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(clip from Star Trek)


(singing)
Stardate 42695.3 was a pretty big day for me,
I was given my first command.
But it turned out to be
more difficult then I'd planned.
So I went to Riker
And what if I fail?
what if I freeze up with a Borg on our tail?
What if the choice I make is wrong?
And Riker said to me
"Wesley, give me break,
its arrogant to think you'll never make a mistake.
But when you're in that position,
you only have to ask yourself one question!"

Oh, what would Captain Picard do?
Oh, what would Captain Picard do?
He'd insure the safety of his ship and his crew
and then complete the mission
and make himself a better person
bring peace to the galaxy
and do it for free
oh yeah, that's what Captain Picard would do!
oh yeah, that's what Captain Picard would do!

I just woke up after three centuries
and my first thought was of money
not that my family was gone.
But this bald guy in a jumpsuit said to me
that they'd abolished currency
everything that I'd worked for was gone.
Yeah, there was nothing to withdraw.
I said to him,
"What do you invest in, if you don't have
the corporations?"
He said
"We invest in ourselves, and maybe I should try
that out for myself!"

Because that's what Captain Picard would do
Because that's what Captain Picard would do
He'd insure the safety of his ship and his crew
and then complete the mission
and make himself a better person
bring peace to the galaxy
and he'd do it for free
oh yeah, that's what Captain Picard would do!
oh yeah, that's what Captain Picard would do!

Remember when he told us
to remove the saucer section
even though we were at warp 9
there was no objection
and yeah we could have killed the Borg
using Hugh, but we agreed with the Captain
it was the wrong thing to do
and I'd rather follow Dixonhill, private detective
then observe some outmoded and obscure prime directive
even after he was tortured for 40 days and nights
he told that Cardassian that
there were still four lights

and yeah when you're confused and
the choice is too hard,
just think Captain Picard,
just think of Captain Picard
What would Captain Picard do?
Yeah, what would Captain Picard do?
He'd save the galaxy
and he'd do it for free.
He'd protect the whole world
and he'd still get the girl.
And he'd save the federation
and earn the Klingon's admiration.
Oh yeah, that's what Captain Picard would do!

Oh yeah, that's what Captain Picard would do