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Toys in order of appearance:
Triple Infinity Warming Suction Vibrator
Eve's Satin Slim Rechargeable Vibrator
Adam's True Feel Rechargeable Dildo with Remote
Inmi 10X G-Pearl G-spot Stimulator with Remote
Jett Guybrator
Eve's Rechargeable Pulsating Dual Massager
Sportsheets Sincerely Black Jeweled Nipple Clips
Mighty Metallic Wand

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This episode of Sexplanations is brought to you by  They sent me a whole bunch of sex toys and I want to play with them.  First, the triple infinity.  Oh, there's so many things going on here.  Are you gonna work?  Are you a powerhouse?  I charged you.  Function.  Give me the pleasure.  Hold.  Yeah!  Alright, what do we have going on here?  Vibrations.  Meh.  Sucky thing.  Sucky bus.  Do your sucking.  This little logo is a flame.  What does that mean?  Hmm, hot.  Ooh, ooh, wahahah!  Oh my God!  That's a hickey right there.  That's--that's a clit hickey.  See, this goes in, mm, ah, ah, ribs.  G-spot, and then, clit hickey.  Okay.  Go to sleep.  Go to sleep.  Go to sleep.  Go to sleep.  Once upon a time, we made a video where we couldn't get the thing to be quiet.  Okay, good.  Be quiet. 

So.  I need to explain really quickly what my sexual experiences are like without vibrators and with them.  Without vibrators, if this is my head, glands, clit, part, and then this is like my vulva, vagina, mm, down there.  Without a vibrator, if I'm masturbating or getting intimate with somebody, then it's a lot of stuff going on here, like, takakakaa, with a vibrator, I don't have to put it in on the inside.  I just like, whee, stick it on the clit and my face will go like this.  I'm, mm, whatever.  Then it'll be like, and then I'll just like, poof, orgasm, like that!  These things.  Really, it's the difference between driving a manual and an automatic car.  Manual, you really get to feel for the road and like, know and engage with this machinery and with an automatic, you can like, do other things while you're driving and not have to constantly worry about shifty shifty and just like, baaah!  

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Good one.  Next toy.  This is Eve's Satin Slim rechargeable vibe.  Be weird if these weren't rechargeable.  With bonus silicone sleeve.  I like it.  It's really small, compact.  It says sized just right, 5.75 inches long, 1.44 inches wide.  Waterproof.  Submersible.  (?~2:22) and latex free.  Mighty motor with ten unique vibration functions.  Let's do this.  Slick.  So one of the first vibrators I used was like this.  It's a very nice beginner.  We don't know what's gonna happen.  Just, we just wanna test out vibrations on the body parts and see how they respond.  This is great because you can just floop, slip it into your purse or fanny pack or wherever the place is.  Are you gonna turn on?  Shh.  Then it has this cool part, which is very dick-like.  I can put it on my finger.  Puppet show.  Finger somebody.  This way, two toys in one, or I can put it on to the vibrator.  Oh, easy smooth, mm, so soft, very skin-like.  It's got nice ridges that aren't sharp.  Ah, so good.  The corona here.  The corona, supposedly, is meant to go into an orifice and remove the seminal fluid of a previous partner so that the person with this corona glands head penis can put their semen in and then be the parent of the offspring, but I also think it's super helpful for menstruation, because if you menstruate, you might experience these awful cramps where the body is trying to evacuate blood from your uterus and this, hah, is like, I'll get that blood for you.  Mm.  Let me help you.  You don't have to worry about cramping it all out.  Sex, sex, during the period.  Mm!  And now you have it in like, a compact toy.  

Next.  Adam & Eve's True Feel Rechargeable Dildo with remote control.  The reason why I have to show this to you is because it is the most life-like penis toy, toy thing, non-penis penis, I have ever seen.  Ahhh.  Feels like a penis.  Looks like a penis.  I used to have one of these.  

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It would get stuck to the wall and window often and a friend came over and really wanted one in his butt, so he went on to and purchased one for himself because it was the most lifelike he had experienced.  If you have a dick and you think this is like a dick, then it's probably really like a dick.  So accurate.  Downside, doesn't come with batteries.  My bad!  Didn't prepare, 'cause I really wanna make this talk to me or alternatively, put it in someone else and talk to them from a distance.  So good.  It's so good.  I would still cover it in a condom, though.  How do humans do this?  I don't know.  Can we make you with a foreskin?  Later episode!

This is the (?~4:40), the ten time g-pearl g-spot stimulator with moving beads.  This is fun.  I feel like, you know, it's my birthday or something and we're getting to play with my new toys.  Again with the lack of batteries.  I just need to have a huge box of batteries to know that, okay, I ordered something from Adam & Eve, and I'm gonna want to play with it immediately with my friends on the internet.  I need batteries!  I can't make you work!  You have clitoral massaging beads, oh, right here.  I can feel that.  So this would go into the vagina or anus and this would rub up on the erectile tissue.  We got that.  It's silicone.  High quality.  Easy to clean.  Easy to charge.  Cute little heart parts.  Operated from a distance.  (gasp)  Oh my gosh.  Look.  There's a frickin' battery.  But you're like high tech battery.  You have packaging on your packaging.  Okay, okay, okay.  Are you all I need?  Oh my gosh.  This is how a sex toy should be.  You should be like, I can't wait.  I can't wait to put them in.  I don't know, I think the thing is, though, that this one's gonna have to be charged separately and I just wasn't prepared.  I just wanted to pull them out of their pretty box and go from there.  Why are you so smart?  

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