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Toad deaths: Super Mario Bros Wii
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In which Michael Toad shows us the secret to not dying so much. Or does he?
(Intro - I'm so bad at game!)
Hank: Michael, what's your secret of not dying all the time?
Michael: Uh...
H: Yoo-do-do-do-do-do. Oh, sorry Toad.
H: Where did my Yoshi go to the...
M: Oh.
H: Toad, why did you jump off the edge?
M: I didn't know that was an edge.
H: Too many people! Too many people!
K: It's an amphibian.
H: Ooh, kay.
H: Michael doesn't know about the A-button.
M: Ooh. No!
M: Mother balls.
M: I don't like this. I don't like this.
K: Michael just ran right off the edge.
M: No.
K: Ooh!
M: Ohohoho!
K: Ah?
H: I am.
M: Wah. Uh. Nuh!
H: I'm gonna get ya.
M: Oh! Ahaho!
M: Ahahaha!
K: Ah!
M: The A-button is a thing.
M: Yeah.
H: Gah!
M: Oh no no!
M: Waiting for that.
M: Oh. Oh. He just hit every single one all the way over.
K:...cogs in this.
M: Oh dear.
K: I'm too small.
K: Not you.
M: Oh.
H: Everybody run back!
M: No!
H: ...get you. You jumped over it.
M: No! No!
H: Holy wizard staff.
M: Oh.
H: One up. Wow.
K: Look out!
M: Ohohoho.
H: Get out the... G-g-g-g-get...
K: Oh oh. Oh oh. Oh oh. Oh oh. Oh oh.
H: Huh! Aw, you died.
K: I thought I couldn't jump.
M: Oh.
(H & K laugh)
K: Just jump straight up! Stay in one place!
K: Like when a person dies. Oh boy.
H: Yeah.
M: Like, like I just did.
K: It's gonna come back again so don't...
M: Oh.
H: I'm gonna go before I...
(M grunting)
H: I...
K: What you talking about?
H: Just, just...
K: Frickety frap.
(H & K laugh)
K: Oh, look out.
M: Are you joking?
(M sighs)
M: Just die. Bitch.
M: Wahahoho! Heeheeheehee! Oh!
K: Just, just...
M: Um...
K: Woah!
H: Woah!
M: Oh.
K: OK. He just d... No.
K: Oh oh.
M: Nononono. That, that's just unnecessary.
H: No no no!
K: Oh!
M: Muhuhuh!
K: Oh sh...
H: And then I just totally died like Toad.
M: Whee! Oh.
M: I can't... OK.
K: Did somebody kill you?
M: I fell in the water. Oh I did it again.
M: Oh dear.
H: Not going to happen.
M: No big urchin.
K: Oh.
M: Wow. Oh.
H: Ah.
H: Word. Therdberner.
M: Are you joking?
M: That was...
K: No!
M: No.
K: You make it so close every time.
M: No.
M: Well sh**.
H: Attacked me.
M: ...umming bat. Oh, whoops.
K: Wow.
M: What's with the purpley death?
M: Uh...
K Don't die.
M: I don't know.
Hank: Michael, what's your secret of not dying all the time?
Michael: Uh...
H: Yoo-do-do-do-do-do. Oh, sorry Toad.
H: Where did my Yoshi go to the...
M: Oh.
H: Toad, why did you jump off the edge?
M: I didn't know that was an edge.
H: Too many people! Too many people!
K: It's an amphibian.
H: Ooh, kay.
H: Michael doesn't know about the A-button.
M: Ooh. No!
M: Mother balls.
M: I don't like this. I don't like this.
K: Michael just ran right off the edge.
M: No.
K: Ooh!
M: Ohohoho!
K: Ah?
H: I am.
M: Wah. Uh. Nuh!
H: I'm gonna get ya.
M: Oh! Ahaho!
M: Ahahaha!
K: Ah!
M: The A-button is a thing.
M: Yeah.
H: Gah!
M: Oh no no!
M: Waiting for that.
M: Oh. Oh. He just hit every single one all the way over.
K:...cogs in this.
M: Oh dear.
K: I'm too small.
K: Not you.
M: Oh.
H: Everybody run back!
M: No!
H: ...get you. You jumped over it.
M: No! No!
H: Holy wizard staff.
M: Oh.
H: One up. Wow.
K: Look out!
M: Ohohoho.
H: Get out the... G-g-g-g-get...
K: Oh oh. Oh oh. Oh oh. Oh oh. Oh oh.
H: Huh! Aw, you died.
K: I thought I couldn't jump.
M: Oh.
(H & K laugh)
K: Just jump straight up! Stay in one place!
K: Like when a person dies. Oh boy.
H: Yeah.
M: Like, like I just did.
K: It's gonna come back again so don't...
M: Oh.
H: I'm gonna go before I...
(M grunting)
H: I...
K: What you talking about?
H: Just, just...
K: Frickety frap.
(H & K laugh)
K: Oh, look out.
M: Are you joking?
(M sighs)
M: Just die. Bitch.
M: Wahahoho! Heeheeheehee! Oh!
K: Just, just...
M: Um...
K: Woah!
H: Woah!
M: Oh.
K: OK. He just d... No.
K: Oh oh.
M: Nononono. That, that's just unnecessary.
H: No no no!
K: Oh!
M: Muhuhuh!
K: Oh sh...
H: And then I just totally died like Toad.
M: Whee! Oh.
M: I can't... OK.
K: Did somebody kill you?
M: I fell in the water. Oh I did it again.
M: Oh dear.
H: Not going to happen.
M: No big urchin.
K: Oh.
M: Wow. Oh.
H: Ah.
H: Word. Therdberner.
M: Are you joking?
M: That was...
K: No!
M: No.
K: You make it so close every time.
M: No.
M: Well sh**.
H: Attacked me.
M: ...umming bat. Oh, whoops.
K: Wow.
M: What's with the purpley death?
M: Uh...
K Don't die.
M: I don't know.