[Russian Accent]
Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of Truth or Fail, I am your host, Igor. Try not to cry with joy. Today's theme is musical instruments, which of course I have no use for. For those of you too stupid to be allowed near a computer, here are the rules: I will say two facts but only one of them is true. You must click the one you think is true. When you inevitably get it wrong, you will move on to the next question. At the end of the game, tally up your score, if you got more wrong than right, you must send me a letter of apology. Let's begin.

Round one: fact one.

Gallaudet University in Washington, D.C., the only university for the Deaf and hearing impaired, has a division 3 football team. Until recently, the coach would bang a loud drum on the sideline at the beginning of every offensive play, the vibration of which would alert the center to snap the ball.

Fact two: every time USC scores during a football game, and over the past 10 years they have scored a lot of points, the entire tuba section blasts a note for each point the team now has. For example, if the Trojans score 7 touchdowns, that's 196 tuba blasts. Ridiculous.

[Music plays]

It's going to be one of them, just do it.

What are you doing? Are you in a coma? Are you Googling? It's not against the rules but I will frown upon it.