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Hey there, I am Matthew Gaydos and welcome to The Warehouse, the weekly show where we share the DFTBA warehouse with you.

We are in the middle of a giant back-to-school sale right now, that ends on September 10th [September 8th on screen] and includes a bunch of things that I'm gonna tell you about right now.

First up in the back-to-school sale - a lot of you guys are moving into new dorm rooms and new apartments, and you got new lockers to decorate so we're gonna go ahead and knock some money off of some posters, because right now, most of our posters are 20% off.

And speaking of posters, we have two brand new posters with quotes from John and Hank Green. Hank says "Read books, care about things, get excited, try not to be too down on yourself, enjoy the ever-present game of knowing". And John says "the world may be broken, but hope is not crazy".

But we also have some brand new pre-order items to help you get back into the back-to-school mood. We have two different pen sets, ones that say "DFTBA" and the other ones say "Don't forget to be awesome"!

We've got this brand new notebook that has the Nerdfighteria logo on it. And we've got a folder set that has pizza John, the okay okay clouds, and DFTBA and Tetris nerd!

So you can go ahead and pre-order all of these back-to-school items right now on dftba.com

I also wanted to update you guys on a few pre-order items that are now shipping out, 'cause we got them. If you pre-ordered the "I fell in love the way you fall asleep" poster, it is now already being shipping out to you. The same goes for those of you who pre-ordered this Hectic Glow poster and this Imperial Affliction poster.

I also need to update you guys on a different pre-order item that unfortunately has not made its way to the warehouse yet, so we haven't been able to ship it, and that is the carrot onesie. We put up the pre-order for the Hannah Hart carrot onesie a while ago, and we thought we were going to get them at the end of July, but that hasn't happened, obviously. Due to manufacturer's delays and customs delays, there's just some issues with it, and we just haven't got them yet. We are really hoping to get them this week, but it might be next week. And as soon as they are in the warehouse, I guarantee you, we will get them out to you as quickly as we possibly can. We just don't have them yet. Sorry.

But now it's timmmme for- .... NerdfArt.

This week's NerdfArt comes to us from missmuggle.tumblr.com and it is this stitched-together John and Hank Siamese twin situation. I'm not sure if it happened at birth, or if it's a science experiment gone right? Or wrong. Your opinion! But I saw this and thought it was fun and weird and interesting, and who knows, maybe on Frankenstein MD they can make this happen.

But that does it for this week, guys. Don't forget to leave any questions or comments you might have down in the comment section below, and as always, the links to every single thing I talked about this week will be down in the flap. And you can always find me on my channel at youtube.com/matthewgaydos or on the Twitter, @MatthewGaydos and I'll see you guys next week with a brand new episode of The Warehouse. And until then, don't forget to be awesome.