Hank: Hello and w- were you just whispering?
Mayim: Yes I was just whispering to nobody - Sorry, I was just whispering that if the cats become a problem he should lock them out, I'm sorry.
H: Okay
[both laughing]
H: Hello, and welcome to Dear Hank and John
M: Or as I prefer to call it - Dear Mayim and Hank
H: It's a comedy podcast where me and my brother john but occasionally guest- uh, guest hosts like this weeks Mayim Bialik, answer questions, give you dubious advice and bring you all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon. Mayim did you bring AFC Wimbledon news?
M: You know, I did and it's big.
H: It's big. I- I actually looked up some and I was like John's gonna be sad he missed this week. How are you?
M: Oh yeah well I- I'm okay but you know, AFC Wimbledon is really-
H: No!
M: in goalkeeper shock.
H: Don't tell anyone yet we have to save it for the end of the pod.
[both laughing]
M: Okay. I'm doing okay.
H: Good. Good. H- Where are you at?
M: I'm in my children's room.
H: [Laughing]
M: and I'm uh- I'm in Los Angeles.
H: Why are you in your children's- is this where your podcast studio set up is?
M: Because- it is- no there's no studio set up to be had here. It's the quietest room in the house as it were because my children are not here.
H: Right, yes I would imagine it's not usually the quietest room in the house.
M: No.
H: No. Um I have a child now-
M: I know!
H: The last time we talked I did not.
M: [laughing] That's right, congratulations again.
H: Now I do and he's uh- he's sleeping inside right now and uh, thus does not need me. So that's- what I've heard is that if a child is sleeping you can just leave, right? And go somewhere?
M: Oh yeah, no they got that. They figure that out.
H: Perfect. Um, yeah thanks this is excellent parenthood advice. Uh I have a parenting question for you.
M: Okay.
H: Am I gonna be okay?
M: [laughing] Are you gonna be okay? Haha!
H: Haha - is everything-
M: You will be okay- You'll be okay in about four years.
H: Haha alright. Well good.