Hank: Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
John: Or as I prefer to think of it, Dear John and Hank.
H: It's a comedy podcast where me, Hank Green, host of SciShow, and John Green, the author of The Fault in Our Stars and several other books, talk to you about death, answer your questions, give you dubious advice, and bring you all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon. I'm not proud of that one, John.
J: No, that wasn't great. I think it's weird that you identify primarily as the host of SciShow.
H: Well, I was just picking something.
J: What would you like on your tombstone, Hank? What would you like it to say that you did with your life on your tombstone?
H: Giraffe sex videos.
J: (Laughs) I mean, that's not even appropriate since all of our most popular giraffe sex videos were made by me. I'm not one to brag, I'm stating a fact.
H: Ah! That's a big spider! What the frick!?
J: Am I gonna have to host the podcast alone because there's a spider in your room-
H: Oh, it's real big!
J: -or are you gonna be able to just get on with it?
H: It has... You know, sometimes I think, you know, there are a lot of legs in the world. But then I realize that most of them are on that spider.
J: Hank Green: 1980-2146. Most of the legs in the world are on spiders.
H: (Laughs) I don't really know what to do about this spider. It doesn't seem to... OK. I'm... Well, is it gonna come to me?
J: Well, I mean, this is just a fantastic radio drama. It's exactly what listeners of Dear Hank and John tune in for every week. (Hank laughs) Hank, how are you doing?
H: I'm good. I'm good. I, I had a little bit of a spider scare. I've got, I've got only good news in my life right now. Things are great.
J: Well, I have a short poem for you today.
H: Is it about... Do you... I mean is it only good news in your life? I feel like we didn't hear anything about you.
J: My life is fine, except I continue to have a broken rib which is just a tremendous bummer and, but talking about it doesn't help it.