Good morning John, it's Wednesday, August 29th. [sings while tapping a beat on a book] The day that you died was a good day.

You said that it was better than Oprah's best birthday. But instead of having a wake Lots and lots of people ate blended birthday cake. So goodbye 29 year old John.

You should be proud of the awards you won. Though silver is not as good as gold. Oh my God you're 30 years old.

Well you started out obsessed, with Ze Frank and lonelygirl. But then you decided to jump into their world. And somehow you dragged your brother in it with you, and started this thing we call brotherhood two.

Oh goodbye 29 year old John. You should be proud of the awards you won. Though silver is not as good as gold.

Oh my God you're 30 years old. Well your eye got infected and it threatened to explode. You found yourself a yard that needed to be mowed, and you got yourself a house, and you got yourself a Wii, and you and the Yeti had your first anniversary.

Oh goodbye 29 year old John. You should be proud of the awards you won. Though silver is not as good as gold.

Oh my God you're 30 years old. Oh my God you're 30 years old. Oh my God you're 30 years old.

Oh my God you're 30. Years old. No guitar, so I decided to play the drums on the nearest book.

Nerdfighters should be very excited tomorrow. [taps beat] That was on top of barbecue sauce.

The weird thing about this copy of Peeps is that it's signed by Scott Westerfeld but to our secret sister Maureen. It's really good. I like- I read like a hundred pages last night between like two and four in the morning, so, yeah, my sleep schedule's a little screwed up.

John, I will see you, um, very shortly, and I will see you on youtube tomorrow.