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In which Hank enjoys the gastric juices of a lion and then goes to herbology class
Last time on "Hank Green Plays LEGO Harry Potter Years 1-4" I learned how to make potions! Professor Snape's potions class. It was grand, and I turned out to be really good at it. What a surprise. I'm good at everything.

There's a ghost. He's not telling me where to go yet. But now he is. Good job ghost man.  But I can't make my ghosty bolty voice because Lemon hates it.

We're going this way. Let's do this thing, guys! I don't know what we are up to, but we are up to no good. Generally, in the Harry Potter universe. Can I gentle push in this game?

Do it. Do a thing. Bloop! 1 of 9! See there's so much stuff to do here, and..ohhhh! What? Hermione. Get it together, hon. Doo doo! Whoosh. Okay that's 2. Nope, that's a person. 3! See that's...9 is a lot. 

4. What is this? Books. Makin' the books. What did that do? Now I'm on the books. That's weird. I don't know why I did that to those books. Oh there's another one in this corri...corridor. 2, 2 in the corridor, but I can't do anything to them.

Lame. Lame corridor ones. I assume that there's one over here.  Aw, 5? 5 of 9, that's not even close. Nope. Nope, nope, yes. Okay, I don't really understand. Hello? Hello? No? Yes, 6 of 9!

Three more and I have no idea where they are. I've already done this one. Yep. All these piles of books. Wow that one lifted me up. That was weird. Okay.

Clearly...wait what? Wait what what? Wait what? Wait what? Let me say it again. Do something with this! Bread! Oh I fed the lion some bread, and the lion says "okay, you are allowed. You are allowed in the depths of my belly. Please enjoy my gastric juices."

Alright, does this...does this one count? Is that part of my six? Yes, it is. Excellent. And I will shoot you, my friend, because you're hilarious. I love your animations. Shoot you in your little LEGO balls. Little LEGO balls. So many bolts inside of you, oh my goodness.

Good. I don't get anything for putting you back together, which is unfortunate. 8 of 9! Oh my goodness I'm on the way. One, one more. One, yes, yes. What happens? Oh, no! It's locked. Why? Why would something so're laughing at me! You bum-nuts! What's so funny? Just angry. I can't believe something so horrible has happened, that they locked the last one! No...

Where are we going friend? Where are we..what is the pockity. Where are we? No! Why is that person...oh! Did you petrifificity him? I will use my newly found skill and go outside. Yes, I think that I will. If that's...oh, there's a broomstick! I want a broomstick, I would like to ride a broomstick.

Okay, can't ride a broomstick, I can only walk slowly. That is my only skill. Ohhh can't get that thing there. I want it but I can't have it. That is the way of the world. I want it! I got it. Oh, but then it got me. Don't kill me my friend. Oh, it ate a heart of me. Stupid stupid. Ate my heart.

Ooh, nice view of the Hogwarts over this wall, I'd like to see, but can't. Nothing like...

Alright Professor Sprout, show me what's up. Teach me stuff! I am here for learning, that is why I came to Hogwarts. Also because it seemed better than living in the cupboard under the stairs.

(imitates game sounds)

Mandrake. Give it a pull and wear your earmuffs. Wear your giant ear LEGO bolts. Oh, it's got me. It thinks it's got me, but really, give it a pull! Give it a yank. Yank it up.

Ohoho, we're all wearin' our glasses. That was good, glad we had our glasses on. Alright, it's...oh, it's gonna get..oh it took your wand!

Oh Ron, you're totally screwed. Devil's snare devil's snare. Deadly fun but we'll sulk in the sun! That's it! I think I've seen that movie too many times. Um, this isn't Devil's snare though. I don't know what this stuff is, actually.

I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do. Oh it is, it is Devil's Snare. Press Z to cast Lumos so then...I'm pushing Z. Yes, take that little sulk in the sun! I don't need the help of my friends at all. Oh, if I just shoot...yes, thank you! Thank you, excellent.

(singing) Deadly fun, sulk in the sun!

Take that, Professor Sprout, for not helping! Clearly one of your students is in danger, and you are not helping. No, I'm! Shoot it!

Got you! Yes, yes okay. Ahh what is that thing? What the frick? What are you? It's weird. What are you doing? Are you fixing a thing? Are you a little helpful robot man? Okay?

Can I pick anything up? Nope. No...anything? Anything I need to pick up? Holding B...which one is B? B? You're B, right? Oh, I can target. I didn't realize that.

What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? I'm taking this wheelbarrow and I'm breaking it into little pieces! 'Cause then I can do something else with it? Shovel? I can shovel it?

Oh I opened that thing with a shovel. Okay, what is going on? I shot you, I shot you. Do it, spinny! Okay. Okay, now. I don't know what I'm doing. What am I targeting? Oh, I can use the Wiimote! Ah, I did not know that. That was unknown for me.

Shoot it! I can use the Wiimote! How exciting! Shoot all of these things. Oh, man, now it's, the game is a whole new experience. I don't know what I'm doing, though. What am I doing? It's very busy in here, there's lots of stuff going on.

This pumpkin needs getting. Yes, yes. See, see how many bolts there are? I don't know why I keep shooting Harry. What just happened? Why are you in a block of ice? What? That was weird. 

Wow, I shot like four people with that thing. What do I do? This is going to have's going to have to call it the end of this episode of Hank Green Plays LEGO Harry Potter." Because I do not know how to do this and I've run out of time.

So thank you. You will not see me and I will not see you but you will hear me, next time on "Hank Green Plays LEGO Harry Potter Years 1-4." Goodbye.