and everyone's gonna be happy Hank, even if right now they're kind of mad.

Thing three, um something funny I haven't thought of yet. Um uh mm, in your pants jokes! Hank, in your pants jokes are like the family in Tuck Everlasting, they never get old. What do we got over here? How Did They Die in your pants, probably of suffocation. Then we've got Susan Sontag's classic, Regarding the Pain of Others in your pants. Hank, I do think it's important for all of us to acknowledge how much people have been hurt in our pants. As You Like It in your pants, oh Shakespeare you dirty dog. We've got The Poems of Robert Frost in your pants. Of course, there's that American classic, Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and I took the pants leg less traveled by. And of course Hank, we have a title for those of us who forget to zip our fly, The Escapist in your pants. And finally Hank, we have Virginia Euwer Wolff's classic, Make Lemonade in your pants, which is, of course, a novel in verse about bed wetting.

Hank, I'll see you tomorrow.