Lydia: Okay, Okay. I have been avoiding talking about this because you get enough of it on Lizzie's vlogs, but we have got to address the giant hipster in the middle of the room. OMG! Darcy is in love with Lizzie?! 

[giggles uncontrollably]

Oh god! I did not see that one coming. And not just because Lizzie is perpetually single and destined to have her old lady face eaten off by a hoard of house cats. Darce was always pretty rude to her. Okay, well not always, but he was at first and after that he was still stand-offish and weird. I mean I get playing hard to get, but normally some sort of talking, or flirting or stripping off of clothing is a necessary sign of romantic slash sexual interest. 

Plus, he said some really mean things about our family. That's not cool. I'm glad Lizzie told him off. Family first bitches! Although it would have been pretty cool to have a super rich brother-in-law. I still want to know what was in that letter though. Lizzie's being coy, but if anybody can find out, it's me.

And speaking of Lizzie, you know how I always call her nerdy, i've been thinking it's not really fair of me to do that because... Guess which sexy, awesome, cool Bennet sister aced her midterms?! Whaaat! Okay, well I got two B's and an A- but still, that's basically the same thing. I wish my third grade teacher could see me now. Who's making nothing of her life now Miss Anthony, suck it! Whatever. She'd probably accuse me of cheating.

And, I talked to my world history professor and he said I could make up my mid-terms since I missed some classes. It's funny, when I got to class there was an elaborately decorated tin of homemade snickerdoodles sitting on his desk. Thanks, sis. 

So, hopefully Mary can help me study, I can make up my mid-term, ace that and then thanksgiving break! Holla! Of course I have to talk to Mary first. I guess she's been really busy with school, 'cause she hasn't been returning my calls. What's up with that? Whatever. It's not like she'll be able to resist coming back onto my vlogs, now that I'm home. Nobody says no to being famous on the internet. [winks]

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