Hank: Hello and welcome to Hank Green... nope.

Hi. This is Games with Hank. I'm Hank. We're going to be playing another DK2 game today. I just can't get enough of it. It's so much fun. This game is called Pixel Rift. It's very highly rated, but I know nothing about it.

Hello and welcome to Games with, uh... here we are. Apparently, Level 4 in 1994. This is, like...

TV Announcer: Hey kid. Why the glum face?

H: Child simulator?

TV Boy: I'm so bored.

TV Announcer: Well not anymore you're not. Not when you've got Pixel Rift to keep you entertained.

H: Oh, oh.

TV Boy: Woah, yeah! Ultimate.

H: Oh. Yeah! Whoa! All your games. Oh, oh. Oh, I see, it's locked. Whoa! Whee! It's in my face.

Oh, yeah, Game Boy Original. I wish I had a Game Boy controller to play this with. What am I doing?

Oh, Level 3. Ooh. Oooh! 1989. I was nine years old. So, this is about how old I was in 1989. Oh. Ana Ribei... oh. Do I have, do I use my...? What's happening? What's this? Oh! Oh, I just shot the teacher with a ping pong ball. Oh, she's not having a good day. I feel bad now. Yeah! Ooh! The Hulk is out! Jamie Lee Curtis up there is not happy.

Teacher: If I catch any of you fooling around in my classroom again, you're in trouble.

H: Oh, it's, I thought it was, like, a ping pong. It's just a spit ball.

Teacher: You there! Pay attention!

H: Me? Am I wearing a slap bracelet?

Nintendo Game Girl.

Oh, I can actually play the game. Oh, I got shot. I got shot again. Oh you can't... Yeah. Ow! Oh you, gah. You're supposed to be able to jump on those things. Oh I suck.

Teacher: Any questions so far?

H: Tell me more about the endocarditis patient.

Teacher: Any questions so far?

H: Oh. Woah. Woah.

(Teacher breaks desk)

Teacher: I've had it up to here with you. What's that in your hands?

H: She broke the desk in half. Are you just... You better not take my Game Boy away!

Teacher: Give it here!

H: Do not you dare! No! No! No! Pop her in the face! That's my Game Boy! Game Girl! Whatever! Oh, we can play again? OK. Hey there Jamie.

Yay! Hey, alrighty. Oh oh, do I have to fight the boss now?

Teacher: Any questions so far?

H: No, that sounds great. Dodododododododo... Woahoah! Where'd she go? Where'd she go? Where'd she go? Ooh, I'm out! I'm out! Oh. This is weird. What am I trying to do? No, stop hurting me. What am I trying to do. Ah! Oh man, don't run into the fires. Even though they're not in the same plane as you, they hurt. I can't hurt this thing. Oh, I have a gun! No-one told me I had a gun.

Yeah. Take that dragon! Take that! I don't know how I'm doing this but it's working! Take that! Take that dragon! You dragon rider of d... oh. I'm gonna take this. Yeah! I got myself a pixel! You know, color! That's right! Ooh! Now I got leggings. Or something. Oh, wobwobwobwob. This is a weird thing. This child in school is clearly on acid. And that should not be a thing that you should have done. And put the spitball, oh. Do I have a head? Wahwahwahwabwab. Thanks for playing. You're welcome.

Well, despite not having any idea what I was doing and not realizing I had a gun or could somehow infinite jump until the end, I'm a winner and so can you. Thanks for watching this episode of Games with Hank, DFTBA.