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In which hank sings a song about Scuzzy Kizoozle Curl, the Homicidal Squirrel.

Sorry for my crappy irish accent

There's a lot of ways to die
under ireland's sky
But the worst way by far might be a bit of a surprise
I'd rather be knifed in bar
or hit by a car
than to meet my end lookin' in to her eyes
and hear the cries
of my demise
my last goodbyes

C F F C
well she's a six ounce ball of blood muscle and fur
C G C
and she's the evilest thing, in all of the world
C F F C
and you better start running if you ever see her
C F G C
she's scuzzykizoozle curl, the homicidal squirrel

C F
Her teeth sank into my arm and
C G
everything but pain was gone and I
C F
looked down at
C G
her blood-stained fangs
C F
she looked into my eyes and
C G
the fear was paralyzin I
C F
felt the blood
C G
running from my veins
C
and oh the pain
and oh the pain
and on the pain


I was at the county fair
and scuzzy kizoozle was there
she was slicing through the crowd like a mower mowing lawns
I watched the people fall
to her razor sharp claws
and then she was in my face before I knew what was goin' on!
I raised my arm
and tried to run
but I was stunned!

I'm only alive today
by god's grace
I'm the only man who's met with her and lived to tell the tale
But I keep my eyes wide
she will never be denied
Until the day I die she'll be there on my trail
o'er hill and dale
through rain and hail
she will prevail


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Good morning John, I'm about to sing you a song but first I have a couple of things to tell you.

First: my hands are kinda permanently red. And you'll find out why later.

Second: mostly i want to say thank you to everyone who helped me out with this. There are a lot of different parts in this song, but I can't play any of them, so i had nerdfighters do it for me. So thank you to Paige, Derling, Danielle, Elisiah, Morgan and Kevin for all of your amazing Irish fiddling and penny whistle playing. I'm sorry I couldn't use everybody's, there were some problems with sound and with actually getting the video to work in my computer. So I just used what i could use. Thank you to all of you, you did an amazing job.

Lastly, before I share this song I want to talk a little bit about squirrel linguistics. You may or may not know this but squirrels, they speak. Cruchla crcruchler chrr crurlarr - little squirrel noises. But in addition, the way that we have, like, eyebrow movements and, like, facial expressions. They have tail movements. And the tail movements are extremely important in squirrel talking. And squirrels, though you may not know this, have names. And each name consists of a vocal component and a tail movement.

And this song is about a squirrel, named Scuzzy Kizoozle *curl*.

Oh, there's a lot of ways to die,
Under ireland's sky.
But the worst way, by far,
Might be a bit of a surprise.
I'd rather be knifed in a bar,
Or hit by a car,
Than meet my end lookin' into her eyes.

And hear the cries,
Of my demise,
My last goodbyes.

Oh, she's a six ounce ball of blood muscle and fur,
And she's the evilest thing, in this or any world.
And you better start running, if you ever see her,
She's Scuzzy Kizoozle *curl*,
The homicidal squirrel.

Well I was at the county fair,
And Scuzzy Kizoozle was there.
She was slicing through the crowd,
like a mower mowing lawns.
I watched the people fall,
To her razor sharp claws,
and then she was right there in my face,
Before I knew what was goin' on.

I raised my arm,
And tried to run,
But I was stunned!

Well she's a six ounce ball of blood muscle and fur,
And she's the evilest thing, in this or any world.
And you better start running, if you ever see her,
She's Scuzzy Kizoozle *curl*,
The homicidal squirrel.

Well her teeth sank into my arm,
And everything but pain was gone,
And I looked down at
Her bloodstained fangs.
She looked into my eyes,
The fear war paralizin', I
felt the blood running from my veins.

And oh, the pain,
And oh, the pain,
and oh, the pain!

Well she's a six ounce ball of blood muscle and fur,
And she's the evilest thing, in this or any world.
And you better start running, if you ever see her,
She's Scuzzy Kizoozle *curl*,
The homicidal squirrel.

I'm only alive today,
by God's grace.
I'm the only man who's met with her
And lived to tell the tale.
But I keep my eyes wide,
she'll never be denied.
Until the day I die
She'll be right there on my tail.

O'er hill or dale,
Through rain and hail,
She will prevail!

Well she's a six ounce ball of blood muscle and fur,
And she's the evilest thing, in this or any world.
And you better start running, if you ever see her,
She's Scuzzy Kizoozle *curl*,
The homicidal squirrel.

She's Scuzzy Kizoozle *curl*,
The homicidal squirrel.

She's Scuzzy Kizoozle *curl*,
The homicidal squirrel.

She's Scuzzy Kizoozle *curl*,
The homicidal squirrel.

John, I'll... What is that?
Arhh, arhhhhh, arh, arhhh, arh.

Scuzzy Kizoozle *curl*:
Mha,ha,ha,ha.
Ha,ha,ha,ha.