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Drunk Loaded Questions (Beer and Board Games with Hank Green and Greg Benson)
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Uploaded: | 2013-05-02 |
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Internet superstars Hank Green and Greg Benson join us for some beers and a rousing round of Loaded Questions (Adult version, of course).
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Greg's Channel: http://www.youtube.com/mediocrefilms
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Narration: Previously on Beer and Board games
Hank: That was awful.
*miscellaneous laughter*
*can smashing noise*
Unknown women: You just gotta know how to do it.
Matt [clapping]: Hercules! Hercules!
*Laughter*
*Transition Noise*
Aaron [to Hank]: You have like a- there's a thing sticking out right there.
Hank: Yeah, that's my- are you making fun of my fleshy growth?
Aaron: Yeah.
Hank: I'm not ashamed of it.
Aaron [Offscreen] : Ok.
Matt: It does- it doesn't matter. Basically your entire face is hidden as though you're wearing a giant hood.
Greg: How do we know that it's Hank Green?
Matt [Offscreen]: I - that's what I'm saying.
Hank: This is part of my plan.
Greg: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Wait a minute!
*Laughter*
*Siren noise*
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Matt: Hey folks, welcome to Beer and Board Games. Why are we dressed as animals, you might ask? Because we're playing Loaded Questions.
*music plays*
Hank: But you're, wha-- [towards Greg].
Greg: Huh? Bu-- wha-- You sound like this: Bip bap bip bip bap bip.
*Matt laughs*
Hank: Is physical violence allowed?
Matt: Oh, absolutely. It's encouraged.
Hank: Okay.
*Hank slaps Greg*
Greg: Aww! That was real, folks.
*Hank and Matt laugh*
Aaron: Are you okay, honey?
Greg: My hands are hot.
New Section (1:19)
Matt: Our first beer tonight is from the folks at Tap Room Number 21, it is amber ale. Ale with honey added.
Hank: It is-- It has added honey.
Matt: For you diabetics out there.
Hank: I got this hangover pack from Will Wheaton, I was just at his house, and he gave this to me--
Matt (interrupts): Oh you just dropped a name, let me get that, get that for ya.
*Aaron and Greg laugh*
Hank: And he wanted me to take several of these pills before I started to drink, so I need to take them now.
Greg: I have a similar pack, but it's from George Clooney and Kim Basinger.
Hank: I was just trying to give the guy credit!
*All laugh*
Matt: Am I crazy, or do I detect notes of watermelon in the beer?
Aaron: Watermelon?
Hank: Yeah, I feel that--
Matt: Taste it for yourself and see [directed towards Aaron].
Hank: I feel you with a little bit of like a crispy crispy melon flavor.
Matt: Yeah.
Aaron: In the game Loaded Questions, you roll a die, move to a space, you draw a card. Read that thing. Then, everybody writes down an answer on their sheet, and you all give me the questions and I say 'Aw, I think this one says, uh, dat-dip-b'sac, I think Matt wrote that one. You tell me if I'm right and however many I got right, I move that many spaces forward on the board.
Matt: Yeah, every answer I write is gonna be dip back [making incorrect reference to Aaron's original sound].
Aaron: No, it was dip b'sac.
Hank [at the same time]: No, it was dip b'sac.
*All laugh*
Matt: I think we've got a new nickname for you.
Aaron: No. No, I'm not Dip B'sac.
*Hank and Greg laugh*
Matt: I think maybe you are, Dip B'sac.
Aaron: Aw, Jesus.
--
Matt: Okay, folks. We're going to play loaded questions. They're going to be a little sassy, so don't get too scandalized.
Aaron: What word sounds dirty, but isn't?
Hank: Dip B'sa-- [fades off into laughter]
Matt: [laughing] That's true.
Greg: 'Undulate', 'Richie Cunningham', and 'Squanto'.
Matt: Okay, Richie Cunningham[towards Greg], Squanto[towards Hank] and Undulate[towards Matt].
Greg: Oh, that's incorrect.
Matt: Who said what?
Hank: Undulate
Matt: Squanto
Greg: Richie Cunningham
Hank: Richie Cunningham is a great answer, that's great.
Greg: Yeah, it does sound dirty.
Matt: It does. That was a good one.
Matt: I rolled a two!
Hank: That's not very far.
Matt: Woo!
--
Matt: What political figure would you like to see naked?
Matt: If you're enjoying this episode, you can see all three to four hours of the uncut footage at beerandboard.com/live
Aaron: Ted Kennedy c. 1997, Anne Hathaway, or George Washington's wooden cock.
Matt: He always says circa as part of his jokes, so he's Ted Kennedy[towards Greg]--
Greg [interrupts]: You son of a bitch.
*Hank laughs*
Matt: He was saying fuck Anne Hathaway before so he said Anne Hathaway[towards Hank].
Matt: And you're always lowbrow, so you said George Washington's wooden cock[towards Aaron].
Aaron: Good job, three points out of three points.
Matt: Hey!
*Hank clapping*
Greg: That was very impressive.
Hank: Yeah, he even had reasoning.
New Section (3:57)
Hank: We're freaking hot!
Greg: Oh... Frog prince, how I love you.
Hank [referring to the removal of the costume hoods/hats]: Wow, guys, it's much easier to hear and see now.
Matt [chuckling]: Well, hey.
Aaron [directed at Hank]: Chris Weir(?), um, wants you to take a shot -
Hank [interrupting]: Excellent.
Aaron: -and do an impression of your brother.
Hank: I actually don't know him very well.
Aaron: Could you explain who your brother is?
Hank: He, uh, is one of the [laughter interrupts] he's one of the people that came out of my mom and I real- like, I have never tried to impersonate my brother but-
Aaron [interrupts]: Take a shot and do it.
Hank: -with the help of this drink [tries to do a "John" voice] Good morning Hank! [normal voice] That's just how I talk except I said Hank instead of John.
*Laughter*
Greg: I'm still stuck on the mental image of how you both came out of your mother.
Hank: Well, you came out of your mother.
Greg: Dude, don't be gross. No I didn't.
Hank: Are you sure?
Greg: Yeah. Yeah. Gross man.
Hank: So you've never, like, touched your mom's vagina.
Greg: No! My God. Well I mean not... at birth!
*Laughter*
Hank [to camera]: We have a Beer and Board Games toast. This is for Katie Norris. Actually it's for her boyfriend Bryce. It's their fourth anniversary.
Matt: Woah!! Four years together... in the bed!
Aaron [Offscreen]: Yeah!
Greg: I wonder if any of them came out of Hank's mother.
*Greg, Matt and Aaron giggle*
Hank: Not sure how I feel about this.
*Clink of glasses*
All: Katie and Bryce!
Matt: Dip b'sac!
Greg: What is the naughtiest thing you have ever said in bed.
Hank: It totally says my name in it.
Greg: Oh, well that'll be easy for me to- I've got one point already.
Matt: The dirty thing you said has your own name in it?
Hank: Yeah!
*All laugh*
Matt [mocking]: This is Hank Green's pussy.
*Matt and Greg laugh*
Matt: Who's pussy is this? Hank Green's pussy!
Aaron [Offscreen]: Haha, okay.
Matt [to Hank]: Was that, was that the thing. If not you can use that.
Greg: What is the naughtiest thing you have ever said in bed?
Hank [reading]: "I've never spoken in bed."; "You're riding the Hankercoaster." *Laughter* ; "Oh God, wrong hole".
Greg: I would say "you're riding the Hankercoaster" is probably... It's Hank, that would be Hank.
Hank: Yeah.
Greg: *Points to Matt* That's "never spoken in bed" and *pointing Aaron* "oh God, wrong hole".
Matt [Offscreen]: That's three points for you.
Greg: Boom!
Matt: You did it!
Hank [at the same time]: I'm going to lose...
*Laughter*
Aaron: What do you do to turn on the charm?
Hank [bouncing on his chair]: Turn it on...
Matt [to Hank]: Is that how you do it?
Hank: Turn on the charm...
Matt [to Hank]: You say that to yourself in the mirror, this is your mirror ritual?
Both Matt and Hank: Turn on the charm...
*Greg laughs*
Both Matt and Hank: Turn on the charm...
*More laughs*
Greg: Here are the three answers! One: I give myself a good hair-combing. Two: sweat a lot. Three: wake up.
Aaron: [pointing to Hank] Give myself a good hair-combing. [To Matt] Wake up. [To Greg] The other one.
Greg: Sweat a lot?
Aaron: Yeah, sweat a lot.
Greg: You got them all wrong!
*laughs*
Matt: What do we think of this game so far?
Greg: There's got to be a way we can pump it up and make it more exciting!
Matt: Okay, how can we make it more exciting?
Greg [to Matt] : Okay, give us an idea!
*laughs*
Matt: I gotta say this at least once a show.
Greg: Oh oh!
Matt [to Greg]: You will not be asked back.
*Laughter*
-----New section (7:08)-----
Hank [singing]: Dip b'sac.
(?~7:15)Hank and Matt [singing, looking for their words]: Dip b'sac! He will never gay me down when I weigh a friend. Dip b'sac!
Aaron: He will never gay me down when I weigh a friend?
Greg [laughing]: Well it's true he won't! "Oh so you're weighing a friend? I'm not gonna gay you down."
*Laughter*
Matt: What is one gift someone could give you that would totally turn you on? The answers.
Aaron: "A big bowl o' boobs."
Hank [laughs]: That's disgusting!
Aaron: Yeah! "A live raccoon". "Life insurance".
Matt: [Points to Greg] A bowl o' boobs. [To Hank] Live raccoon. [To Aaron] Life insurance.
Aaron: Wow, you know us like the back of your hand.
Greg: You won the game. It's over.
Matt [To Greg]: You know, now that you've taken off the frog head, You just look like a maitre d' from the future.
*Laughter*
Greg: Hello, table for squam? *Laughter* It's a number, it's a number in the future.
Matt: On beerboard.com, you can purchase rewards. One of them is to have us give you a toast. and, ah, for this round we are toasting Will McLeod. He wants us to toast him in French accents if possible.
Aaron: Aha!
Hank [trying to do the accent]: Will McLeod! This is a toast to you!
*Matt laughs*
Hank: That good?
Matt: euuhhh..
Aaron [trying to do the accent]: I am, euh, D - Dip B'Sac, euh, and I want, euh, to euh, to toast Will McLeod.
Hank: Ha oui! Oui, oui oui oui, oui.
Matt: Oui!
Greg [trying to do the accent]: Euh, Monsieur McCloud, je n'ai pas une grande boite de crayons vertes aujourd'hui pour vous et euh, je- j'adore les monstres et le monstre mangeais mon stylo et euh, j'adore les cerises et les vins rouges et les framboises.
All talking at the same time: Oh. Oui oui! Owie! Holy shit! ..
Matt [to Aaron]: Why are you suddenly disheveled?
Aaron: I messed up my hair 'cause I wasn't pleased -
Matt [interrupting]: Why?
Aaron: -with it.
Matt: You just look- you look like you just, like, fell into a bush.
Hank: Old Dip B'Sac fell into a bush on the way to the market and he is the- requiring the re- the re..
Aaron: The restraints.
Matt [singing]: Well I believe we better call ol' Doc Goop B'doke
*Aaron laughs* to come and look after him.
Hank: At this table, who is Doc Goop B'doke?
Matt [points to Greg]: Why, he's right here!
Greg: Hello, there! I'm Doctor Goop B'doke.
*Laughs*
Greg: I'm afraid you've got cancer! Thank you! Do-do-do do-do-do-do!
Aaron: It was me, old Dip B'Sac coming to the Doctor. And him [points to Hank] old Shoot M'Dinc. *Hank laughs*
Greg: Don't you know I love you Matt! Come on, let's hold hands for the rest of the game. Just for the rest of the night let's hold both hands.
Hank: Just for the rest of the night.
Matt: Let's hold-
Hank: Just for the next three and a half hours.
Matt: -our hand against each other's faces.
Greg: Yeah, Yeah.
Matt: For the rest of the night.
Greg: That's all- That's all we need to do.
Matt: It's very nice.
Greg: Yeah, it's nice to connect that way.
*Hank shoves Greg and Matt away from each other by putting his hands on their cheeks*
Greg: Ow!!
*Laughter*
Hank: I wanted to try! You're right it's good!
Greg: It is good.
Hank: I like it.
Matt: I didn't know Hank Green would be so full-contact.
*Outro music*
Hank [singing]: Dip b'sac.
Hank and Matt [singing]: Dip b'sac!