(Intro)

Chelsea: Um, okay, we're gonna do a fun little game!

Hank: Okay, game!

Chelsea: Alright, hot seat game! I'm gonna ask you a series of questions, say the first answer that comes to mind! Ready?

Hank: Yeah!

Chelsea: (pauses) I just wanted to see your "ready" face! (laughs)

Hank: I'm just concentrating very hard!

Chelsea: I know-

Hank: I'm trying not to think about all the things that are going wrong at VidCon right now!

Chelsea: (laughing) Nothing is! It's all smoo-

Hank: Uh huh! Yeah, I'm sure! It's a big conference! If there's 10,000 things that could go wrong, one of them will.

Chelsea: Something's gonna go wrong.

Hank: Yeah! (laughing)

Chelsea: But this interview's going so right!

Hank: Okay!

Chelsea: So it doesn't matter.

Hank: Good! Good.

Chelsea: Uh. Three tips to survive VidCon!

Hank: Uh, hand sanitizer. Talk to strangers.

Chelsea: Okay!

Hank: It's one of the places where it's safe to do that. And it's really like- you know, the people around you are probably into some of the same things you are! Uh, is my guess. Sleep at least three hours a night. I'm not gonna ask too much of you!

Chelsea: Not more, not less.

Hank: But if you can get three, that would be really great.

Chelsea: Twitter, Instagram or Tumblr?

Hank: Tumblr!

Chelsea: Okay! (crowd cheers) Some Tumblr fans! What is your current pump-up jam?

Hank: Supersonic - that Queen song.

Chelsea: Yeah!

Hank: Yeah, I don't think that's what it's called, but that one.

Chelsea: But I like it!

Hank: Yeah, no, that one gets me going.

(Hank and Chelsea laugh)

Chelsea: Biggest pet peeve?

Hank: People who complain all the time!

Chelsea: No good! No bueno. Guilty pleasure TV show?

Hank: Inuyasha

(crows cheers)

Chelsea: Oooh, nice! Worst pick-up line you've ever used?

Hank: Oh (laughs) I've only dated like, three people. I did once invite a girl to watch a shuttle launch with me at a lake. I lived in Orlando, and so I went to a lake where we could watch the shuttle launch, and we totally made out. It was awesome.

Chelsea: Hey, hey, look at- high five for you!

Hank: It worked! Yeah, but it was like a super long like, creepy letter. (Chelsea laughs) It was like a two page long letter, and at the end I-well, yeah.

Chelsea: Hey, whatever-

Hank: I was like, I'd never talked to her before and I sent her a handwritten two-page-long letter. That's not the way to go! (Chelsea laughs) Just 'cause it worked for me, does not mean it would work for you.

Chelsea: I love it. Most prized possession?

Hank: I have a like, first-edition set of the Mars trilogy, which is a really nerdy answer... But if like, my house got robbed, I think that's mostly what I would miss. Also like, the hard-drive that has all my pictures on it, you know?

Chelsea: Aww, that's great!

Hank: That, or like, wherever it is in the cloud, you know. I don't wanna lose my pictures.

Chelsea: That's great! Memories! Um, secret talent?

Hank: Can you hold this?

Chelsea: Yep! Oooh, I'm excited!

Hank: I can do a full lotus without touching my legs!

Chelsea: Ooooh!

Hank: Uh, I usually can!

Chelsea: Under pressure!

Hank: Ahh, ahh, ahh! My feet are too heavy, I feel like.

Chelsea: Wait-

Hank: Yeah, so- yeah, I- I think my shoes are too big, maybe, is the problem I'm having? (Chelsea laughs) Well yeah, I have very- I'm very flexible this way. But then I can't like touch my toes. (crowd laughs) It's really- it's embarrassing.

Chelsea: I'm really impressed!

Hank: Yeah.

Chelsea: That's not what I thought you were gonna do!

Hank: What'd you think I- yodel or something?

Chelsea: I don't know! I thought you were gonna like, wiggle your ears or something. Can you do that? (laughs) No!

Chelsea: How about go-to dance move?

Hank: It's hard without music, but I really like dancing. I'm-

Chelsea: Can you do it sitting down?

Hank: I do a lot of like, kicking of my feet-

Chelsea: Okay!

Hank: And- it's sort of like the Charles- I did used to do swing dance, and I also used break-dance a little bit. I have had many different things that I've done (laughs). So I will often do swing dance moves, uh, in like hip-hop dance. And people will be like, what did you just do?! That was awesome! That was like a super awesome hip-hop move! And I'm like, no it wasn't! I just bootied it up a little bit.

Chelsea: (laughing) Bootied it up?! Oooh!

Hank: Yeah!

Chelsea: Good job! 

Hank: Thank you! I'm gonna wipe my hand on my pants before I shake your hand, 'cause it's very sweaty!

Chelsea: Yes! Good job! And um, have a good rest of your VidCon!

Hank: Thank you!

Chelsea: Thanks for chatting. And you guys, of course, for more on VidCon 2014, be sure to head to hollywire.com and HollywireTV and we will see you later!

Hank: Thank you!

Chelsea: Bye! Thank you!

(cheers and screams in the audience)