Andrew Rose Gregory: The top super secret phone? But only one man has that number. Hello?

Hank Green: This call is for Andrew Gregory. It seems that in lieu of sending that Decepticon to the Evil Baby Orphanage, Antoine totally pwned him and now we're gonna go all Song Wednesday on this.

Andrew: What are you talking about?

Hank: The bedroom intruder guy? He beat up his sister's attacker and now we are going to sing a song about it.

Andrew: Ohh.

Hank: He's climbin' in your windows
He's snatchin your people up
Tryna rape 'em so you all better
Hide your kids, hide your wifes
Hide your kids, hide your wifes
Hide your kids, hide your wifes
And hide your husbands 'cause he's rapin' everybody out here.

Oh, you don't have to come and confess
We gon' find you, we gon' find you
So you can run and tell that,
Run and tell that
Run and tell that, homeboy
Home, home, homeboy.

Andrew: We got your t-shirt
We got fingerprints and all
You are so dumb - for real
You are really, really, really, really, really dumb
She was attacked by some idiot in the projects,
So dumb, so dumb, so dumb, ohh.

Hank & Andrew: He's climbin' in your windows
He's snatchin your people up
Tryna rape 'em so you all better
Hide your kids, hide your wifes
Hide your kids, hide your wifes
Hide your kids, hide your wifes
And hide your husbands 'cause he's rapin' everybody out here.

Oh, you don't have to call and confess
We gon' find you, we gonna find you
So you can run and tell that
Run and tell that
Run and tell that, homeboy
Homeboy, homeboy.

Andrew: 'Bout 5'9", 5'10" with a Coffee complexion
Low cut like a Caesar with some little waves in his head
Clean cut, very smooth face
Seein' my sister, when I walked in
He had his hands around her neck
First thing was to pull him off of her
And that's what I did.

Andrew & Hank: He's climbin' in your windows
He's snatchin your people up
Tryna rape 'em so you all better
Hide your kids, hide your wifes
Hide your kids, hide your wifes
Hide your kids, hide your wifes
And hide your husbands 'cause he's rapin' everybody out here.

Oh, you don't have to call and confess
We gon' find you, we gonna find you
So you can run and tell that,
Run and tell that
Run and tell that, homeboy
Home, home, homeboy.

Andrew: Well, obviously we have a rapist in Lincoln Park
Are you serious, my boy?
I got your t-shirt
I got your scent
I know what shoe size you wear, my boy
So you can run and hide
But we will find you, find you, find you.

Andrew & Hank: He's climbin' in your windows
He's snatchin' your people up
Tryna rape 'em so you all better
Hide your kids, hide your wifes
Hide your kids, hide your wifes
Hide your kids, hide your wifes
And hide your husbands 'cause he's rapin' everybody out here.

Oh, you don't have to run and confess
We gon' find you, we gonna find you
So you can run and tell that,
Run and tell that
Run and tell that, homeboy
Homeboy, homeboy.

Andrew: In our family, we don't run around cryin'
and actin' sad.
We just dust our shoulders off and keep on movin'.

Car. Came off. Came off.

Hank: Thank you guys! DFTBA!

Andrew: Defeat Ferociously that Boy, Antoine.

Andrew & Hank over Endscreen:
You don't have to run and confess
We gon' find you, we gonna find you
So you can run and tell that,
Run and tell that
Run and tell that, homeboy
Homeboy, homeboy.