Hello, and welcome to another edition of Truth or Fail, where today I mustache you a question. We're gonna talk about facial hair, mostly the moustache, but don't be surprised if I throw in a goatee or a beard factoid. As always, I will give you two facts, one is true, one is not. Choose wisely. Let's play.

Round Number One: Longest and Oldest. 

Fact Number One: According to the Guinness Book of World Records, the longest moustache in the world belongs to Mark Burger of Madison, Wisconsin. It measures in at 16 feet, about 4.8 meters. Which is amazing considering he's only 47 years old. You'd think growth like that would require a lifetime. 

Fact Number Two: Humans have been shaving with stone razors since Neolithic times. But the first image of a man with a moustache is from 300 BC. It is a piece of art depicting a man on a horse, with a thick upward curving 'stache.