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WheezyWaiter and JacksFilms take the stage at VidCon 2014; craziness ensues.

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Craig: Hello there everybody. I'm gonna play you a song that's near and dear to my heart.

"This is a song.
This is a song.
Everybody knows the words 'cause I just said them all.

This is a song.
This is a song.
Everybody knows the words 'cause I just said them all.

Song knows everybody 'cause 
Words said this knows
All them I just said this is said this is a song just 'cause

This song is all
Them words I just knows
Everybody said this 'cause this song is just the words all said

This is a song.
This is a song.
Everybody knows the words 'cause I just said them all.

This is a song.
This is a song.
Everybody knows the words 'cause I just said them all.

Song
Words
Everybody 'cause
Knows them
Just said the song
Them words knows everybody said
Song words knows de all the..."

What?

Jack: Excuse me.

Craig: What are you doing?

Jack: Hey.

Craig: What are you doing, Jack? Main stage performance right here.

Jack: Yeah, I'm aware. Could ya stop?

"This is a song, this is a song. A btataabtabta nobody cares."

Craig: Get off the stage!

Jack: That was... nonsense. It was all nonsense, especially that second verse. And the fourth verse. And the third verse. And you just kept going. If you were like a cute little British boy, you would get away with that. But you're not, Wheezy.

Craig: There's 20 seconds left in the song. Can I just do the song.

Jack: Those are 20 seconds I'll never get back.

Craig: Fine, I quit. I quit.

(runs off stage into desert)

(Title text: 15 YEARS LATER)

Hank Green: Nanobots. Slave, sweep this up. This is gonna be the most nanobot-free VidCon ever. Can't have a repeat of that terrible nanobot disaster of 2014. Well, time to Botox again.

Craig: Uh! So many nanobots these days.

Charlie McDonnell: Stupid 15 year old phone. Uh! Minion. Can you brush off this nanobot before I get nano-bit?

Jack: (looks at "Do not cross" sign) Pff! Whatever.

Woah!

Charlie: Good lord. If he was only 20 seconds later, he wouldn't be super dead right now.

Craig: Is that Jack?

Charlie: Hey, where you going? God, I hate the future.

Guys in the van: Hey.

Craig: Oh, guys in the van. There you are. 

Michael Aranda: Whatcha need?

Rob: Tires?

Michael: Horses?

Rob: Kleenex?

Michael: Candy canes?

Rob: Envelopes?

Michael: Beard trimmer?

Rob: Those little paper clips they use to put paper together?

Michael: Fan?

Craig: No. I need a time machine.

Rob: Oh yeah. We got one of those.

Sam: Woah. The future!

Craig: Sam?

Sam: Ha-ha, I'm gonna go get a beer.

Craig: That's why he went missing for 15 years. Okay. I've gotta go back 15 years.

(Title text:
2029
2014)

Rob: Wanna use those lottery numbers?

Michael: You're damn right.

Craig: (runs back to the stage)

"This is a song.
This is a song.
Everybody knows the words 'cause I just said them all.

This is a song.
This is a song.
Everybody knows the words 'cause I just said them all."

Jack: Those were still 20 seconds I will never get back, Wheezy.

Craig: You're welcome.